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Old 03-11-2019, 11:26 AM   #61
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Goodnight, to every little hour that you sleep tight
May it hold you through the winter of a long night
And keep you from the loneliness of yourself

I feel like you have genuine, severe mental issues and that made me feel bad about making fun of you sometimes

But your reprehensible behavior made it hard to feel empathetic

I hope you get the treatment you urgently need someday, somewhere far away from here, you unrepentant ass

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 11:40 AM   #62
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i don't need you to step up and come to my defence here.

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 11:40 AM   #63
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IM IN CON TROL

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 12:49 PM   #64
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Old 03-11-2019, 02:08 PM   #65
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Is this the thread where we recount shits recently taken?

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 02:09 PM   #66
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Mine has been pretty loose. Lots of liquid and bits. I've been eating a lot of raw spinach and it shows.

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 02:12 PM   #67
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i took like six or eight (maybe seven) dumps yesterday because i've been eating straight korean food for the past three days and my viscera are in labor.

pretty liquidescent and flatulatory.

 
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Mine has been pretty loose. Lots of liquid and bits. I've been eating a lot of raw spinach and it shows.
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Old 03-11-2019, 02:54 PM   #69
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even down to the green tongue

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Old 03-11-2019, 02:56 PM   #70
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i took like six or eight (maybe seven) dumps yesterday because i've been eating straight korean food for the past three days and my viscera are in labor.

pretty liquidescent and flatulatory.
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Old 03-11-2019, 05:32 PM   #71
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But I don't want to steal CW's thunder

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 05:32 PM   #72
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CW, care to tell us about any sharters you have taken recently?

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 07:30 PM   #73
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With AndySlash now online, it's suddenly occurred to me that Cathy never named an heir to the puppet strings.

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 07:35 PM   #74
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is Catherine Wheel going somewhere?

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 07:35 PM   #75
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nah, just busy smelling his fingers while opening phone bills.

 
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Old 03-11-2019, 09:51 PM   #76
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"rbg is a jew so he's good with phone bills lol"

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Still trying to decide whether to 'shop him as Ilhan Omar or Amon Goeth.

 
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Old 03-12-2019, 10:31 AM   #78
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Re: Shorter Typology
Postby The Golden Turd » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:35 pm

Alright, I'm seeing the directions suck, and I gotta self-calculate at the end, and no explanation for the three types at the bottom are given, so this shows it is a a mature operation. You really need to spruce this up.

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I have developed a questionnaire to determine which type a person is.

Answer each question on a scale of 0 to 5 with 0 being not at all 1 being very little 2 being a little 3 being somewhat 4 being a lot and 5 being very much so. Write the selected numbers and then add the selected numbers to get the total.

1A. Do you get depressed often?

(This isn't a scale of 1-5 question, but rather a yes or no)

Yes


1B. Is it hard for you to change your thinking or behavior?

0 not hard at all
1 very little
2 a little
3 moderately hard
4 a lot
5 very much so

(Okay, that is a scale of 1-6, due to the Babylonian origins of our number scale, they numbered everying not from Neutral Zero but One, because that's how they did it prior to discovering zero. If your design is to irk your test takers, your doing a good job)

0



1C. Will you continue to talk about your ideas even if someone is not interested in them?

(I'm a Furlosopher, so yeah)

Yes

1D. Do you need to organize things in a certain way to be happy or comfortable?

Yes

1E. Do you prefer to not socialize?

Yes

1F. Do you have repeated thoughts about the same things or problems?

Yes

1G. Do you often begin speaking while someone is talking if you disagree or think your ideas are important?

(When I was younger, Yes, not now, as I have learned other people's stupid ideas are best ignored)

No


1H. Do your moods shift from one extreme to another?

(everyone's does, dropping a dead body on a picnic really fucks everyone up)

NA

1I. Are you most fulfilled learning new things?

Yes

1J. Do you want to understand the world around you?

(Who the fuck is voting confusion and ignorance?)

Yes

1K.Is being creative important to you?

(context needed, Important in book selection or being rescued, don't want my cook at McDonalds getting creative with the cooking, or a prosecutor and judge inventing new concepts and precedents while trying to defend myself)

NA

1L. Are you happiest when you are being inventive?

(Happiest ejaculating. This really should be a scaled question with more situational vs interpersonal orientation)

I guess, yes.

1M.Do you like brainstorming?

Yes

1N.Is studying and researching something that is exciting for you?

No. I just do it. It is like someone who always eats oatmeal cause it is good for them, I can study, research 10+ hours a day for weeks at a time with no financial reward, I don't find it exciting though.

1O.Do you like to know how things work?

(Again, who says no)

Yes

1P.Does ruminating about your thoughts get in the way of developing interpersonal relationships?

(I have no friends)

Yes

1Q.Do you feel the need to speak on whatever is on your mind?

Generally, unless I'm surrounded by inferior fuckheads not even worth my effort. I will write yes for this one.

