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Old 03-21-2007, 02:22 AM   #1
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Smile Why do ants smell bad when you squish them?

"smell bad squish ants" isn't really returning a lot of results on Google.

We don't have an ant problem per se, but there have been a few roaming around the inside of our cabinets for no particular reason. I can't resist squishing them. It's almost turning into an obsessive compulsive desire to sniff my hands after each ant I squish. The smell, in turn, grosses me out and I have to wash my hands immediately. Ugh.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:23 AM   #2
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Well I heard that the smell is what the ant uses to tell other ants to come and help it or investigate why it died.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:24 AM   #3
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same thing happens if you do that to people

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:24 AM   #4
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ol' couch ass will back me up

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:25 AM   #5
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formic acid?

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:25 AM   #6
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tcm always knows.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:26 AM   #7
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folic acid?

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:27 AM   #8
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yes, formic acid. [snaps book shut, removes bifocals]

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:28 AM   #9
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Thats weird.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:28 AM   #10
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yes, formic acid. [snaps book shut, removes bifocals]

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:33 AM   #11
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Well I heard that the smell is what the ant uses to tell other ants to come and help it or investigate why it died.
thats what i heard too

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:38 AM   #12
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death stinks

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:46 AM   #13
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death stinks
Yeah dead things do generally smell bad after a while.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:56 AM   #14
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ive never smelled a dead ant

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 03:00 AM   #15
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i smelt about 500 at once

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 03:03 AM   #16
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how did that happen?

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 03:10 AM   #17
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Probably squashed a mound or ant farm or something

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 03:17 AM   #18
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ol' couch ass will back me up
I can tell you that the inside of human beings smells like shit and I could imagine it would bring along other people to inquire what the nasty visceral, shitty, slightly metallic smell is.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 03:32 AM   #19
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what does the inside of a human being smell like?

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 04:21 AM   #20
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Like a side of unrefridgerated beef mixed with feces and metal. In addition, the viscera is so damp that it immediately ups the humidity of the immediate area so you get a warm wet blast of this nasty smell that lingers in your hair and on your clothes. Burnt human smells even worse.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:02 AM   #21
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"smell bad squish ants" isn't really returning a lot of results on Google.

We don't have an ant problem per se, but there have been a few roaming around the inside of our cabinets for no particular reason. I can't resist squishing them. It's almost turning into an obsessive compulsive desire to sniff my hands after each ant I squish. The smell, in turn, grosses me out and I have to wash my hands immediately. Ugh.
why do you post things like this when you know they aren't funny and you aren't being serious

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:46 AM   #22
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smells like pig!

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:23 AM   #23
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I think it has something to do with their diet of cabbage and sprouts.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:25 AM   #24
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same thing happens if you do that to people
you beat me this time, J, but i'll get you next time!!!

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:51 AM   #25
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Like a side of unrefridgerated beef mixed with feces and metal. In addition, the viscera is so damp that it immediately ups the humidity of the immediate area so you get a warm wet blast of this nasty smell that lingers in your hair and on your clothes. Burnt human smells even worse.
how did you get used to it?

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:52 AM   #26
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one time i put my hand on top of a yankee candle to snuff it out. i wasn't quite burned, but the palm of my hand turned lathery for about a month and smelled like shit.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:17 PM   #27
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Well I heard that the smell is what the ant uses to tell other ants to come and help it or investigate why it died.
I heard that about bees

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:54 PM   #28
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Ditto to that

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:04 PM   #29
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New nickname: Ant Sniffer.

 
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:24 PM   #30
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Have you ever seen leaf-cutter ants in action? I'd be scared to squish those with my hands, folic acid or not.

 
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