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Old 06-01-2014, 10:49 PM   #31
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see that's exactly what i'm talking about, I had a jameson and coke just earlier just cause why not (i didn't buy that jameson) and I made it too strong and drank it too fast then I got slightly light headed and flushed then I started feeling anxious which lead to nausea and headache. I can't relax with alcohol, it stresses me out. If I was a drunk, I'd die of a panic attack. I try not to be so square and fail miserably.

I used to drink a 12 pack in an evening as a teen and still remembered the night before. Now I drink an inch of whiskey and freak the fuck out. Whaddapussy.

 
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Old 06-02-2014, 07:46 PM   #32
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My limit is three standard drinks.
weaksauce

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Also, if I drank anything and then smoked weed, I would puke. I had to smoke weed then drink.
28if used to call the combination of drink and green "twisted." I generally experience the same thing though; smoking and then drinking is usually ok. I think it's easier to regulate how much more you are getting fucked up when you are adding beers or whatever. For some reason the other way around is much more likely to end badly for me. The synergistic properties of the two drugs are more potent this way or something. Once I'm already drunk, the addition of THC in my brain is likely to propel me into previously unexplored dark nether regions of the universe. It's like 6 drinks becomes 12 instantly. Getting the uncontrollable spins is the worst

 
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Old 06-02-2014, 07:49 PM   #33
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weed and beer is like ketchup and a hotdog to me. like.. i could never even imagine having one without another. i am a true bro

 
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Old 06-02-2014, 08:49 PM   #34
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I feel that way about whiskey and weed. Like when I was 17/18 Coopers Pale Ale and bongs was my M.O. but these days I'll roll a nice fatty joint and have it with a Jameson's or a Tallisker on the rocks. #iguessthisisgrowingup

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 01:07 AM   #35
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weaksauce
nice one bro

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 01:25 AM   #36
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British people just sound smarter

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 01:27 AM   #37
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i love getting a few drinks in me and then getting blazed to the tits

also 3 drinks is respectable for grown folks, only little kids call that "weaksauce" like putting away dozens is something to be proud of

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 01:27 AM   #38
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I listen to so much British music that I tend to use their slang in normal conversation and people are like "What?"

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 01:28 AM   #39
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Oops wrong thread fuck

Well Im drunk posting so kinda relavent

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:01 AM   #40
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i use wanker because it's fantastic

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:02 AM   #41
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i mean just the shape of the word and the sound it makes, it's just so dismissive and condescending. so perfect. to dismiss someone as a wanker, a masturbator. just wonderful.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:20 AM   #42
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It is a fantastic word.

Also, Bollocks.

Or if something is positive I tend to yell "Brillant!" In an accent and everything just naturally.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:27 AM   #43
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it's as if you take all of the human characteristics which i dislike, and roll them into one persona. remarkable.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:28 AM   #44
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I mean that proper English accent and speaking manner is just so awesome.
San Diego gets a bunch of military Brits moved here and I live right across from the naval base so I hear them all the time and I just geek the fuck out.

Like that thing they do when they lower the pitch of their voice for a couple of seconds idk how to explain it. Morrissey does it all the time

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:29 AM   #45
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Morrissey also fucks asses all of the time, why dont you copy him doing that too?

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:32 AM   #46
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Because I'm not homosexual? Idk.

It's not my thing, but I see nothing wrong with fucking asses

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:32 AM   #47
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i'm open-minded but i'm not up for anal

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:33 AM   #48
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that is the correct response

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:34 AM   #49
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i love getting a few drinks in me and then getting blazed to the tits

also 3 drinks is respectable for grown folks, only little kids call that "weaksauce" like putting away dozens is something to be proud of
it must suck to be 50

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:34 AM   #50
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It's pretty good.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:37 AM   #51
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Idk what's the deal with bragging about drinking.

If you die do you win? Because it's the most fucked up you can possibly get.
Or is it about being able to drink obscene amounts without being really drunk that's cool?

Because that sounds like it sucks. Getting drunk would be a ton of work and really expensive

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:47 AM   #52
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I've picked up loads of british slang in spite of myself because that's where my girlfriend hails from (though she was raised half there and half in michigan).

The thing is since english is not my native language anyway, i don't really think about it, as a non native speaker you tend to just soak expressions in no matter where they're from and i think it makes it more alright too. But you know.... i don't say the words in a british accent (yeah that would work with the accent i already have) because that just makes one an insufferable cunt (used here in its genderless british meaning) to do so i'm afraid. And no one says brilliant anyway except on british tv I think.

I'm selective about which ones i'll pick up anyway. Like i'm not gonna start saying chips for fries and crisps for chips cause that's just stupid.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:56 AM   #53
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It's not by choice, man.
I just watched too much Harry Potter

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:58 AM   #54
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Did you guys know that EB has a gf?

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:01 AM   #55
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it must suck to be 50
it must be pretty awesome to be 50

the quantity:quality ratio for drinks has got to be way better

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:04 AM   #56
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i mean the most i can justify spending on a bottle of wine is maybe around nz$30, special occasions excepted, and that's only really scratching the surface of Good Wine. if you want really great french reds, for example, you need to be prepared to spend a lot more

roll on 50 and my future financial solvency

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:05 AM   #57
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Idk what's the deal with bragging about drinking.

If you die do you win? Because it's the most fucked up you can possibly get.
Or is it about being able to drink obscene amounts without being really drunk that's cool?
See that's how i learned to drink. In small town northern quebec we started drinking at 13 because theres nothing else to do and the only way to do it right is to drink your whole case. If you're not stupid you bought a 6. If you're stupid you bought a 12 (and yes i was bying beer at 14 and no one gave a shit, i remember buying some on national holiday which meant there were some cops around town so the store owner let me out through the back....nice example for the youth..yup yup).

I'd get drunk on anything between 6 to 12 beers which is just fucking stupid obviously especially when you're a teenager (i dont even know how it is i never passed out). But i thought that was the way to do it. That's probably why i stopped at 16. After about 30 times of this i'd felt i'd had enough for a life time.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:06 AM   #58
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Did you guys know that EB has a gf?
Its ok if i mention it in context. This is contextual. It was not random. That's my rule now.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:10 AM   #59
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Haha. It's okay no matter what.
There are no rules on when you can mention your gf.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:10 AM   #60
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It's not by choice, man.
I just watched too much Harry Potter

That's funny because the only times i could think hearing it recent years was harry potter.

 
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