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Old 06-05-2019, 07:15 PM   #1
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Question How do you want to die and why

"Peacefully in my sleep" types need not reply

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 07:51 PM   #2
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Stoned, listening to Alcest, wearing a Sleep shirt.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 07:56 PM   #3
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i want to die in the holy jihad insha'Allah

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 08:15 PM   #4
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Stoned, listening to Alcest, wearing a Sleep shirt.
Lapidation always seemed to me a rather undersirable way to go but I appreciate your devotion to biblical senescitude

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 08:27 PM   #5
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BEEN DAZED AND CONFUSED FOR SO LONG IT'S NOT TRUE

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 08:41 PM   #6
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Woah, you know what lapidation means. Major props, bro. Major props.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 08:42 PM   #7
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There's also a band called Lapidation.


 
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Old 06-05-2019, 09:18 PM   #8
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I've always wanted to get trapped in a cave while scuba diving, personally, frantically hacking at the offending limb like some aquatic James Franco as the oxygen runs dry.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:34 PM   #9
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Ripped apart by 5 alligators. After killing 4 of them with my bare hands, once the waves in the pond settle, and the blood and spit and teeth stop flying, I crawl out of the waters, pulling my bleeding body to the warm grass. I'll roll myself over from my stomach to stare up at a clear blue sky. My wounds continue seeping blood, but it's too late for me. I want my last moments on earth to be a horrible, bitter battle with my full strength, full of pain and fear, and in the end I'm ultimately victorious in only lengthening my lifespan by a few moments, because that's really what life is. Then, out underneath the sky, I pass.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:37 PM   #10
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Willikers

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:38 PM   #11
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What happens to number five though?

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:38 PM   #12
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I want to die quickly. One hit/shot and I fade into the Great Darkness.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:39 PM   #13
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Does he get away or do you let him go so he can tell your story?

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:39 PM   #14
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What happens to number five though?
He lives to tell the tale.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:43 PM   #15
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I want to die quickly. One hit/shot and I fade into the Great Darkness.
Your use of the word fade makes me think you mean quickly but not instantly. Is that correct?

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:43 PM   #16
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He lives to tell the tale.
Hopefully you've a child to avenge you

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 11:19 PM   #17
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Your use of the word fade makes me think you mean quickly but not instantly. Is that correct?
Yeah, fade was a dumb word to use. Blind-sided into the Great Darkness, I guess.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 11:19 PM   #18
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Or possibly maybe just playin' the Hemingway flute when my body breaks down so much that life isn't worth living.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 11:26 PM   #19
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The thought of suddenly blinking out of existence without seeing it coming is deeply upsetting to me

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 11:30 PM   #20
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Killed by the alien

From the movie alien

It can do the thing with the lil mouth if it wants, or even poke its tail thru me, whatever

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 11:37 PM   #21
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I want the whole fucking planet to explode; death needs to be a group effort

 
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Old 06-06-2019, 12:11 AM   #22
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splat

 
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Old 06-06-2019, 01:05 AM   #23
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Killed by the alien

From the movie alien

It can do the thing with the lil mouth if it wants, or even poke its tail thru me, whatever
Very sensual stuff. I like it

 
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Old 06-06-2019, 01:05 AM   #24
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Old 06-06-2019, 09:06 AM   #25
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I love space and I like planets and stuff, and the thought of being part of some awesome and rare cosmic mishap appeals to me

 
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Old 06-06-2019, 09:13 AM   #26
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Alternatively, being executed as a dissident or subversive artist by the Trump regime, preferably by getting real-life noscoped by 69_NoobSlayerMAGA_420 because they hired GamerGaters to be their version of the SS, called Truth Squad or something equally amazing

I'd like this because it's a half-noble, half LOL ending to my tale, and because it'd mean the world I'm leaving behind is apocalyptically awful and I won't be missing out

 
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Old 06-06-2019, 06:27 PM   #27
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i want to disappear into the void

 
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Old 06-06-2019, 10:26 PM   #28
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Overdosing on heroin the first time I use it.

 
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Old 06-09-2019, 10:11 PM   #29
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ive been wanting to get a pistol but havent because i figured itd make it too easy to kill myself, but then i was thinking i could get a .22 pistol and then a) ammo is cheap and available and b) id prolly just painfully injure myself in a self-infliction scenario which is enough of a deterrent i wouldnt need to worry about the suicide thing. only problem now is that a .22 pistol is pretty much the most pussy gun available. its getting harder and harder to be a white man in america.

 
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Old 06-09-2019, 10:22 PM   #30
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What does cost of ammo matter when you are buying just one bullet, and you don’t even have to worry about spending your last cent?

 
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