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Old 11-04-2019, 02:15 PM   #1
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Default Rad things to shout while wiping ass

"Ocupado!"

This works great when somebody knocks on the bathroom door. The fact that it's in Spanish conveys that you have a lighthearted sense of humour. Unless you are Spanish. In which case, it conveys that you are Spanish.

"AAAGGHHSH!"

This works great when you have hemorrhoids.

 
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Old 11-04-2019, 04:02 PM   #2
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Speaking Spanish does not make one automatically Spanish.

 
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Old 11-04-2019, 05:00 PM   #3
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WAH WAH WAH

 
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Old 11-04-2019, 05:59 PM   #4
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oh, i'm a STINKY little man!

 
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Old 11-04-2019, 06:21 PM   #5
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I just stomp my foot in response to a door knock, or just speak English to say 'I'm in here'. Speaking English conveys I am serious or just that I am English, I guess.

 
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Old 11-04-2019, 06:22 PM   #6
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WAH WAH WAH
that's a good one if you draw out the wahs

 
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Old 11-04-2019, 09:07 PM   #7
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When they knock i go

“Rrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhalmost!!!!”

Usually they don’t wait around til im done, but if they do u know you’ve found a tru heart of gold, try to make friends for life with that special one

 
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Old 11-04-2019, 09:23 PM   #8
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Speaking English conveys I am serious or just that I am English, I guess.
English is the most serious language, second only to German. In fact, the very structure of the language makes conveying jokes impossible (linguist here).

 
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:19 PM   #9
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"Who does Number 2 work for?"

 
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Old 11-05-2019, 10:29 AM   #10
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Usually it's just "Nononononononononononono" in an increasingly distressed voice

 
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Old 11-05-2019, 10:49 AM   #11
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"Oh, God, yes!"

 
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Old 11-05-2019, 04:53 PM   #12
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Old 11-05-2019, 06:27 PM   #13
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i haven't been wiped like that since motherfucking law school, baby!

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 10:01 AM   #14
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A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 10:13 AM   #15
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I never wipe so I have no frame of reference for any of this.

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 10:13 AM   #16
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Speaking Spanish does not make one automatically Spanish!

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 10:27 AM   #17
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I never wipe so I have no frame of reference for any of this.
hawt

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 11:24 AM   #18
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I have my man servant simply tongue the area clean. He should be thankful for the job.

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 11:28 AM   #19
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“Tongue it thoroughly, Baxter,” I tell him. “Tongue the baba ghanoush out of the steel wool. Thaaaat’s right.”

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 01:01 PM   #20
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Old 11-06-2019, 05:07 PM   #21
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“Tongue it thoroughly, Baxter,” I tell him. “Tongue the baba ghanoush out of the steel wool. Thaaaat’s right.”
if only you shouted this it could make it into the thread

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 05:15 PM   #22
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Speaking Spanish does not make one automatically Spanish!
I got my Spanish citizenship just for saying "bueno." Now I can make jokes.

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 06:39 PM   #23
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Old 11-06-2019, 11:09 PM   #24
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"Who does Number 2 work for?"
I lolled but I can't give you rep again without spreading

 
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Old 11-07-2019, 03:37 AM   #25
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spread dem cheeks boi

 
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Old 11-07-2019, 07:36 AM   #26
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I got my Spanish citizenship just for saying "bueno." Now I can make jokes.
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seriously. ol' ignorant ass.

 
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