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Old 11-08-2019, 07:56 PM   #1
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WHAT IS BOOK



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This one is my all-time favourite:



 
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Old 11-08-2019, 10:42 PM   #2
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Good vixnix content.

 
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Old 11-08-2019, 11:57 PM   #3
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awesome post. hilarious

 
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:16 AM   #4
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Good vixnix content.
I would post some good classic duovamp content but thankfully the world and even netphoria caught up with my opinion that openly coveting young teenage girls and treating them as sex objects is gross and unacceptable

So we are generally spared

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Old 11-09-2019, 03:36 AM   #5
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We're all sex objects

 
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Old 11-09-2019, 03:41 AM   #6
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Except for me.

 
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Old 11-09-2019, 05:07 AM   #7
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He treats objects like women, man.

 
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Old 11-09-2019, 12:10 PM   #8
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openly coveting young teenage girls and treating them as sex objects is gross and unacceptable
Openly coveting crummy teenage girls? He should be openly coveting Pokémon creatures!

 
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Old 11-09-2019, 05:55 PM   #9
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we waded through a powerpoint
about why not to smoke a joint,

and how estrogen + testosterone
will leave you tending child at home.

(now getting fat is no good either!
slide front to back, while wiping beaver.)

we sat in silence, post-lunch napping
fingers on our desks were tapping,

then ms. hodgkins sent the boys away,
"ladies listen now to what i say:

at some point when your body's ready
a trickle of blood, slow and steady

will rend your peace, sorry: it's true.
but there's something more important to tell you.

the first time that you feel a cramp,
watch out for that devil, duovamp!

he'll try to get you in his car,
buy you drinks down at the bar.

and when he's got you good and drunk,
a camera whips out of his trunk

'it's just a little point-and-shoot''
he says, with lens aimed at your coot

if you raise objection, say you can't stay,
he'll tell you that "it's fine, i'm gay!"

next thing you know, you've got gonorrhea
and your photo's posted on net-for-eea!

so do drugs, eat unhealthy if you must,
but heed my warning of duovamp's lust!"

 
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Old 11-09-2019, 06:26 PM   #10
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Lol this might be funny if you're white

 
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Old 11-10-2019, 12:22 PM   #11
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ok boomer

 
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Old 11-10-2019, 01:33 PM   #12
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Old 11-11-2019, 05:49 PM   #13
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W̷̰̟͋̾̋̓̈́̀͠ȟ̷̨̧̩̤̲͓̖̟̈͜o̸͚͖͒̓̋̑̉̾ ̷̨̢̬͉̥̙̳̖̳͉͗̓͘͝͝h̸͕̆̊́̔̅̃́̚ͅȩ̵̼̼̖͍̜̤̜͕̉̐ṛ̵̥̮͚͎̐͆ ̜͜ę̵̢̛̮̫̗̤̤̣̟̳̓̔̔ ̶̖̠̱̽̃̽̄͠ͅh̵̻̫̲̲̺̠̋̈́͜ͅa̴̰̻͚͓͛͑t̵̻̺̭̹͇̄̂͊͊͑͑é̵͋̒̿̕ ̬̱̍s̶͕͓͉͇͐͂̈́́͑̌̒̓̚̕ ̴̨͚̙̼̎̾̈̄͐͘͝ţ̵̘̦̮̬̗̼̼̿͠h̷̡̼͖̞̖̊̑̿̈̓̌͐̕͝ě̷͕̪̟̍͘͘͝ ̡͍̜̞̭ǐ̷̧͚̻̗̼̣͔̊̍͗͛̏̐͘̕r̵̢̛͔̮̫̥̄̉͌̈͊͠ ̷̨̧͔̘̼͈̭̬͙́̈́̃̉́̄̏̚͝͠ͅw̴̡̠̘̬͍̤̰͓͐̌̐͒͌̀̽͒̀ì̶͕̣͊̀̊ͅͅ ̹̺͇̱̹ͅf̶̨̛̼͉̾̽͌̃̀è̶̘̪͖̦̈́͒̉͐̋̀?̸̭͓̥̘͗͂̈́͜




Theory: the reason so many boomer comics revolve around hatred of one's own spouse is because boomer's got married just before laws and attitudes surrounding divorce liberalized. Instead of ending marriages that are not healthy or fulfilling, many of them may carry the expectation and belief that marriage is immutable, and that "responsible adults" don't end their marriages, because they married "for better or for worse."

 
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Old 11-11-2019, 06:00 PM   #14
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Old 11-11-2019, 06:22 PM   #15
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Not only is this stuff just copied and pasted from some Imgur gallery, you're not even writing the comments? What is this?

 
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Old 11-11-2019, 06:43 PM   #16
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I made the Imgur gallery I'm linking to in order to prevent link-rot.

I'm always ahead of the game.

 
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Old 11-11-2019, 06:46 PM   #17
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What you non-Commonwealth plebs always look like three months after posting an image:

 
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Old 11-11-2019, 06:53 PM   #18
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OH HEY IT'S DISCO KING



EXPLAIN THE BRITISH ENGLISH YOU CHARLATAN

 
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Old 11-11-2019, 07:37 PM   #19
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Canadians use British spellings for many words

 
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Old 11-11-2019, 07:44 PM   #20
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"Canada—is that an app?"

Silly millennials who don't know what is book

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 11:21 AM   #21
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the irony in all this is that the most phone-obsessed people i know/have known are boomers. love sending a text message then following it up with a good ol' "????" 5 minutes later

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 11:27 AM   #22
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actually that is what is known as a "paradox"

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 11:29 AM   #23
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Oh I didn't realize you were lesser; you don't come off that way most of the time

Sorry, my bad

 
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actually that is what is known as a "paradox"
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Old 11-12-2019, 02:57 PM   #26
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the irony in all this is that the most phone-obsessed people i know/have known are boomers. love sending a text message then following it up with a good ol' "????" 5 minutes later
yeah I think this is pretty widely recognized by younger people. boomers are the fucking rudest with their phones and shit

 
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Oh I didn't realize you were lesser; you don't come off that way most of the time

Sorry, my bad
I ain't lesser. I'm fewer.


 
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the irony in all this is that the most phone-obsessed people i know/have known are boomers. love sending a text message then following it up with a good ol' "????" 5 minutes later
Boomers are also more likely to believe everything they read on the internet and fall for clickbait titles.

Older people more likely to share fake news on Facebook, study finds

 
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OH HEY IT'S DISCO KING



EXPLAIN THE BRITISH ENGLISH YOU CHARLATAN
cause that's the only correct kind

 
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Boomers are also more likely to believe everything they read on the internet and fall for clickbait titles.

Older people more likely to share fake news on Facebook, study finds
someone better tell buttcannon

 
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