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Old 10-05-2002, 12:59 AM   #1
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Man oh man, was it great. It was one of those parties like the one in the 1979 video. My first one, actually. The first time I've ever been to a real house party.

Anyway, the centerpiece of the party was boxing in the backyard with a live punk band playing. I got up to box a few times, and let me tell you, it was exhilerating. It was the first time I've ever done something like that.

Though my technique mainly consisted of trying to make the opponent double over in laughter by shaking my gloved fist at them shouting 'I'll butter your biscuit' in a 1920s Irish-American drawl and showing them some of my fancy footwork (which was stongly inspired by Michael Flatley, according to onlookers), I managed to do a serious bit of damage. I lost all the matches, but god, I want to do it again. One of the few things I remember from the matches was being punched in the face insanely hard and saying 'Dude.......I smell boogers'.

What's happening to me? Weightlifting? Boxing?
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Old 10-05-2002, 01:15 AM   #2
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Start recruiting guys from around your neighborhood, find a diner with a big basement, and throw no-holds-barred two-man wars every weekend.
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Old 10-05-2002, 01:18 AM   #3
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Start recruiting guys from around your neighborhood, find a diner with a big basement, and throw no-holds-barred two-man wars every weekend.
I can't believe nobody's thought of this before!
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Old 10-05-2002, 01:20 AM   #4
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I can't believe nobody's thought of this before!
If you're gonna be sarcastic, at least do it when the other guy is not being this blatantly obvious.
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Old 10-05-2002, 01:24 AM   #5
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If you're gonna be sarcastic, at least do it when the other guy is not being this blatantly obvious.
I'm on your side, dude.
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Old 10-05-2002, 01:38 AM   #6
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Fond memories that you will likely never be able to forget.

If I can give you one work of advice, don't hold back as much as you normally do(not you, per se). Take chances.

Because if you don't, the regret will almost overshadow these memories.
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Old 10-05-2002, 01:42 AM   #7
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Fond memories that you will likely never be able to forget.

If I can give you one work of advice, don't hold back as much as you normally do(not you, per se). Take chances.

Because if you don't, the regret will almost overshadow these memories.
And I'm assuming this can be applied to more than boxing?
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Old 10-05-2002, 01:46 AM   #8
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That's why I like you, ******. That big fucking brain of yours.

 
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Old 10-05-2002, 04:45 AM   #9
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That's why I like you, ******. That big fucking brain of yours.
He's a three dimensional thinker in disguise.

 
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Old 10-05-2002, 02:00 PM   #10
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That's why I like you, ******. That big fucking brain of yours.
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It's like a jumbo sized fish bowl without any fish.

 
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Old 10-05-2002, 02:41 PM   #12
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If you were female, I'd fuck your brains out.

 
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If you were female, I'd fuck your brains out.
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Old 10-05-2002, 05:35 PM   #14
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