Yes


1R.Does wanting to learn new things get in the way of having a social life?

Yes

1S.Does everything seem pointless?

(Other than this test?)

No

1T.Does the future look really hopeless to you?

(I'm really looking forward to finishing this test)

No

1U.Are your emotions unpredictable?

No, I have the same range as everyone else. See Lovheim Cube. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lövheim_cube_of_emotion

No



1V.Are you very dissatisfied with yourself?

Yes

1W.Are you constantly irritable?

(Go fuck yourself)

Bah Humbug

Yes


1X.Do you have a lot of anxiety?

(When will this test be done?)

Yes

1Y.Do you feel worthless?

No

1Z.Are you easily distracted?

No

1A1.Can you sometimes stay awake for days at a time and still have energy?

No, Napoleon couldn't either. He tried, would pass out. You questioning my insomnia? Not exactly a speed race.


1B1.Are you frequently annoyed to the point of agitation?


(Arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!)

Yes

1C1.Do others seem to think you are odd or unusual?

My name is Turd Ferguson

Yes

1D1.Do you not show emotions to others?

(What? I have a very unexpressive face but give regular weather forecasts if a storm is coming)

NA

1E1.Are you self absorbed?

Yes

1F1.Do you not understand the give and take of conversation?

Dialectics and Rhetoric.... Yeppie, it's a fucking philosophy site.

Yes

1G1.Do you have routines that you must follow?

Yes, I wipe after shitting, and find food when hungry. I wake up at weird hours, and sleep randomly, but always routine in what I do, unless I am not)

Yes

1H1.Is it easy for you to memorize information and facts?

(I can't remember names and dates, but I can remember when I was a small child, prior to kindergarten, a geological map of various minerals, the layout of a factory, the various neighborhoods in my area (ran away to them a lot, police would go looking for a toddler), I can recite concepts from a few hundred historians, philosophers, mathematicians and military philosophers, explain the axiomatic structure, but fail to recall the names of who wrote them, the name of the paradigm or theory, or specific numbers, only their relativity).

NA, your not being exact, I have a excellent yet horrible memory.

1I1.Are you obsessed with a couple of specific narrow subjects?

Yes

1J1.Do you not notice when someone is trying to change the subject?

(Do I care?)

Yes

1K1.Do you often speak in a monotone voice?

(Do I have a option otherwise?)

All the time.


1L1.Do you lack eye contact?

I grew up in a Asian community as a child, Asians lack eye contact. So yeah.

2A. In your relationships, do you feel the other persons are better qualified to lead and make decisions?

(Often, it is what specialization and competency is about.)

Yes

2B. In situations where your needs are different from other people’s needs, do you put theirs first?

(I try to be reasonable in prioritizing.)

NA

2C. Do you enjoy providing for others?

(I can enjoy contributing, I do dislike slavery)

NA

2D. Do you make yourself available to others even if it's not convenient?

(Try to avoid this, but sometimes necessity distates.)

NA

2E. Do you tend to accept ideas or leadership from others without resistance?

Yes

2F. Do you prefer to not speak up or not bring attention to yourself?

(I try to blend in, active camoflague)

Yes

2G. Do you think people feel they can count on you?

No

2H. Are you very trusting of others?

No

2I. Are you most happy when you are in a loving relationship?

Yes (who answers no?)

2J.How important is it for you to be in love?

Very


2K.How important is it for you to make other people happy?

I prefer them that way

2L.How important is it for you to receive affection from others?

I gives a fuck generally.

2M.How important is it for you to display affection toward others?

It happens, or it doesnt.

2N.How likely are you to feel hurt when someone doesn't return the love and attention you have shown them?

Very

2O.How important is it for you to be in a committed relationship?

Very


2P.Do you tend to love people unconditionally?

Sometimes


2Q.How important is it for you to give and share affection?

Most impirtant thing in the world at those times, yet not as impirtabt as rescuing a child from a well.


2R.Do you make excuses for other's behaviors?

No, I explain them

2S.Do you change what you do depending on what others want?

No

2T.Do you do what other people think you should do?

If it keeps me in the legal clear.

2U.Do you do what other people tell you to do?

If it keeps me in the legal clear.


2V.Do you try to do what others want you to do?

Nit inherently opposed to the udea,but your lacking context

2W.Is it hard for you to disagree with others?

Not at all.

2X.Do you worry a lot about being alone?

No

2Y.Do you dread being without someone to love you?

Yes

2Z.Is it hard to initiate projects or activities?

No

2A1.Would others take advantage of you if they could?

Yes, This forum is full of parasitical Nietzscheans.

2B1.Would you never harm another person?

No, I was in the Army.

2C1.Do you need others to assume responsibility for most areas of your life?

No


2D1.Are you afraid of rejection?

Yes

2E1.Are you bossy?

What are you getting at?

2F1.Do you constantly try to fix other people?

No


2G1.Are you insecure?

Yes,why do you ask?


2H1.Do you avoid risky activities?

