blinking with polls and poles: the horseshit thread collection - Page 9

johncg · 01-09-2019, 08:43 PM

Jeff must be the most patient and non confrontational guy on the planet. He has stayed on Billy’s good side for ten years.

FoolofaTook · 01-09-2019, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corgan's Bluff

Even better looking than D'Arcy Wretsky:

https://scontent-dus1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...3b&oe=5CCEA67B

that's my man!

johncg · 01-09-2019, 09:25 PM

He has quite the pedosmile.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=spot_the_pedo

FoolofaTook · 01-09-2019, 09:33 PM

https://i.imgur.com/dWoJFzY.png

https://i.imgur.com/XAXDlP7.png

Mals Marola · 01-09-2019, 09:50 PM

So, who's ready for their free 1 on 1 baseball lesson?

run2pee · 01-09-2019, 10:36 PM

Wouldn’t be surprised if he got a lot of abuse as a child or younger human, i.e. practice

Big Truck05 · 01-10-2019, 12:47 AM

As albums. God, psychedelics, people taking people for granted, etc.

Oklahoma Sexual · 01-10-2019, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Truck05

As albums. God, psychedelics, people taking people for granted, etc.

great thesis

Mals Marola · 01-10-2019, 02:48 AM

Are people just gifting their accounts to Catherine Wheel now?

enthusaroo · 01-10-2019, 02:53 AM

dead Bradley Nowell > alive Billy Corgan

Sonic Johnny · 01-10-2019, 04:15 AM

this thread is like fuzzy and cw workshopped a thread idea together

pavementtune · 01-10-2019, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

it should be Gish vs Machina next, but I'm too scared to make the poll

what could possibly go wrong?

FoolofaTook · 01-10-2019, 10:00 AM

Gish blows Machina out of the water. It's not even close.

FoolofaTook · 01-10-2019, 10:01 AM

FUCK YOU SAD MACHINE

FoolofaTook · 01-10-2019, 10:02 AM

hey p-tune i downloaded the first massive attack album and will check it out asap. always wanted to get into trip-hop.

pavementtune · 01-10-2019, 10:03 AM

nice! I mostly go with recommending Mezzanine as starting point, but this will do. take it for a walk, literally
once you want a playlist for Tricky and other trip hop, say so, I'll make a worst of list

FoolofaTook · 01-10-2019, 10:15 AM

ok. let me first check out this band.

to get back on topic, i think a machina ii vs gish thread might be in order. the first vs the last.

fuzzyroes · 01-10-2019, 10:20 AM

If Machina 2 was included, it would be a tough call for me...Mostly because I really love LMGTWTY and Home. But as it stands, I'd go with Gish

johncg · 01-10-2019, 10:23 AM

40oz: lo-fi production aesthetic
SD: a level of studio OCD rivaled only by Steely Dan

40oz: punk, hip hop, reggae
SD: there has never been a less hip hop, punk, or reggae album in the history of the world

40oz: notable samples- bong rips and porno
SD: notable samples- an orchestra and a sitar

40oz: three people playing their instruments
SD: Billy playing the parts of three people

40oz: serious west coast party vibe
SD: serious midwest depression vibe

40oz: cool without even trying
SD: the lead single is literally about being uncool

40oz: songs about drugs and sex and having a jolly good time
SD: songs about infidelity, child abuse, and wanting to kill yourself

40oz: indie label debut
SD: major label breakthrough

Yeah. I see what you mean man.

johncg · 01-10-2019, 10:28 AM

Gish: more cool, enjoyable, and listenable

Machina: harder to listen to but more interesting as an intellectual curiosity

We are comparing Appels + Oranjes here.

fuzzyroes · 01-10-2019, 10:34 AM

Sublime kicks ass... Don't mention that around here though. The Netphorian haters will be all over you with their righteous hipsterdom.

fuzzyroes · 01-10-2019, 10:39 AM

I can't believe Byrne couldn't parlay his years as the drummer in Smashing Pumpkins into any other professional work. That fact alone speaks volumes to his performance.

