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Old 01-27-2015, 07:13 PM   #1
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Thumbs up I just fingered the living fuck out of my ass

in my second hand-to-butt incident in the past two months

and prior to that it was around a year ago

the fun don't stop





(Because all the drama happens in parody threads)

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 07:24 PM   #2
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This sounded good in my head but could actually be a new low (for me and the board).

Someone do something CRAZY

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 07:39 PM   #3
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This sounds just like the kind of parody thread i'd make.


That is not a compliment.


Remember when people thought we might be the same person? It's cause of shit like this.


To be fair though i'd have probably stopped myself before posting that one.

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 07:47 PM   #4
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This sounded good in my head but could actually be a new low (for me and the board).

Someone do something CRAZY
No. This is exactly the quality of thread that is expected of you.

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 08:05 PM   #5
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get bent

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 09:39 PM   #6
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the title got a chuckle out of me

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 10:19 PM   #7
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i have a rash on my ass so bad i can't even sit down but you know me, i can't complain

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 10:27 PM   #8
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the title got a chuckle out of me
i laughed aloud, shamelessly

guess that's just the standard of comedy i signed up for when i dropped out o' college etc.

kudo, moon

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 10:28 PM   #9
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This sounds just like the kind of parody thread i'd make.


That is not a compliment.
You mean in which someone's past shame is exposed?

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 10:30 PM   #10
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yeah that's the first thing i thought of as well

what left-field drama will this thread summon? anything is possible, everything is real

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 10:39 PM   #11
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I shot a man in Reno

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 10:45 PM   #12
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you talk like fingering your ass is some big deal

 
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Old 01-27-2015, 10:45 PM   #13
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thick fingers aye

 
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Old 01-28-2015, 12:09 AM   #14
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Pow!

 
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Old 01-28-2015, 12:48 AM   #15
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you talk like fingering your ass is some big deal
subtle groundwork laid for revelation #1

i'm scared

 
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Old 01-28-2015, 01:47 AM   #16
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I didn't vote last year, because honestly, I had too much shit to do that day

 
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Old 01-28-2015, 07:36 AM   #17
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Remember when people thought we might be the same person? It's cause of shit like this.
Wait, we're not the same person?

 
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Old 01-28-2015, 07:37 AM   #18
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No. This is exactly the quality of thread that is expected of you.
Thanks.

 
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Old 01-29-2015, 09:46 AM   #19
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did i tell u guys about the one time i got my asshole eaten out (no it wasn't in prison)?

 
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Old 01-29-2015, 09:54 AM   #20
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Yes, by some whore

 
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Old 01-29-2015, 12:58 PM   #21
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Toying ass > fingering ass

 
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