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Old 05-13-2014, 08:08 PM   #31
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I fucking hate elephant feet.
i feel like this is a thing you're raised to do. my mom would always scold me not to stomp or talk too loud. i alwasy think of the seinfeld quote "stomping around like a clydesdale"

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:10 PM   #32
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my best friend talks over me too. i hate that. when we're on the phone i try to wait to see if she's actually done talking and then will immediately be like "hello hello are you still there" and i'm like damn just trying to see if youre really done talking before i try to respond

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:12 PM   #33
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hopefully she's wrapping her tampons and throwing them in the trash like a civilized adult. i once had to talk to a gf about how its not a good idea to flush her sanitary napkins after the commode kept clogging. i knew what was up instantly, after working in a restaurant and magically every mothers day the womens toilet would go out of order.

"ITS BECAUSE OF THOSE BEASTS FLUSHING THEIR BLOODY PLUGS" our gm would cry.
no. thank gawd. but I used to own a rental unit and my tenant complained about a clogged toilet over and over and over. turned out it was her tampons. I had to do the plumbing work myself. it was horrible.

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:13 PM   #34
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my roommate just cries at seemingly random times and when i ask her why or try to approach her she runs away

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:16 PM   #35
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sounds a lot like my cat

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:16 PM   #36
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ask me questions that you want to ask your roommates and i can probably answer them for your.
i am also the weird roommate in any situation
although i was only a roommate one time and that was obviously well documented here

 
Old 05-13-2014, 08:25 PM   #37
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my roommate just cries at seemingly random times and when i ask her why or try to approach her she runs away
what a pussy

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:28 PM   #38
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what sucks is when you fuck your roommate and it gets awkward and you have to kick them out

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:31 PM   #39
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sounds a lot like my cat

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:39 PM   #40
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my roommate just cries at seemingly random times and when i ask her why or try to approach her she runs away
My wife does that. Its annoying.

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:40 PM   #41
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i hope your cat wife dies

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 08:42 PM   #42
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She's one of those immortal type dealies that don't die. Sorry.

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:20 PM   #43
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-The swiss girl you could hear fucking through the walls with graphic details as to what was happening (i could hear her talk). she also tended to leave her dirty panties in places that weren't her room and I SWEAR she did this on purpose. She was a rich bitch who was slumming it cause it made her think that made her interesting. Her dad was absolutely loaded.

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:22 PM   #44
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yeah she sounds awesome

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:34 PM   #45
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1) Every time I use the shower after him, the shower head is pointing straight down, parallel to the wall. In order to get under the shower head, one would literally have to squat down and press one's body against the wall.

2) One morning, I went downstairs at 6AM to find my roommate sitting upright, cross-legged on the couch, in the dark. At this point, I turned on the lights, and he WOKE UP, and I said "what the hell are you doing?" And he says" I must have dozed off".



Do you guys have any weird roommates?
When I first moved to Ca I sublet a room in a house with a couple of guys. One was Canadian, who drank all of the time and ate sausages from his George foreman grill, and the other was from India, and he would get high and sing songs in Hindi. They were both computer programmers, really nice but very strange. I don't think the Canadian guy ever ate anything else but sausages and beer. On one Halloween night, I came home from work and they were both tripping on something and had painted each others faces up.

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:36 PM   #46
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no. thank gawd. but I used to own a rental unit and my tenant complained about a clogged toilet over and over and over. turned out it was her tampons. I had to do the plumbing work myself. it was horrible.
I thought all women knew you are not supposed to flush them lol

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:44 PM   #47
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seriously, isn't it obvious even if no one's ever told you?

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:44 PM   #48
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i lived with a girl who used to put all her used tampons in a plastic baggie and just throw it in the corner

i was somehow unfazed by it. it was a really crazy living situation (there was another girl living there too, and it was my first time ever living away from home and i was sort of sheltered) but i never realized how truly fucked it was until now

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:44 PM   #49
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sounds a lot like my cat
she also shits in a box, but the similarities end there

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:44 PM   #50
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last roommate i had pissed in gatorade bottles and never left his room. when i left he had like 50 of them in his room. fucking weird.
one of our neighbors had an ex-husband like that. what is up with that is what i want to know.

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:47 PM   #51
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scotty, change your avatar. i keep thinking you're duo

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:47 PM   #52
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one of our neighbors had an ex-husband like that. what is up with that is what i want to know.
depression w/ extreme avoidance of other people?

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 09:49 PM   #53
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right now my roommate's on my bed it's like what the fuck bitch you got two beds

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Old 05-13-2014, 10:16 PM   #54
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fuck bottles, just open the window

 
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Old 05-13-2014, 10:17 PM   #55
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Not leaving your room rules

 
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I don't get how you accumulate that many pee bottles
Like if this guy was leaving his room to hit the bathroom when he had to #2 why not just take your backlog of bottles with you and empty them out then
I sympathize completely with that kind of extreme agoraphobia but there has to be a little common sense

 
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When I first moved to Ca I sublet a room in a house with a couple of guys. One was Canadian, who drank all of the time and ate sausages from his George foreman grill, and the other was from India, and he would get high and sing songs in Hindi. They were both computer programmers, really nice but very strange. I don't think the Canadian guy ever ate anything else but sausages and beer. On one Halloween night, I came home from work and they were both tripping on something and had painted each others faces up.
I dunno, save these dudes for the "awesome roommates" thread
This one is about people who piss in bottles and let it ferment around the place like they're saving it to kill the aliens from Signs

 
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Yep. As a Pulp fan that's the first thing i thought about not long after she moved in. She wasn't shy asking her dad money though. She justified it on the account that her "stepmom" was her age. Gross and i can see why you might hate your father for this but regardless it's fairly indecent to be slumming it with 4 other people when they barely get by and you could live pretty much anywhere else.

 
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When I first moved to Ca I sublet a room in a house with a couple of guys. One was Canadian, who drank all of the time and ate sausages from his George foreman grill

. I don't think the Canadian guy ever ate anything else but sausages and beer

 
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I dunno, save these dudes for the "awesome roommates" thread
This one is about people who piss in bottles and let it ferment around the place like they're saving it to kill the aliens from Signs

Pretty sure when it's the piss of a drugged out acolholic that's been left to ferment in an unwashed gatorade bottle, it doesn't matter what planet you're from, it'll melt the face off anything. Right now the government is working on developing chemical weapons that are not even half as as powerful.

 
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