Poor dude had the dream gig but simply wasn't up for the challenge. It's a well known "secret" that Byrne was a huge problem on the Oceania tour. He just wasn't able to physically handle the workload. His wrists were all fucked up and he had had a bunch of cortisone shots. It's been said that his wrists literally sounded like cement mixers.

Dude must've known the writing was on the wall after that. Can't blame Billy here. He gave the kid a chance, and he just didn't prepare enough to handle the workload.

fuzzyroes · 01-10-2019, 10:40 AM

I'm sure Byrnes time in SP is something he'll look back on with regret and tons of things he wished he'd done differently, but he was a kid for crying out loud. It was clear he was thrown to the wolves from the start.

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-10-2019, 10:41 AM

shut the fuck up fuzzy you fucken retard

johncg · 01-10-2019, 10:43 AM

Where did you hear all that?

Mals Marola · 01-10-2019, 10:43 AM

OBVIOUSLY you'd include Machina II in this - it's completely unfair otherwise

and with that in mind: Machina

Mals Marola · 01-10-2019, 10:45 AM

Also, next person to make the "appels + oranjes" pun here gets a ride in topleybird's Shredder Pleasure Center machine

Mals Marola · 01-10-2019, 10:46 AM

Ok, thanks for the tip. I won't mention it

ilikeplanets · 01-10-2019, 10:49 AM

Yes, M2 is included. But even if it wasn't, this time I'm picking Machina. There's something musically more interesting in it that draws me back to it. Highlights are obviously I Of The Mourning, Stand Inside Your Love, Wound, and for me The Sacred and Profane. So easy to get lost, in the good way. However, the lows are terrible.

run2pee · 01-10-2019, 10:55 AM

Voted for gish on the assumption it meant machina i vs gish

Would have voted for machina if i knew we were talking i + ii

Pole is confusin

View Poll Results: Pick one
Gish	24	53.33%
Machina	21	46.67%
Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

01-10-2019, 12:47 AM	#247
Big Truck05 Apocalyptic Poster Location: Riverside, CA Posts: 1,223	Siamese Dream & 40 oz. To Freedom Are Comparable As albums. God, psychedelics, people taking people for granted, etc.

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01-09-2019, 08:43 PM	#241
johncg Apocalyptic Poster Location: I teared Joe Rogan a new one Posts: 1,427	Jeff must be the most patient and non confrontational guy on the planet. He has stayed on Billy’s good side for ten years.

01-09-2019, 09:25 PM	#243
johncg Apocalyptic Poster Location: I teared Joe Rogan a new one Posts: 1,427	He has quite the pedosmile. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=spot_the_pedo

01-09-2019, 09:33 PM	#244
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	https://i.imgur.com/dWoJFzY.png https://i.imgur.com/XAXDlP7.png

01-09-2019, 09:50 PM	#245
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	So, who's ready for their free 1 on 1 baseball lesson?

01-09-2019, 10:36 PM	#246
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,747	Wouldn’t be surprised if he got a lot of abuse as a child or younger human, i.e. practice

01-10-2019, 02:48 AM	#249
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	Are people just gifting their accounts to Catherine Wheel now?

01-10-2019, 02:53 AM	#250
enthusaroo Apocalyptic Poster Location: ameriKKKa Posts: 2,749	dead Bradley Nowell > alive Billy Corgan

01-10-2019, 04:15 AM	#251
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,502	this thread is like fuzzy and cw workshopped a thread idea together

01-10-2019, 10:00 AM	#253
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Gish blows Machina out of the water. It's not even close.

01-10-2019, 10:01 AM	#254
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	FUCK YOU SAD MACHINE

01-10-2019, 10:02 AM	#255
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	hey p-tune i downloaded the first massive attack album and will check it out asap. always wanted to get into trip-hop.

