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Old 04-24-2012, 07:14 PM   #1
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Talking ITT: I liveblog taking a massive diarrhea shit

7:13 p.m.

Sitting on the can now. Just got the pants off and the computer in front of me. My stomach's pretty pissed off. I've got minor cramping and some general discomfort. Little puffs of air but nothing solid or liquid yet.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:16 PM   #2
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what do u think caused the disturbance?

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:21 PM   #3
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Probably the Dunkin Donuts I ate this morning. I had a croissant with a scrambled egg and sausage patty on it. Actually it was definitely that.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:22 PM   #4
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7:21 p.m.

After escalating pain, the first solid parts have trickled out. It was the cork.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:23 PM   #5
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7:23 p.m.

The fan's humming is on some strange frequency that's causing a loping sound every minute or so. I just got a big rumble and I can feel it rounding the bend.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:24 PM   #6
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7:24 p.m.

More solids. Also the fan in here is not as effective as I had initially hoped.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:25 PM   #7
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Have you had any straight liquid anal expulsions, where your #2 actually sounds like a #1?

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:27 PM   #8
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Probably the Dunkin Donuts I ate this morning. I had a croissant with a scrambled egg and sausage patty on it. Actually it was definitely that.
do you have some sort of baby stomach or what?

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:27 PM   #9
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No explosions yet. The liquid stuff is still blocked up by a bunch of other meals. I'm not positive it'll be a big anal explosion when it comes, but who knows... I can feel a good bit of pressure in there.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:28 PM   #10
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do you have some sort of baby stomach or what?
Yeah pretty much, so what? Eating food that's made out of garbage leftovers from pigs that's been bleached with chemicals then dyed brown to resemble food should be way easier on my precious little sensitive tummy.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:29 PM   #11
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Like why you gotta come in here and push me around tho?

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:29 PM   #12
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I said "expulsions", not explosions. Did you mix gunpowder with your DD or what? You sick freak.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:31 PM   #13
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I'm hoping for explosions. If it just ends up trickling out this thread will really go down the toilet.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:31 PM   #14
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When I was a kid McDonald's sausage would give me the shits every time, they were so delicious I could never say no.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:31 PM   #15
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When I was a kid McDonald's sausage would give me the shits every time, they were so delicious I could never say no.
That's pretty much how I look at it. There's a chance fast food meat's gonna rock me, but it's worth the taste. Plus it cleans everything out.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:33 PM   #16
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KFC

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:33 PM   #17
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Plus it cleans everything out.
Troof.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:34 PM   #18
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7:34 p.m.

This one was pretty wet. :\

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:36 PM   #19
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Take a shower if you feel dirty, bro.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:39 PM   #20
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Hmm, that's a good call.

This man knows his shits.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:40 PM   #21
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7:39 p.m.

Almost totally liquid.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:42 PM   #22
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7:42

Girlfriend just knocked on the door to ask if I'm okay.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:45 PM   #23
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What did u say?

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:45 PM   #24
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*knock knock knock*
"Honey, are you okay?"
"Yep!"

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:46 PM   #25
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Gotta stay positive, you know? Can't let the shit get to you.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:48 PM   #26
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7:47 p.m.

I'm gonna get up for a while. My legs are starting to fall asleep. Not sure if the worst is still yet to come, of if it'll just be aftershocks. I'll update if my status changes and I'm back on the throne.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:51 PM   #27
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Yeah. Please post developments as they occur.

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:56 PM   #28
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Will do!

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 08:14 PM   #29
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My leg falls asleep pretty bad if I'm on the can more than 15 minutes or so

 
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Old 04-24-2012, 08:51 PM   #30
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i'm going to liveblog me reading this thread!

8:51pm - wow this is horrible

 
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