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Old 06-12-2015, 04:41 AM   #1
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Default Slipknot's Corey Taylor: no aliens would interact with a culture this stupid

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Music, TV, movies, internet, books (those are what you download on your Kindle Fires kids), everywhere you look itís like the entertainment is falling down under the weight of its own trash. Iíll paraphrase Michael Bay, who summed it up best when he told his critics he didnít give a shit what they thought of his latest Transformers instalment because, ďYouíre all going to see it anyway.Ē He was right; it was the first film of 2014 to cross the $100m mark in its first weekend in the US. Bay could keep making these fucking flicks until he has his body frozen to outlive the future. It wonít make any difference. The lemmings are going to head for the cliff with nothing on their minds other than feeling the whoosh of the wind cross their fuzzy faces as they plummet towards the canyon floor. Thatís us: weíre the lemmings. Depending on how you look at it, our sense of entertainment is either the wind in our faces or the ground pushing our faces back through our skulls. Either way, weíre really fucked.



is this ****-irony or something

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 07:35 AM   #2
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i dunno, he likes the melvins so how stupid can he be?

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 07:36 AM   #3
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i mean boris like the melvins too. and i love boris. have i shared this with you before?

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 08:46 AM   #4
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"Feed your brain something other than vacuous chaos and mediocre drivel."

funny because that's what his book sounds like (nevermind music). It's like a 18 years old manifesto. "man...mainstream culture sucks man...like...use your intellect ok? people are like, SOOO stupid". its like wow i've just discovered i had to ability to (sorta) think! It's half a dozen paragraphs of complete cliches. What a writer!


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"Shit sells and it sells really well. That’s because the people slinging that shit around know their audience."


oh you mean like slipknot records?

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 09:49 AM   #5
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A popular entertainer with no literary skillz? Say it ain't so, sweet Jesus!

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 10:27 AM   #6
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its just that hes getting published and guardian has an excerpt of his shit on their site. That's the issue more than his limited cognitive functions.

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 10:53 AM   #7
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so, what i want to know is how fuzzy feels about stone sour and the collaboration with living rock legend, david grohl.

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 10:55 AM   #8
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"...the ground pushing our faces back through our skulls."

say what you want teb but this is some pretty heavy shit right here.

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 10:56 AM   #9
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i'd like to see you produce some vivid imagery like that, you fool of a took!

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 11:12 AM   #10
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"...the ground pushing our faces back through our skulls."

say what you want teb but this is some pretty heavy shit right here.


my dick pushing your feces back through your bowels

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 11:12 AM   #11
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*drops mic*

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 11:57 AM   #12
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Yeah Slipknot is really shit

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 02:28 PM   #13
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i dunno, attila csishar hung out with the dudes from slipknot this one time when he was working with anderson and omalley.

so they must have some psychic substance

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 02:29 PM   #14
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also, i commend you, teb, for the gallant effort at outdoing the aforementioned frontman in sheer fucking literary heaviness!!!

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 02:32 PM   #15
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i would just substitute bowels with duodenum but this is just an editorial suggestion.

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 03:46 PM   #16
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Hm yes, but you see, I believe there is a science to this. When amusing oneself with word substitutions of a satirical nature, I find it preferable to keep the pronunciation and rhythm as close to the original sentence as humanly possible. Alas, the only word I could contemplate which sounded similar to the ground would have been the grind which i felt may have sounded perhaps too contrived. For skulls, I had no adequate substitution. Nevertheless, since skulls is a one syllable word, in a commendable yet forlorn effort to keep a comparable flow, I reasoned that the least syllables, the better. Bowels, then, superseded intestines.

I suppose now, in a too classic case of esprit d'escalier that bring a wistful smile to my countenance, it occurs to me that the word sphincter begins with an s. Though, naturally, it still counts one pesky syllable too many and shares no phonetical relation with skulls....

the ground pushing our faces back through our skulls
the grind pushing your feces back through your sphincter

Would this have constituted a superior lampoon? Please do share, as a fellow esteemed wordsmith, your valuable opinion on this matter.

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Old 06-12-2015, 05:56 PM   #17
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slipknot is not a terrible band.

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 05:59 PM   #18
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for a solid chunk or the half-generation after us, they were the first foray into music with those sort of subversive themes. definitely a band that people "grow out of", but they are not terrible.

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 06:29 PM   #19
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he's got a point too

what's that thing about how we should have heard from an advanced civilization by now

i think they're protecting our dumb asses, like the vulcans did

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 06:34 PM   #20
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the first slipknot album is actually real good
it owns and slays

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 06:35 PM   #21
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wow that's hard to do

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 06:35 PM   #22
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Bay could keep making these fucking flicks until he has his body frozen to outlive the future.
i mean this is great shit right here

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 06:52 PM   #23
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i want to outlive the future.

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 06:58 PM   #24
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Old 06-12-2015, 07:11 PM   #25
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Not a unique thought.

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 07:13 PM   #26
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and what he's mad about is not cops shooting black guys in the street or bankers making up money on wall street it's michael bay

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 07:15 PM   #27
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Well he's white and has money yeah

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 07:21 PM   #28
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The Archons are just an overtone away; far enough to not be seen, close enough to feed off our energy. We are but a goldfish in a fishbowl in this regard. No more aware of the house the bowl is in let alone the world that is outside the house.

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 07:22 PM   #29
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The last two sentences is probably the most sense you've ever made ever

 
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Old 06-12-2015, 07:33 PM   #30
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Was it the pilot episode of Star Trek that reveals the Archons game? if not the pilot, one of the very early ones. There's a few good Archon researchers out there and one of them created a template of them and then was informed about this Star Trek episode. He was unaware of it at the time yet it echo'd everything he'd been studying about them for 20 years.

 
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