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Old 02-07-2018, 08:22 PM   #331
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I feel weirdly sympathetic for Billy now. I'd hate to have fans as fickle as his too.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 08:23 PM   #332
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his fans aren't fickle though. they are sad machines eating up farts packaged in tea. we are something else, and I don't think most of us qualify as "fans" of present day Corgster.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 08:24 PM   #333
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I'm so jacked up on caffeine right now.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 08:31 PM   #334
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I threw up on the tilt-o-whirl once

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 08:39 PM   #335
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I almost sharted last night, three miles into my nocturnal perambulation.

I gritted my teeth, squared my jaw, and clenched my sphincter for the remaining five miles.

I feel like I accomplished something.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 08:48 PM   #336
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No, it was all over me and all over everybody next to me, too.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:01 PM   #337
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i just sharted in my pants for billy. jeff licking it clean would be a promotion.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:01 PM   #338
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You and your friends are marathon walkers as well?

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:05 PM   #339
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yes. we drop turds down the side of our short shorts. jeff can scoop them up for his dinner.

how much do you think jeff gets paid? Think he's afforded himself a house by now? think he has a gf? a child? I don't even know his sexual orientation or his race. Why do we know NOTHING about jeff, he's the blandest person ever. Billy does all this bitching about RnR and THIS is who he keeps in his band? ugh.

you guys see the instagram post of billy bitching about the 'noise from a party at his hotel'. Dude is DONE. just give up mr Billy "the kids are too loud' Corgan.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:07 PM   #340
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I was talking to run2pee.

pretty sure jeff is hetero. how else could he of fathered auggie jupes?

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:24 PM   #341
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You and your friends are marathon walkers as well?
The guitar...it's um, it's like, they send me into another world, man, it's like...it's a relaxed powerful kind of escape, man. I mean, it's cool.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:33 PM   #342
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As always, nothing is confirmed until Burt Buchanan puts it in print.

(Burt if you're reading this please send me a private message. I have some absolutely groundbreaking news to share with you.)

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:55 PM   #343
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The guitar...it's um, it's like, they send me into another world, man, it's like...it's a relaxed powerful kind of escape, man. I mean, it's cool.
I was listening to OM.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:56 PM   #344
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:56 PM   #345
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While many of you are freaked out over the distaste for Jeff being presented here, no one has yet to actually answer the question I presented

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How can Jeff, a fan of the original band, not feel like he is tainting the sound now that James is back?

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 10:16 PM   #346
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I was talking to run2pee.

pretty sure jeff is hetero. how else could he of fathered auggie jupes?
You know I'm not dad
http://landslide.2007.org/omnipedia/tegvideo.jpg

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 10:21 PM   #347
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While many of you are freaked out over the distaste for Jeff being presented here, no one has yet to actually answer the question I presented
Ask Mike Bearcub Burns

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 10:44 PM   #348
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Ask Mike Bearcub Burns
That doesn't relate. Burns was never in the band with the original member he replaced.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 10:57 PM   #349
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While many of you are freaked out over the distaste for Jeff being presented here, no one has yet to actually answer the question I presented
no one cares about you or your questions.
jeff is stupid. what more of an answer do you want?

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 11:18 PM   #350
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It does sorta suck that Jeffs involved with this. It sucks to taint the project with a Teargarden guy... But ehhhhhhhh what can you do?

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 11:22 PM   #351
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While many of you are freaked out over the distaste for Jeff being presented here, no one has yet to actually answer the question I presented
Well at this point it doesn't matter if he's involved because it's not a reunion. It's just Smashing Pumpkins 5.0 and has nothing to do with what the original band was.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 11:29 PM   #352
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It does sorta suck that Jeffs involved with this. It sucks to taint the project with a Teargarden guy... But ehhhhhhhh what can you do?
kil jef

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 11:33 PM   #353
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There's just too much baggage with Jeff at this point. He represents too many shitty years for the hardcore fans. The good thing for Billy is that hardly anyone will care because the majority of SP fans who will come to the concerts had no idea what was going on post-Zeitgeist (or likely even Zeitgeist for that matter).

