we dropped a bag of groceries in the hallway

[smashingjj]

anyone up for a beer-infused / olive oil infused chocolate easter bunny?

that sounds like a limp bizkit album title.

i didn't know olive oil smelled so rank though, jesus.

also, smearing olive oil all over the stairs and shared hallway is a good way of getting your neighbours killed. we might set a camera up.

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

that sounds like a limp bizkit album title

lol

[Cool As Ice Cream]

you bought an easter bunny after easter?
did you get a big discount?

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

also, smearing olive oil all over the stairs and shared hallway is a good way of getting your neighbours killed. we might set a camera up.

OMG THAT'S FUNNY I ALSO LIKE SETTING UP TRAPS FOR MY NEIGHBOURS LOL I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BOARD I AM ALSO ON SUBREDDIT /"ACCIDENTAL"DEATHS WHICH S/N IS YOU? I WOULD LOVE IT IF U CAN POST THE VIDEO U PROMISED IF U DONT FEEL COMFTABLE POSTING IT HERE YOU CAN ALSO PM IT TO ME IT'S KO JUST LET ME KNOW OK?THANKS I'LL BE WAITING FOR UR MESSAGE

[LaBelle]

I should've set up a trap for my religious freak neighbor who would loudly fuck near my bedroom wall.

That's right i'm calling you out, neighbor.

[run2pee]

I feel this

There are days where I just drop all of the things

Sometimes I'll give up and just make a game out of it and just throw tons of other stuff down on top of the stuff I dropped, b/c who gives a f

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

OMG THAT'S FUNNY I ALSO LIKE SETTING UP TRAPS FOR MY NEIGHBOURS LOL I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BOARD I AM ALSO ON SUBREDDIT /"ACCIDENTAL"DEATHS WHICH S/N IS YOU? I WOULD LOVE IT IF U CAN POST THE VIDEO U PROMISED IF U DONT FEEL COMFTABLE POSTING IT HERE YOU CAN ALSO PM IT TO ME IT'S KO JUST LET ME KNOW OK?THANKS I'LL BE WAITING FOR UR MESSAGE

so many great ideas!

[ohnoitsbonnie]

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[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

also, smearing olive oil all over the stairs and shared hallway is a good way of getting your neighbours killed. we might set a camera up.

just think of it as lubricating their travel down the stairs

[redbreegull]

they will arrive at the bottom a lot faster they should thank you really

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

they will arrive at the bottom a lot faster they should thank you really

Imagine how different our lives could be if, whenever we felt most like apologizing, instead we said "your welcome

[LaBelle]

You're welcome for your loss.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Imagine how different our lives could be if, whenever we felt most like apologizing, instead we said "your welcome

my new mantra for self-empowerment is "never complain, never explain"

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

my new mantra for self-empowerment is "never complain, never explain"

Shames such a subtle tempter tho I have to get up at 420a every day just to talk back the stories of "I'm sorry for being a human being oops