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Old 04-23-2018, 06:41 PM   #1
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Old 04-23-2018, 06:50 PM   #2
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I was standing in line at the gas-station the other day and there was some older teenage guys behind me. The one dude goes on about how triggered his mom made him feel and he kept emphasizing how he was "triggered"

And then I was at the Liquor Store today and this younger white bro kind of guy was in the line and catching up with some older lady and when she asked about his girlfriend he went on saying 'oh you know typical "white girl stuff"' and I swear to god he referenced "white girl stuff" 3 or 4 times.

I thought that this kind of rhetoric only existed online. It was sort of a mind-trip. It was one of those moments where you realize that you really are getting old. I seriously wanted to slap the guy at the liquor store.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 06:52 PM   #3
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I was standing in line at the gas-station the other day and there was some older teenage guys behind me. The one dude goes on about how triggered his mom made him feel and he kept emphasizing how he was "triggered"

And then I was at the Liquor Store today and this younger white dude was in the line and catching up with some older lady that seemed to know him and when she asked about his girlfriend he went on saying 'oh you know typical "white girl stuff"' and I swear to god he referenced white girl stuff 3 or 4 times.

I thought that this kind of rhetoric only existed online. It was sort of a mind-trip. It was one of those moments where you realize that you really are getting old.
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Old 04-23-2018, 06:58 PM   #4
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yeah fucking old. You into nature, kid?

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Old 04-23-2018, 06:59 PM   #5
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Lol both of those occasions made me think about Netphoria in the moment.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:00 PM   #6
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that is not a motherfucking answer to my motherfucking question

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:00 PM   #7
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yeah fucking old. You into nature?
Yeah man. I'm actually gonna buy a high quality camera and start taking nature and panorama shots. I'm gonna post it on a blog called Fuzzy's Fotography.

Cause really, if you've never been to British Columbia, there's just beautiful landscapes and so many different bird sanctuaries that are perfect for photography.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:02 PM   #8
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you ever been to dutch Columbia though

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:03 PM   #9
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I used to own a Columbia House.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:03 PM   #10
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Fuzzy doesn't travel.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:07 PM   #11
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Not since the DUIs...

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:07 PM   #12
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I'm actually gonna buy a high quality camera and start taking nature and panorama shots.
What are you going to get?

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:08 PM   #13
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:08 PM   #14
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:24 PM   #15
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What are you going to get?
I've been looking at this

https://www.amazon.ca/Kodak-Astro-Zo.../dp/B00M8C7RKE

It's not cheap, but I hear it's a great camera. I realize for a pro one you can pay in the thousands though.

I go on a lot of hikes, and I've started going on jogs, and I go on a lot of trails and chill in random spots, and I always see these great opportunities for photos. I'm thinking it'd be a fun hobby. Something to share with friends and family on facebook, and if it gets more attention, great. But I realize that photography is a a really tough space to make a name for yourself in.

Fuzzy's Fotgaphy is the real name I'm thinking of using. I think it's silly but a fun name nonetheless.

Is that camera any good Buzz?

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 08:09 PM   #16
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I wouldn't be going for a fixed lens camera, personally.

You'll find that 24mm is a bit wide for most shooting scenarios as it'll rob the scenery of drama with flattened landscapes on top of distorting facial features in any portraiture, whereas utilizing the zoom will drop you to a maximum aperture of f/6.6 that'd prove too slow to capture anything like birds in flight and generally let you down in any lower light scenarios.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 08:16 PM   #17
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Fuzzy's Frotgaphy

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 08:21 PM   #18
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Fuzzy's Gaddafi

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Old 04-23-2018, 08:29 PM   #19
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I did always wonder what a fake beard might look like worn both upside down and back to front.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 08:57 PM   #20
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I wouldn't be going for a fixed lens camera, personally.

You'll find that 24mm is a bit wide for most shooting scenarios as it'll rob the scenery of drama with flattened landscapes on top of distorting facial features in any portraiture, whereas utilizing the zoom will drop you to a maximum aperture of f/6.6 that'd prove too slow to capture anything like birds in flight and generally let you down in any lower light scenarios.
I hear ya... Kind of

Do you know of a good camera for an ambitious photographer who doesn't wanna spend more than 400$?

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 09:35 PM   #21
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Honestly, your best bet is to try to find a used entry-level DSLR on eBay.

A Nikon D3200 or something similar in good condition with an 18-55mm kit lens would sort you right out for around that price, allowing you to pick up filters and additional lenses over time as your "vision" develops. On top of being suitable for a wider array of uses in the short term and almost certainly offering better image quality in all scenarios, its upgradability would save you from wanting to replace it nearly as soon if the hobby does take off. Plus, if you look after it, the resale value will generally hold in the event that you're over it a few months down the track.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 09:46 PM   #22
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why don't you start by getting a phone with a decent camera, you don't need to start with a big $$ thing. it's like when you get your first guitar. it's some no-name bullshit but you cut your teeth on it to see if you really like it or you just feel like having an expensive hobby

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 09:47 PM   #23
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or listen to buzzard, idk what i'm talking about clearly. buzz have you seen special lenses people have for their phone cameras? pretty strange looking

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 09:58 PM   #24
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They strike me as bullshit, but I've never dealt with one nor knowingly known anybody that has.

I'm guessing it's exactly like holding your phone up against a tiny telescope.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:54 PM   #25
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i got my 35mm for $10 at a garage sale and have taken some great pics with it. you have to be interested in photography, not having a fancy camera. $400 is stupid.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:55 PM   #26
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lol @ ambitious photographer

obviously you're not THAT ambitious

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:57 PM   #27
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:57 PM   #28
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Well, I mean, if he at least cleans his mirror this time, I'd say that's a marked improvement.

 
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:18 PM   #29
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I do feel that digital is a bit like ten pin bowling with the bumpers on, but don't see the project going any further than his trivia threads if he's hiking with a Trip 35 in hand.

 
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fruzzy's frofafrrafery

 
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