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Old 04-30-2011, 12:49 PM   #2461
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Old 04-30-2011, 12:56 PM   #2462
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Old 04-30-2011, 01:18 PM   #2463
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that's the most epic troll ever

 
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Old 05-01-2011, 04:33 PM   #2464
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I was hoping there was more. A friend of mine does the same thing (well, similar) to people on Facebook where he starts them arguing against a ridiculous straw man instead of having a religious discussion

 
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:13 AM   #2465
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There was a sign-maker who was hired to make a sign for a business called Simpson and Son. This sign had the words "Simpson and Son" written on it.
He showed Simpson a design, and Simpson said "It looks good, but I think there is too much space between the words Simpson and and and and and Son"

This story is an example of how to use the word "and" five times in a row and still be grammatically correct.

 
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:36 AM   #2466
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Reminds me of this

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

 
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Old 05-03-2011, 10:20 AM   #2467
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There was a sign-maker who was hired to make a sign for a business called Simpson and Son. This sign had the words "Simpson and Son" written on it.
He showed Simpson a design, and Simpson said "It looks good, but I think there is too much space between the words Simpson and and and and and Son"

This story is an example of how to use the word "and" five times in a row and still be grammatically correct.
That isn't grammatically correct because you've left out the punctuation.

 
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Old 05-03-2011, 11:01 AM   #2468
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That isn't grammatically correct because you've left out the punctuation.
and conveniently reinserted proper punctuation for the explanation, no less

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 02:41 AM   #2469
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That isn't grammatically correct because you've left out the punctuation.
Also, the business is called Simpson and Son, not Simpson and and Son.

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:06 AM   #2470
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"Simpson" and "and" and "and" and "Son", CherryCola.

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:06 AM   #2471
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That isn't grammatically correct because you've left out the punctuation.
If you say it out loud, punctuation is not required.

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:07 AM   #2472
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Or audibly possible.

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:10 AM   #2473
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welcome to u suk @ england

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:12 AM   #2474
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"It looks good, but I think there is too much space between the words
Simpson and
and and
and and
Son"

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:20 AM   #2475
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"Simpson" and "and" and "and" and "Son", CherryCola.
The words which are part of the business name are in quotations. Subtract what isn't in quotations from what you just said and you have left:
"Simpson" "and" "and" "Son"
The business name is only supposed to contain one "and". There are two there, Pasta of Muppet.

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:30 AM   #2476
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He is referring to two spaces, the one between the first and the second word and the one between second and the third word.

Simpson(space1)and(space2)Son.

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:31 AM   #2477
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Alternatively,

There is too much space between the words "Pasta" and "of" and "of" and "Muppet"

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:35 AM   #2478
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He is referring to two spaces, the one between the first and the second word and the one between second and the third word.

Simpson(space1)and(space2)Son.
There should be only one and for each space. "Simpson" and "and" and "Son".

Alternatively,

There is one "of" in your username, not two.

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:00 AM   #2479
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"Simpson"spaaaaaaaaaaceandspaaaaaaaaaace"and"spaaaaaaaaaaceandspaaaaaaaaaace"Son".
I added spaces between the words '"Simpson"' and 'and', '"and"' and 'and' and 'and' and '"Son"' in this quote.

Suck it.

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 11:18 AM   #2480
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it took me a second, but that's cool

 
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Old 05-04-2011, 11:14 PM   #2481
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Old 05-05-2011, 01:13 AM   #2482
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big improvement

 
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Old 05-06-2011, 02:42 AM   #2483
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Old 05-06-2011, 06:41 PM   #2484
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Old 05-07-2011, 01:46 AM   #2485
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Old 05-07-2011, 01:56 AM   #2486
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Old 05-07-2011, 02:03 AM   #2487
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Old 05-07-2011, 02:52 AM   #2488
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that is horrible

 
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Old 05-07-2011, 12:08 PM   #2489
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Old 05-07-2011, 03:46 PM   #2490
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i'm not good at photo shop so someone's going to have to fill every last square inch of that picture with the pop culture icons of the last 10 years.

kanye
bin laden
heath ledger as the joker
christian bale
george lucas
homer simpson
leonardo di caprio from inception
xzibit
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