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 11:43 PM   #354
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Jeff is a powerful force. It isn't his fault that times were tough. He turned down a gig with Bearcubbin' to be in this SP version 5.1. Don't be fooled. He is a talented and very smart fellow. Behind the scenes he is a power player. He brings the heat in a way we haven't seen since 2007. Burning the lies right off of people like DemonUnicron.

Jeff if you are reading this please text Monty he is worried about you since you won't answer your phone.

 
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Old 02-07-2018, 11:47 PM   #355
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no one cares about you or your questions.
ouch

 
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Old 02-08-2018, 12:09 AM   #356
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Don't worry. He will be banned soon.

 
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Old 02-08-2018, 12:14 AM   #357
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While many of you are freaked out over the distaste for Jeff being presented here, no one has yet to actually answer the question I presented
Probably because he's a grown man who most likely has better things to worry about at the end of the day?

 
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Old 02-08-2018, 12:15 AM   #358
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It does sorta suck that Jeffs involved with this. It sucks to taint the project with a Teargarden guy... But ehhhhhhhh what can you do?
Now that you mention it, maybe Billy shouldn't be involved either. Wasn't he pretty heavily involved in the Teargarden project? I heard it was even his idea.

 
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Old 02-08-2018, 12:18 AM   #359
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While many of you are freaked out over the distaste for Jeff being presented here, no one has yet to actually answer the question I presented
Why does no one care about what *I* think?


 
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Old 02-08-2018, 12:21 AM   #360
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JEFF is so modest, LINDA STRAWtits pulled him on her Instagram for celebrating his birthday. His real name is "Jeffrey Kim Schroeder" and he was born February 4, 1974, in Los Angeles.

Happy Birthday to badass guitar player @jjjschroeder 🎂 🤘

Ein Beitrag geteilt von Linda Strawberry (@lindastrawberry) am




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Happy Birthday to badass guitar player @jjjschroeder 🎂 🤘

jjjschroeder
@lindastrawberry Thank you so much!!

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Happy Birthday, @jjjschroeder!

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Happy Birthday, @jjjschroeder !

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Definitely one of the best! Happy Birthday @jjjschroeder! 🤘

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Shredder

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Happy birthday @jjjschroeder 🤘🎁🎂🎸🎶

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SHREDDERRRRRR!

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Happy birthday Shredder!

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Buon compleanno @jjjschroeder

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Happy Birthday, dawg! 😘♥️😘♥️ @jjjschroeder

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Happy birthday, Jeff! Hope you had a great day @jjjschroeder! 🤘🎸

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @jjjschroeder 🌈i will see you over the rainbow someday I’m sure⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday!!!! 🎉

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Happy Birthday Shredder!

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We all love @jjjschroeder !

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@jjjschroeder Let’s end this one and for all. Is D’arcy in or out? Hope you had a nice birthday.

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@spaceboy1020 ya totally. On my Instagram in the side comments. Lol!

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@lindastrawberry haha! It’s where all the best rumours are out to rest, right?

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@lindastrawberry Lmao! Honestly like the people on Reddit pissed me off. I told them all along SP was making a new album and going to tour possibly in mid July hopefully and all the mods and people were giving me shit and saying I was wrong or wanted proof. I said this a few months ago and now everyone’s going crazy on there ! My self personally I’ve been going to see the band since 07 when they come to Dallas so it doesn’t matter to me whose in the lineup but I’m holding a grudge against everyone who doubted me and trying to find out everything before the rest of them now so I can shove it in their face a bit more. I’m excited for what the future holds though and will definitely go to Riot fest in Chicago this SEP if they have that in their plans! 🤘🏻

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To be fair Corgan did once say he was going to start a whole new band/project with Jeff but things change I see? I mean I understand if D’arcy can’t do a whole tour or they don’t want her but to not have her perform but it’s just wrong not to have her perform as a special guest from time to time . Even GNR let Adler do that even though they were dicks and stopped him from performing all the shows as he was planned to! Gotta throw the fans a bone every once and awhile..

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Happy Birthday again to you Jeff! ❤️🏆💥🎂 Here’s to another year of Great Guitar playing ! All those lessons and practice have paid off for you ❤️

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Happy birthday to Jeff, @smashingpumpkins bass player... just kidding. Long live the Shredder!"

 
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