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04-24-2012, 07:14 PM | #1 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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ITT: I liveblog taking a massive diarrhea shit
7:13 p.m.
Sitting on the can now. Just got the pants off and the computer in front of me. My stomach's pretty pissed off. I've got minor cramping and some general discomfort. Little puffs of air but nothing solid or liquid yet. |
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04-24-2012, 07:16 PM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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what do u think caused the disturbance?
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04-24-2012, 07:21 PM | #3 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Probably the Dunkin Donuts I ate this morning. I had a croissant with a scrambled egg and sausage patty on it. Actually it was definitely that.
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04-24-2012, 07:22 PM | #4 |
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7:21 p.m.
After escalating pain, the first solid parts have trickled out. It was the cork. |
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04-24-2012, 07:23 PM | #5 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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7:23 p.m.
The fan's humming is on some strange frequency that's causing a loping sound every minute or so. I just got a big rumble and I can feel it rounding the bend. |
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04-24-2012, 07:24 PM | #6 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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7:24 p.m.
More solids. Also the fan in here is not as effective as I had initially hoped. |
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04-24-2012, 07:25 PM | #7 |
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Have you had any straight liquid anal expulsions, where your #2 actually sounds like a #1?
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04-24-2012, 07:27 PM | #8 |
huh
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04-24-2012, 07:27 PM | #9 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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No explosions yet. The liquid stuff is still blocked up by a bunch of other meals. I'm not positive it'll be a big anal explosion when it comes, but who knows... I can feel a good bit of pressure in there.
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04-24-2012, 07:28 PM | #10 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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04-24-2012, 07:29 PM | #11 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Like why you gotta come in here and push me around tho?
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04-24-2012, 07:29 PM | #12 |
Boardcaster
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I said "expulsions", not explosions. Did you mix gunpowder with your DD or what? You sick freak.
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04-24-2012, 07:31 PM | #13 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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I'm hoping for explosions. If it just ends up trickling out this thread will really go down the toilet.
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04-24-2012, 07:31 PM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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When I was a kid McDonald's sausage would give me the shits every time, they were so delicious I could never say no.
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04-24-2012, 07:31 PM | #15 |
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04-24-2012, 07:33 PM | #16 |
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KFC
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04-24-2012, 07:33 PM | #17 |
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04-24-2012, 07:34 PM | #18 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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7:34 p.m.
This one was pretty wet. :\ |
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04-24-2012, 07:36 PM | #19 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Take a shower if you feel dirty, bro.
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04-24-2012, 07:39 PM | #20 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Hmm, that's a good call.
This man knows his shits. |
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04-24-2012, 07:40 PM | #21 |
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7:39 p.m.
Almost totally liquid. |
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04-24-2012, 07:42 PM | #22 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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7:42
Girlfriend just knocked on the door to ask if I'm okay. |
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04-24-2012, 07:45 PM | #23 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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What did u say?
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04-24-2012, 07:45 PM | #24 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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*knock knock knock*
"Honey, are you okay?" "Yep!" |
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04-24-2012, 07:46 PM | #25 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Gotta stay positive, you know? Can't let the shit get to you.
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04-24-2012, 07:48 PM | #26 |
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7:47 p.m.
I'm gonna get up for a while. My legs are starting to fall asleep. Not sure if the worst is still yet to come, of if it'll just be aftershocks. I'll update if my status changes and I'm back on the throne. |
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04-24-2012, 07:51 PM | #27 |
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Yeah. Please post developments as they occur.
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04-24-2012, 07:56 PM | #28 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Will do!
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04-24-2012, 08:14 PM | #29 |
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My leg falls asleep pretty bad if I'm on the can more than 15 minutes or so
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04-24-2012, 08:51 PM | #30 |
Virgo
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i'm going to liveblog me reading this thread!
8:51pm - wow this is horrible |
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