01-10-2019, 10:03 AM	#256
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,661	nice! I mostly go with recommending Mezzanine as starting point, but this will do. take it for a walk, literally once you want a playlist for Tricky and other trip hop, say so, I'll make a worst of list

01-10-2019, 10:15 AM	#257
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	ok. let me first check out this band. to get back on topic, i think a machina ii vs gish thread might be in order. the first vs the last.

01-10-2019, 10:20 AM	#258
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	If Machina 2 was included, it would be a tough call for me...Mostly because I really love LMGTWTY and Home. But as it stands, I'd go with Gish

01-10-2019, 10:23 AM	#259
johncg Apocalyptic Poster Location: I teared Joe Rogan a new one Posts: 1,427	40oz: lo-fi production aesthetic SD: a level of studio OCD rivaled only by Steely Dan 40oz: punk, hip hop, reggae SD: there has never been a less hip hop, punk, or reggae album in the history of the world 40oz: notable samples- bong rips and porno SD: notable samples- an orchestra and a sitar 40oz: three people playing their instruments SD: Billy playing the parts of three people 40oz: serious west coast party vibe SD: serious midwest depression vibe 40oz: cool without even trying SD: the lead single is literally about being uncool 40oz: songs about drugs and sex and having a jolly good time SD: songs about infidelity, child abuse, and wanting to kill yourself 40oz: indie label debut SD: major label breakthrough Yeah. I see what you mean man.

01-10-2019, 10:28 AM	#260
johncg Apocalyptic Poster Location: I teared Joe Rogan a new one Posts: 1,427	Gish: more cool, enjoyable, and listenable Machina: harder to listen to but more interesting as an intellectual curiosity We are comparing Appels + Oranjes here.

01-10-2019, 10:34 AM	#261
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	Sublime kicks ass... Don't mention that around here though. The Netphorian haters will be all over you with their righteous hipsterdom.

01-10-2019, 10:39 AM	#262
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	I can't believe Byrne couldn't parlay his years as the drummer in Smashing Pumpkins into any other professional work. That fact alone speaks volumes to his performance. Poor dude had the dream gig but simply wasn't up for the challenge. It's a well known "secret" that Byrne was a huge problem on the Oceania tour. He just wasn't able to physically handle the workload. His wrists were all fucked up and he had had a bunch of cortisone shots. It's been said that his wrists literally sounded like cement mixers. Dude must've known the writing was on the wall after that. Can't blame Billy here. He gave the kid a chance, and he just didn't prepare enough to handle the workload.

01-10-2019, 10:40 AM	#263
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	I'm sure Byrnes time in SP is something he'll look back on with regret and tons of things he wished he'd done differently, but he was a kid for crying out loud. It was clear he was thrown to the wolves from the start.

01-10-2019, 10:41 AM	#264
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	shut the fuck up fuzzy you fucken retard

01-10-2019, 10:43 AM	#265
johncg Apocalyptic Poster Location: I teared Joe Rogan a new one Posts: 1,427	Where did you hear all that?

01-10-2019, 10:43 AM	#266
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	OBVIOUSLY you'd include Machina II in this - it's completely unfair otherwise and with that in mind: Machina

01-10-2019, 10:45 AM	#267
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	Also, next person to make the "appels + oranjes" pun here gets a ride in topleybird's Shredder Pleasure Center machine

01-10-2019, 10:46 AM	#268
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	Ok, thanks for the tip. I won't mention it

01-10-2019, 10:49 AM	#269
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	Yes, M2 is included. But even if it wasn't, this time I'm picking Machina. There's something musically more interesting in it that draws me back to it. Highlights are obviously I Of The Mourning, Stand Inside Your Love, Wound, and for me The Sacred and Profane. So easy to get lost, in the good way. However, the lows are terrible.

01-10-2019, 10:55 AM	#270
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,747	Voted for gish on the assumption it meant machina i vs gish Would have voted for machina if i knew we were talking i + ii Pole is confusin