Worst Shit Boarder - Page 9

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-27-2016, 06:31 PM

lol u guys

slunken · 03-27-2016, 06:31 PM

I always complain that I'm going to get pink eye

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-27-2016, 06:34 PM

once we took a taxi in vienna and it was full of farts and they must've been the driver's probably had been farting all day and he didn't even seem to notice and didn't open a window or anything it was really awful

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-27-2016, 06:34 PM

and i wasn't feeling too well anyway but that definitely didn't help

freshfacedyouth · 03-27-2016, 09:06 PM

a couple weeks ago i watched my friend take his tiny little dog's face to his asshole and he farted on him. i felt so bad

slunken · 03-27-2016, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshfacedyouth

a couple weeks ago i watched my friend take his tiny little dog's face to his asshole and he farted on him. i felt so bad

This is why I don't understand man on man gay sex

JESUSNEEDSAHIT · 03-27-2016, 11:51 PM

what about man on woman gay sex

vixnix · 03-28-2016, 08:13 AM

What about cat on dog gay sex

hnibos · 03-28-2016, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

This is why I don't understand man on man gay sex

I imagine it's not much different then a queef

Starla · 04-03-2016, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

Do you pretend it didn't happen or do you address it?

I had this happen once and I don't think he noticed. He kept going, but I was pretty horrified and embarrassed then I started laughing.

FoolofaTook · 04-03-2016, 11:15 AM

dats wut she sed

bright_doom · 04-06-2016, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

Well I just wonder, if he finds farts gross, but he likes anal vids, I mean that's a bit hypocritical don't you reckon...

So if I find burps gross/a turn off, but I like oral vids, does that make me a hypocrite?

Also, I know the bar is pretty high, but is this one of the most intelligent debates in netphoria’s history? Happy to contribute!

Cool As Ice Cream · 04-06-2016, 05:30 AM

looks like fuzzy is winning in the poll.
well done, fuzztard! you nailed it.

Catherine Wheel · 04-06-2016, 05:02 PM

Nobody wins on Netphoria. It's like the Special Olympics.

Disco King · 04-06-2016, 05:29 PM

You do know that people win in the Special Olympics, right?

Catherine Wheel · 04-06-2016, 05:36 PM

Nobody truly wins. But here instead of being mentally handicapped everyone is emotionally handicapped. So nobody wins.

FoolofaTook · 04-06-2016, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel

Nobody truly wins. But here instead of being mentally handicapped everyone is emotionally handicapped. So nobody wins.

ur 1 2 talk

MyOneAndOnly · 04-06-2016, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

This is why I don't understand man on man gay sex

Fixed

buzzard · 04-06-2016, 07:59 PM

I can't believe that Special Olympics line is still being wheeled out after what must be nearly twenty years since I first saw it.

slunken · 04-06-2016, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

I had this happen once and I don't think he noticed. He kept going, but I was pretty horrified and embarrassed then I started laughing.

lol

i'm sure he noticed but think about it - what was he going to do - call it off? its like not claiming your lottery winnings because you bent your nail scratching the damn ticket.

play through the pain.

vixnix · 04-06-2016, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bright_doom

So if I find burps gross/a turn off, but I like oral vids, does that make me a hypocrite?

Also, I know the bar is pretty high, but is this one of the most intelligent debates in netphoria’s history? Happy to contribute!

yeah i reckon.

I think people who are easily turned off have fragile libidos. I know I do.

redbreegull · 04-06-2016, 11:42 PM

sex is just kind of gross and gross things happen during it. isn't this part of why it's so good?

FoolofaTook · 04-07-2016, 06:34 PM

no

sex is weird and way too much work. listening to music stoned by yourself is infinitely better.

FoolofaTook · 04-07-2016, 06:34 PM

or getting blown by a whore, take your pick.

fuzzyroes · 04-07-2016, 07:38 PM

the man brings up a good point

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03-27-2016, 06:31 PM	#241
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	lol u guys

03-27-2016, 06:31 PM	#242
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	I always complain that I'm going to get pink eye

03-27-2016, 06:34 PM	#243
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	once we took a taxi in vienna and it was full of farts and they must've been the driver's probably had been farting all day and he didn't even seem to notice and didn't open a window or anything it was really awful

03-27-2016, 06:34 PM	#244
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	and i wasn't feeling too well anyway but that definitely didn't help

03-27-2016, 09:06 PM	#245
freshfacedyouth Ownz Location: in my own mouth Posts: 519	a couple weeks ago i watched my friend take his tiny little dog's face to his asshole and he farted on him. i felt so bad

03-27-2016, 11:51 PM	#247
JESUSNEEDSAHIT Apocalyptic Poster Location: Greater Anabaptist Rakefighter Kingdom Posts: 1,058	what about man on woman gay sex

03-28-2016, 08:13 AM	#248
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	What about cat on dog gay sex

04-03-2016, 11:15 AM	#251
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	dats wut she sed

04-06-2016, 05:30 AM	#253
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	looks like fuzzy is winning in the poll. well done, fuzztard! you nailed it.

04-06-2016, 05:02 PM	#254
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	Nobody wins on Netphoria. It's like the Special Olympics.

04-06-2016, 05:29 PM	#255
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	You do know that people win in the Special Olympics, right?

04-06-2016, 05:36 PM	#256
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	Nobody truly wins. But here instead of being mentally handicapped everyone is emotionally handicapped. So nobody wins.

04-06-2016, 07:59 PM	#259
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	I can't believe that Special Olympics line is still being wheeled out after what must be nearly twenty years since I first saw it.

04-06-2016, 11:42 PM	#262
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,752	sex is just kind of gross and gross things happen during it. isn't this part of why it's so good?

04-07-2016, 06:34 PM	#263
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	no sex is weird and way too much work. listening to music stoned by yourself is infinitely better.

04-07-2016, 06:34 PM	#264
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	or getting blown by a whore, take your pick.

04-07-2016, 07:38 PM	#265
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	the man brings up a good point