Monte's new blog - Page 8

Kahlo · 07-29-2011, 05:56 AM

Now he wont feel as guilty when he fucks the cd - I mean when he goes on a 'rocket ride'.

*shiver*

RenewRevive · 07-29-2011, 09:26 AM

MonteLDS · 07-29-2011, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

great posts on monty's blog!

looks like someone is reading my blog even though on the o-board you said you wouldn't.

Kahlo · 07-29-2011, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

looks like someone is reading my blog even though on the o-board you said you wouldn't.

Grow the fuck up.

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-29-2011, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

looks like someone is reading my blog even though on the o-board you said you wouldn't.

i said i wasn't reading it. not that i wouldn't.
today i got extremely bored at work.

didn't you say you added me to your ignore list?

Andy / · 07-29-2011, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahlo

Gored. As in I want this to happen to you:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...83_634x752.jpg

at least he remembered to cover his balls

soniclovenoize · 07-29-2011, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Billy continues to lay down his guitar for other instruments

Jul 20

Posted by MonteLDS

Billy mentioned today that he is currently “Mr. Tambourine Man”.

UPDATE: this could just be a reference to a song by Bob Dylan.

This blog is a joke, right?

Kahlo · 07-29-2011, 01:55 PM

I like to think of Monte as a performance art piece, making a clever comment on the stalkerish obsession with vacuous celebrity culture.

My god, the man is a genius.

Andy / · 07-29-2011, 06:33 PM

i don't like to think of monte

Trotskilicious · 07-29-2011, 07:39 PM

he really should be ashamed of those puns i mean

"QUIET everyone, it's totally SWEET, SWEET because I'm CHERUB ROCKin because SIAMESE DREAM drops TODAY and I'm going on a ROCKET ride because I'm a HUMMER and I'm going to slather myself in MAYONAISE and call myself SPACEBOY! I'm a total GEEK, USA!"

soniclovenoize · 07-29-2011, 07:55 PM

I don't get it.

Esty · 07-29-2011, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

he really should be ashamed of those puns i mean

"QUIET everyone, it's totally SWEET, SWEET because I'm CHERUB ROCKin because SIAMESE DREAM drops TODAY and I'm going on a ROCKET ride because I'm a HUMMER and I'm going to slather myself in MAYONAISE and call myself SPACEBOY! I'm a total GEEK, USA!"

did he really write that?

This man needs an ass kicking.

Trotskilicious · 07-29-2011, 08:40 PM

no i put on my monte hat and cranked that one out

Trotskilicious · 07-29-2011, 08:42 PM

and if any of you were wondering this is what my monty hat looks like

emotionalfriend · 07-29-2011, 08:43 PM

Seemed authentic to me

MyOneAndOnly · 10:09 PM

Blog envy

Or maybe Billy envy

Envy for those who create something. Or do something.

Maybe you guys should contribute to the blog. So much knowledge. About "retards" and stuff.

Trotskilicious · 07-29-2011, 10:46 PM

yes we are jealous of "creating" a really poorly written fan blog

i mean this novel i'm working on...it just pales in comparison to what monte does every day

i should probably make more malapropisms and idiotic puns.

Pizza Club · 07-29-2011, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

Blog envy

Or maybe Billy envy

Envy for those who create something. Or do something.

Maybe you guys should contribute to the blog. So much knowledge. About "retards" and stuff.

I hope this person dies too.

Trotskilicious · 07-29-2011, 11:32 PM

monty's blog is about as shitty as my guitar playing

Esty · 07-30-2011, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

Blog envy

Or maybe Billy envy

Envy for those who create something. Or do something.

Maybe you guys should contribute to the blog. So much knowledge. About "retards" and stuff.

Monte once asked me to contribute something to his blog. He felt my "anti-pumpkins" stance would give a good addition to his blog/newsletter. I replied back with.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF AND SHOVE THAT NEWSLETTER UP YOUR ASS."

He put me on ignore then.

