'Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig'

[redbreegull]

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[redbreegull]

Extraordinary Claim Made by American Geneticist

The human species began as the hybrid offspring of a male pig and a female chimpanzee, a leading geneticist has suggested.

The startling claim has been made by Eugene McCarthy, of the University of Georgia, who is also one of the worlds leading authorities on hybridisation in animals...

In its conclusion he writes: 'I must admit that I initially felt a certain amount of repugnance at the idea of being a hybrid. The image of a pig mating with an ape is not a pretty one, nor is that of a horde of monstrous half-humans breeding in a hybrid swarm.

'But the way we came to be is not so important as the fact that we now exist. As every Machiavellian knows, good things can emerge from ugly processes, and I think the human race is a very good thing. Moreover, there is something to be said for the idea of having the pig as a relative.

[Order 66]

if we came from monkeys then why aint monkeys coming out of us

[Shallowed]

Not The Onion?

[reprise85]

As every Machiavellian knows, good things can emerge from ugly processes

wut

[Trotskilicious]

i think the far greater "wut" moment is this:

"and I think the human race is a very good thing."

lol, shut the fuck up

[Elvis The Fat Years]

We are bacon.

[Trotskilicious]

yeah maybe we taste of pork

if that's the case we need to get on this cannibalism thing immediately

cannibalism is not a crime!

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

yeah maybe we taste of pork

if that's the case we need to get on this cannibalism thing immediately

cannibalism is not a crime!

a lot of cannibals relate their first as being like a nice ham

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

a lot of cannibals relate their first as being like a nice ham

Long pig amirite

[The Omega Concern]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

yeah maybe we taste of pork

if that's the case we need to get on this cannibalism thing immediately

cannibalism is not a crime!

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.6080...26663&pid=15.1



apparently Hawaiian's love the Spam because it harkens back their cannibalistic roots during Kamehameha's rule. The Spam taste a little human, or so the notion goes.

[reprise85]

as long as the person died from natural causes OR the person who killed them gets punished and doesn't get to eat them i dont see the problem

[reprise85]

that Machiavellian quote just doesn't make any sense, like, at all. if he's trying to say "like every clever person knows, good things can come from bad things", okay. then say that. Machiavellian /= "clever". using big words does not make you smart, dumbass.

[mxzombie]

Originally Posted by reprise85

that Machiavellian quote just doesn't make any sense, like, at all. if he's trying to say "like every clever person knows, good things can come from bad things", okay. then say that. Machiavellian /= "clever". using big words does not make you smart, dumbass.

i think he's just referring to the ends justifying the means, i.e. it was worth it to be a chimpanzee-pig hybrid even though the idea of a chimpanzee getting it on with a pig is repugnant

[Order 66]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

the idea of a chimpanzee getting it on with a pig is repugnant

speak for yourself

[D.]

once i bought some ribeyes and fillet things from a meat truck that was going door to door. shit was okay.

[reprise85]

whatever.

you guys ever wonder what human tenderloin tastes like

[redbreegull]

[yo soy el mejor]

i'd eat human flesh only if i could be told what it was after i ate it. if i liked it, i'd want more.

[reprise85]

there was a period of time where i was really poor and got some food from a food pantry twice a month. they'd give you some frozen meat and once i got liver in my package. i was like, ok yeah im gonna try this shit. then it defrosted and my body revolted and i threw it out. it felt like i was trying to cook human.

so yeah dont tell me until after

[redbreegull]

one time 28if bought 60 steaks from a door-to-door steak salesman in West Virginia. He cooked one for me when I came over and it was not cow. Unsure of origin.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

one time 28if bought 60 steaks from a door-to-door steak salesman in West Virginia. He cooked one for me when I came over and it was not cow. Unsure of origin.

1) that's terrible
2) who buys meat from door to door salesmen
3) who buys meat from door to door salesmen and doesn't verify the cut of meat let alone the species

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by reprise85

1) that's terrible
2) who buys meat from door to door salesmen
3) who buys meat from door to door salesmen and doesn't verify the cut of meat let alone the species

28if, apparently.

[Bread Regal]

had liver a coupla times in my life and i thought it was pretty good, except it's got like veins in it and shit and i dunno i found that nasty.

apparently humans taste like pork.

[Bread Regal]

also, this is the dailymail

[redbreegull]

believe me I asked all those questions and some others too

[redbreegull]

28if believes it was deer. I am not so sure

[Order 66]

deer tastes pretty great

[redbreegull]

yeah, pretty sure it wasn't a deer

[reprise85]

aldi had some scandal where they were selling "up to 100%" deer meat as beef

went by an aldi the other day and they were still selling beef like nothing happened

you'd think they'd acknowledge it in some way, no?