Generally, but then again,everything I do is risky, so I dont know.

NA

2I1.Do you like to take care of others?

No

2J1.Do you constantly want to please people?

Like, Oral Sex? I guess.

2K1.Do you sacrifice for others a lot??

No, but when I do, it more than makes up for the times I dont.


2L1.Does it bother you to see other people get hurt?


Yes

3A. Do you feel it is important for you to state to others your strong beliefs?

Fuck No

Okay,yes

3B. Are you a people person?

No

3C. Are you angered easily?

Yes, now you ask? You should of put that as a warning question at the beginning of the rest.

Yes

3D. Do spontaneous feelings tend to guide your decisions?

Yes, see Lovheim Cube, does for all humans, by default.

Yes

3E. In social settings, do you enjoy it when most or all of the attention is focused on you?

Did I just fuck up, or getting rewarded?

NA

3F. Are you more concerned with your own feelings than other people‘s feelings?

Mine

3G. Are you very competitive at work or in social situations?

No

3H. Are you more comfortable when people constantly say positive things about you?

Yes (who the fuck says no?)

3I.Is it hard for you to follow orders?

Sometimes

3J.How likely are you to disagree with someone's ideas?

Often

3K.Is following rules something that is hard to do?

Sometimes

3L.Would you rather have people do things your way?

Yes (again, who is saying no)

3M.Would you prefer to accomplish things in your own way instead of other's ways?

Yes, but that doesn't always work out.

3N.Are the ends more important than the means?

NA, I'm a philosopher, we can discuss this issue indepth elsewhere.

NA


3O.How likely are you to challenge authority?

I do it all the time.


3P.Is it hard for you to relinquish control to other people?

No, I do it all the time.

3Q.How likely are you to question someone's beliefs?

Not often.

3R. Are you more of a leader than a follower?

I'm doing my own thing.

NA

3S.Do you not care if your actions hurt others?

I care a lot, try to avoid it.

3T.Are you good at conning people?

Yes, but try to avoid it.

3U.Do you make promises that you don't intend to keep?

No

3V.Is it hard to handle criticism?

Yes, but learned to do so.

3W.Does your behavior grab people's attention?

Yes, but learned to blend in.

3X.Are you antagonistic?

Go fuck yourself.

3Y.Do you exaggerate to get ahead in life?

No, I'm a pedestrian.

3Z.Do you sweet talk others to get what you want?

No

3A1.Do you not hesitate to cheat if it gets you far?

I hesitate, if only to think over the efficiency and pitfalls of such a operation, then do it if it seems reasonable and isn't unduely harmful to others.

3B1.Do you like to stand out?

No

3C1.Are you impulsive?

I can be, but then again, I often am not. You would observe two very different people in these extremes.


3D1. Do you do things to get people to admire and respect you?

No

3E1.Does it not bother you to see people get hurt?

If bothers me a lot.

3F1.Do you think you are better than almost everyone else?

Yes

3G1.Are you flirtatious?

No

3H1.Are you often hostile?

Shove it up your asshole

3I1.Do you think you deserve special treatment?

Yes

3J1.Do you enjoy making people with power look stupid?

The concept of power is paradoxual at best, and does not exist in reality.

3K1.Do you use people to get what you want?

Yes, market economics.

3L1.Do you have an addictive personality?

No

 
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Old 03-12-2019, 10:37 AM   #79
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Shorter Typology has gone viral. This is incredible. Hundreds and thousands of people are looking at the site every day. Someone is taking it every minute. I'm on the front page of dozens and dozens of psychology google searches. I actually come above Wikipedia entries in psychology google searches. Going on Myers Briggs forums and Typology Central really paid off. People may not post their scores that often but they are definitely looking at the site. It's amazing how you can put something on the Internet and within a few years it snowballs and takes off and becomes this huge thing.

 
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Old 03-12-2019, 11:30 AM   #80
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glad to see you've finally let go & let things happen

 
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Old 03-12-2019, 04:14 PM   #81
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Heh heh

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Old 03-12-2019, 04:19 PM   #82
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Goodbye, Catherine Wheel.

 
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Old 03-12-2019, 07:53 PM   #83
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https://trends.google.com/trends/exp...ypology&geo=US
https://trends.google.com/trends/exp...shorter&geo=US

literally hundreds of thousands

 
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Old 03-13-2019, 02:04 AM   #84
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They might not ban me now that everyone knows how pathetic and corrupt he is in trying to contain me. Not that it matters either way
lol kimona thought this would work.

nope. no work.

 
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Old 03-23-2019, 08:19 PM   #85
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ok so, bye now

 
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Old 03-23-2019, 08:24 PM   #86
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check out CW's recent rep received, it's pretty entertaining

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 09:45 AM   #87
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Old 04-05-2019, 10:13 AM   #88
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THE END

 
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Okay, I feel like he's probably learned his lesson by now

 
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he'd come back and say it was all a part of his "plan". got u where i want u, wakka wakka wakka.

 
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