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Old 10-12-2019, 10:01 AM   #1351
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My best friends just had their baby and I normally cringe when asked to hold a baby but I want to hold this baby. Like I want to protect it like it’s mine. Emotions are weird guys.

 
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Old 10-12-2019, 03:33 PM   #1352
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steal it!

 
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Old 10-12-2019, 06:14 PM   #1353
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Take it to Aldi

 
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Old 10-13-2019, 08:31 AM   #1354
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Old 10-13-2019, 08:33 AM   #1355
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this is bigger for me than Peter Murphy =)

bigger than Robyn Hitchcock

bigger than PiL

 
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Old 10-14-2019, 12:51 PM   #1356
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Old 10-14-2019, 01:49 PM   #1357
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do you know who is bigger than peter murphy??????????????????????

 
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Old 10-14-2019, 03:25 PM   #1358
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my dad?

 
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Old 10-14-2019, 07:24 PM   #1359
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Bigger than Aldi?

 
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Old 10-15-2019, 11:22 AM   #1360
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Old 10-17-2019, 12:09 PM   #1361
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You know how British people say "an" before "history" or other such words that begin with h?

That's some bullshit

pronounce the h

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 01:08 PM   #1362
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it would be an honner

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 01:29 PM   #1363
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if un-silenting the h in honor is what it takes, then i am up for the task

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 03:07 PM   #1364
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You know how British people say "an" before "history" or other such words that begin with h?

That's some bullshit

pronounce the h
you don't nkow how to spaek yr own langauge, brosquito!

 
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Old 10-17-2019, 03:55 PM   #1365
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you just said "ow," didn't you

 
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Old 10-18-2019, 08:37 PM   #1366
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My kid is quitting jazz band because he turned up to rugby practice one day with his trombone (because he’d had a lesson that day) and one of his team mates asked him what it was for, and he said “Jazz Band” and another team mate said “huh. You jazz fuck.” and he was humiliated

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 05:30 AM   #1367
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There is no "jazz fuck" in "team"

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 08:50 AM   #1368
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My kid is quitting jazz band because he turned up to rugby practice one day with his trombone (because he’d had a lesson that day) and one of his team mates asked him what it was for, and he said “Jazz Band” and another team mate said “huh. You jazz fuck.” and he was humiliated
I’m not a parent but I would encourage him to not quit! I have a feeling you tried but it would be sad to give up on an instrument. Generally that lasts a lot longer than athletic stuff.

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 08:51 AM   #1369
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He said, from experience. I did sports and played stuff and guess which one I can’t do anymore lol

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 10:30 AM   #1370
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not even that. it will be regretful to have let stupid comments from fellow kids make you feel humiliated enough to punish yourself by giving up something you like. that's a lot of power to give that to that rugby fuck.

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 02:02 PM   #1371
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yosoy the white knight

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 02:29 PM   #1372
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Old 10-19-2019, 03:13 PM   #1373
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I’m not a parent but I would encourage him to not quit! I have a feeling you tried but it would be sad to give up on an instrument. Generally that lasts a lot longer than athletic stuff.
Surprisingly, he still wants to play and have lessons...and wants to try playing in the youth band section of the local brass band (out of school).

 
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Old 10-19-2019, 03:23 PM   #1374
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not even that. it will be regretful to have let stupid comments from fellow kids make you feel humiliated enough to punish yourself by giving up something you like. that's a lot of power to give that to that rugby fuck.
Jazz Band had other issues. And he was already a bit embarrassed about being in it and the guys in it weren’t that welcoming, either. But he was prepared to stay anyway. The jazz fuck comment was just the final straw.

 
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Old 10-20-2019, 12:59 AM   #1375
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not even that. it will be regretful to have let stupid comments from fellow kids make you feel humiliated enough to punish yourself by giving up something you like. that's a lot of power to give that to that rugby fuck.
Is this the lesson you're trying to teach us by being one of the most prolific bullies on this forum?

 
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Old 10-20-2019, 03:19 AM   #1376
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I think jazz fuck is a pretty great compliment. I guess it just depends on where you're at in life.

 
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Old 10-20-2019, 10:14 AM   #1377
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it's pretty blank as far as insults go. when i was in school they just hit me with "piano nerd" or something of that ilk

 
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Old 10-20-2019, 10:19 AM   #1378
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Old 10-20-2019, 10:28 AM   #1379
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I say instruments and sports are stupid. That child could be working in one of my many factories as a valuable member of society, rather than pursuing foolish little hopes and dreams only to wind up a shiftless beggar on the streets!

 
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Old 10-20-2019, 05:47 PM   #1380
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