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Old 03-11-2009, 06:08 AM   #1
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:18 AM   #2
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righty then.

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:27 AM   #3
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:38 AM   #4
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Why does steam come out of my vagina????!? - Yahoo! Answers

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 07:03 AM   #5
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jesus, is that a pumpkins tattoo?

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 07:21 AM   #6
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no man it's a naked cat-lady with decapitated mickey mouse.

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 07:29 AM   #7
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look closer.

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 07:38 AM   #8
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:18 AM   #9
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in all fairness your joke was stupid.

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 12:46 PM   #10
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i'm all for a little hair, but in her case i'm hoping that's a merkin

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 12:51 PM   #11
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Great body.

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 01:46 PM   #12
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in all fairness you are stupid.
Fixed.

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:29 PM   #13
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Great body.
can't see enough of it to tell. can simply say "not fat"

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:30 PM   #14
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Isn't that enough?

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:33 PM   #15
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if you're desperate. how about not fat with a nice ass, hips and tits?

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:51 PM   #16
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i couldn't deal with my shit being that long

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:06 PM   #17
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if you're desperate. how about not fat with a nice ass, hips and tits?
Tits don't count as body. They are their own separate entity, like face. It's not part of the "body" equation.

As far as ass and hips go, if a chick's thin she's gonna have a nice ass and hips, unless you're one of those people who prefers a ghetto booty.

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:09 PM   #18
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I don't mean ridiculously thin though. Like this is going too far:

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7060/lolzc.jpg

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:33 PM   #19
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i couldn't deal with my shit being that long
shit? i'm not detecting any shit.

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:47 PM   #20
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:53 PM   #21
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shit? i'm not detecting any shit.
>_<

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:54 PM   #22
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What the hell is that?

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:58 PM   #23
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So many emotions while going through this thread...most of them negative

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:59 PM   #24
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What the hell is that?
I don't know. Maybe a bit of horsepoopman's balls?

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:59 PM   #25
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"Fill your mouth with air. Compress it in your mouth, as if you are blowing dust away with as much force as you can without letting it escape from your mouth. relax and slowly open your mouth. push the air out with just your tongue. water vapor or steam is created. "

I honestly didnt know I could do this till i read that.
Now i keep making little puffs of steam!
Hooray!

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:01 PM   #26
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"Fill your mouth with air. Compress it in your mouth, as if you are blowing dust away with as much force as you can without letting it escape from your mouth. relax and slowly open your mouth. push the air out with just your tongue. water vapor or steam is created. "

I honestly didnt know I could do this till i read that.
Now i keep making little puffs of steam!
Hooray!
Awesome!

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:09 PM   #27
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and now i just burnt some skin off my hand on the oven.
It just sizzled away instantly, it was a pretty weird sensation. it like curled up and exposed some white skin that slowly started bleeding.
Now it stings like a bitch! I put some balm on it though!
Hooray for that one too!

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:09 PM   #28
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"Fill your mouth with air. Compress it in your mouth, as if you are blowing dust away with as much force as you can without letting it escape from your mouth. relax and slowly open your mouth. push the air out with just your tongue. water vapor or steam is created. "

I honestly didnt know I could do this till i read that.
Now i keep making little puffs of steam!
Hooray!
i failed at this

goddamnit

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:12 PM   #29
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it might be cause it's dark and with the light from the computer i can see the steam.
it's a tiny little puff of steam but it's there.

 
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:56 PM   #30
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ohhhhhhhhhhh... so that's what they mean by "furry".

 
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