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06-04-2019, 09:48 PM
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Consume my pants.
 
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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Spinoff: how will Netphoria know you died?
I guess some of us are friends off the board or at the very least, FB friends, so word can spread that way.
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06-04-2019, 10:02 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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For me, the world's senescence meter will register a sharp decrease.
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06-05-2019, 12:08 AM
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Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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Someone will make a thread about me doing something IN HELL hopefully.
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06-05-2019, 12:13 AM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
 
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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reprise losing weight rapidly IN HELL
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06-05-2019, 01:49 AM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: Your god damn living room
Posts: 10,000
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I imagine Fool of a Took will once again proclaim me dead
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06-05-2019, 03:42 AM
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Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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Shallowed burning in hell IN HELL
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06-05-2019, 11:14 AM
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Janis Jopleybird
 
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
Posts: 6,569
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This board is my secret shame, so no one will ever know I am gone
I will try to send a message from the other side through a cat |
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06-05-2019, 11:42 AM
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Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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The next time a stray cat takes a shit on the hood of my car, I’ll know it was your angel sending me a message.
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06-05-2019, 05:07 PM
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Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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I feel like there will be a sudden drop in sales for brightly colored pants; then you all will know it is time to make a "D. wearing red pants while hooking up with goth bartenders IN HELL".
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06-05-2019, 10:38 PM
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Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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06-05-2019, 10:38 PM
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Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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The best placed ad of all time.
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06-05-2019, 10:39 PM
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Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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I AM DYYYYING
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06-06-2019, 06:24 AM
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real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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My dead soul is integrated in the Netphoria servers so I'll make a thread.
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06-08-2019, 02:40 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,874
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The link isn't working for me
What's the technique |
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06-08-2019, 02:44 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,874
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My estate will contact Corgan'sBluff in regards to his inheritance of my extensive collection of Shrek Happy Meal figurines. As the news spreads, the envy and resentment of those who feel themselves the rightful heirs will probably cause some drama on the boards.
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06-28-2019, 02:39 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: Raleigh - NC
Posts: 3,251
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i am glad i am wasting time at work on a friday reading this thread. i always forget how much this place cheers me up.
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06-28-2019, 02:47 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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Quote:
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06-28-2019, 10:00 PM
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Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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Quote:
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06-29-2019, 12:39 AM
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Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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thanks for the new avatar
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06-29-2019, 01:03 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: Your god damn living room
Posts: 10,000
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otay otay
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06-30-2019, 03:47 AM
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Dute of Seven Y's
Location: Mr. C's garage
Posts: 7,765
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Pretty sure my cat would eat me. And he can’t unlock my iPad so you would never know I was dead.
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07-03-2019, 11:21 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
Posts: 47,245
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i plan to write it into my will that the trustee of my estate will register an account and post here to let people know
however, if i were to die before i have the will written, then i guess it's every man and woman for himself or herself |
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07-03-2019, 11:38 AM
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Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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To the executor or executrix of my estate: please create an account on the barely-populated Netphoria.org Smashing Pumpkins forum and create a thread titled “duovamp now shitposting IN HELL” with a thread body giving a brief but ideally sarcastic description of my death, including a random poll wherein one option will read simply “spa_ced.”
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07-03-2019, 12:01 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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no need. when u pass i will feel a tell-tale chill in my loins.
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07-03-2019, 02:31 PM
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Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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That’ll also be from my estate. “Chill Foolo’ T’s loins.”
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07-03-2019, 06:00 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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I can hardly wait.
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07-03-2019, 06:01 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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I mean, I don't want you to die or anything, but a strategically placed ice pack would be nice rn.
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