Monte, i know you're reading this. Ive changed my mine. Let me write for your blog.

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-30-2011, 08:17 AM

after those incidents in chile and china, i've changed my mine too.

Nimrod's Son · 07-30-2011, 02:18 PM

Billy continues to lay down his guitar for other instruments
JUL 20
Posted by MonteLDS
Billy mentioned today that he is currently “Mr. Tambourine Man”.

UPDATE: this could just be a reference to a song by Bob Dylan.

Kahlo · 07-30-2011, 04:39 PM

I have to admit I giggled when I first read that. Utterly clueless.

Future Boy · 07-30-2011, 05:18 PM

it may not be a reference to it though, boy will you look silly.

Kahlo · 07-30-2011, 05:46 PM

anything done whilst in the service of mocking Monte will be vindicated by Netphoria.

RenewRevive · 07-30-2011, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndySlash

at least he remembered to cover his balls

that could be this guy's epitaph.

Trotskilicious · 07-30-2011, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

Billy continues to lay down his guitar for other instruments
JUL 20
Posted by MonteLDS
Billy mentioned today that he is currently “Mr. Tambourine Man”.

UPDATE: this could just be a reference to a song by Bob Dylan.

god this is so classic

07-29-2011, 09:26 AM	#212
RenewRevive Minion of Satan Location: Welcome to the real world jackass Posts: 5,056	lol

07-29-2011, 10:03 PM	#226
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882	Blog envy Or maybe Billy envy Envy for those who create something. Or do something. Maybe you guys should contribute to the blog. So much knowledge. About "retards" and stuff. Last edited by MyOneAndOnly : 07-29-2011 at 10:09 PM.

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07-29-2011, 05:56 AM	#211
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,539	Now he wont feel as guilty when he fucks the cd - I mean when he goes on a 'rocket ride'. shiver

07-29-2011, 01:55 PM	#218
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,539	I like to think of Monte as a performance art piece, making a clever comment on the stalkerish obsession with vacuous celebrity culture. My god, the man is a genius.

07-29-2011, 06:33 PM	#219
Andy / Posts: 20,282	i don't like to think of monte

07-29-2011, 07:39 PM	#220
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	he really should be ashamed of those puns i mean "QUIET everyone, it's totally SWEET, SWEET because I'm CHERUB ROCKin because SIAMESE DREAM drops TODAY and I'm going on a ROCKET ride because I'm a HUMMER and I'm going to slather myself in MAYONAISE and call myself SPACEBOY! I'm a total GEEK, USA!"

07-29-2011, 07:55 PM	#221
soniclovenoize Minion of Satan Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 5,595	I don't get it.

07-29-2011, 08:40 PM	#223
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	no i put on my monte hat and cranked that one out

07-29-2011, 08:42 PM	#224
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	and if any of you were wondering this is what my monty hat looks like

07-29-2011, 08:43 PM	#225
emotionalfriend Ownz Posts: 634	Seemed authentic to me

07-29-2011, 10:46 PM	#227
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	yes we are jealous of "creating" a really poorly written fan blog i mean this novel i'm working on...it just pales in comparison to what monte does every day i should probably make more malapropisms and idiotic puns.

07-29-2011, 11:32 PM	#229
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	monty's blog is about as shitty as my guitar playing

07-30-2011, 08:17 AM	#231
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	after those incidents in chile and china, i've changed my mine too.

07-30-2011, 02:18 PM	#232
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	Billy continues to lay down his guitar for other instruments JUL 20 Posted by MonteLDS Billy mentioned today that he is currently “Mr. Tambourine Man”. UPDATE: this could just be a reference to a song by Bob Dylan.

07-30-2011, 04:39 PM	#233
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,539	I have to admit I giggled when I first read that. Utterly clueless.

07-30-2011, 05:18 PM	#234
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	it may not be a reference to it though, boy will you look silly.

07-30-2011, 05:46 PM	#235
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,539	anything done whilst in the service of mocking Monte will be vindicated by Netphoria.