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Old 10-17-2019, 08:32 AM   #1
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Default Rad things to shout while getting ass whipped

please stop

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 08:43 AM   #2
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not the ass!

i have a wife and five children!

scholars point to canines to show proof that there is no argument!

come on, we're all grown-ups here!

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 08:47 AM   #3
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geez Louise could you knock it off?

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 09:16 AM   #4
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asjemenou!

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 10:04 AM   #5
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Thank you, mistress.

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 10:21 AM   #6
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I'm sorry, father.

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 11:25 AM   #7
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[makes steam whistle sound] Lunch break!

I was watching this show [whip] called The Terror and on old [whip] naval boats they called [whip] this [whip] being "punished as a boy" [whip] so this is particularly [whip] humiliating!

Mosquito bites! Love taps! Agonizing pain!

You can split open the meat of my ass but you shall never gain access to the everlasting soul within!

Are you tenderizing my ass so you can eat it later, baby?

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 12:07 PM   #8
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If I told you I was a ow! masochist ow!... would that make me the win- ow! -ner?

Yes I think OW!!! it would!

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 05:43 PM   #9
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did not know that happened, would be interesting to hear indeed

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 06:07 PM   #10
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Rivers Cuomo is the every-man. Billy Corgan is the jack-ass prancing around in the Uncle-Fester like garb

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 07:59 PM   #11
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Huh?

 
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Old 10-18-2019, 09:33 PM   #12
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how about this: echoing the pounds

and it's you getting fucked from behind

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 12:55 AM   #13
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ouch! you're really hurting me! please stop! i will rip your fucking face off if you whip me one more time, you lowlife, whip-cracking son of a bitch!!!!

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 05:17 AM   #14
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Harder, please.

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 05:13 PM   #15
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i haven't been whipped like that since motherfucking law school, baby!

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 10:08 PM   #16
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So you think you're all that because you know how many people are in the US?

 
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Old 10-21-2019, 10:00 PM   #17
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okay everyone relax

 
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Old 11-04-2019, 06:30 PM   #18
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Old 11-04-2019, 09:02 PM   #19
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okay everyone relax
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