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06-05-2019, 07:15 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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How do you want to die and why
"Peacefully in my sleep" types need not reply
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06-05-2019, 07:51 PM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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Stoned, listening to Alcest, wearing a Sleep shirt.
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06-05-2019, 07:56 PM | #3 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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i want to die in the holy jihad insha'Allah
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06-05-2019, 08:15 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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06-05-2019, 08:27 PM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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BEEN DAZED AND CONFUSED FOR SO LONG IT'S NOT TRUE
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06-05-2019, 08:41 PM | #6 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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Woah, you know what lapidation means. Major props, bro. Major props.
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06-05-2019, 08:42 PM | #7 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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There's also a band called Lapidation.
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06-05-2019, 09:18 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
Posts: 6,781
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I've always wanted to get trapped in a cave while scuba diving, personally, frantically hacking at the offending limb like some aquatic James Franco as the oxygen runs dry.
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06-05-2019, 10:34 PM | #9 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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Ripped apart by 5 alligators. After killing 4 of them with my bare hands, once the waves in the pond settle, and the blood and spit and teeth stop flying, I crawl out of the waters, pulling my bleeding body to the warm grass. I'll roll myself over from my stomach to stare up at a clear blue sky. My wounds continue seeping blood, but it's too late for me. I want my last moments on earth to be a horrible, bitter battle with my full strength, full of pain and fear, and in the end I'm ultimately victorious in only lengthening my lifespan by a few moments, because that's really what life is. Then, out underneath the sky, I pass.
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06-05-2019, 10:37 PM | #10 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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Willikers
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06-05-2019, 10:38 PM | #11 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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What happens to number five though?
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06-05-2019, 10:38 PM | #12 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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I want to die quickly. One hit/shot and I fade into the Great Darkness.
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06-05-2019, 10:39 PM | #13 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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Does he get away or do you let him go so he can tell your story?
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06-05-2019, 10:39 PM | #14 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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06-05-2019, 10:43 PM | #15 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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06-05-2019, 10:43 PM | #16 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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06-05-2019, 11:19 PM | #17 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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06-05-2019, 11:19 PM | #18 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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Or possibly maybe just playin' the Hemingway flute when my body breaks down so much that life isn't worth living.
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06-05-2019, 11:26 PM | #19 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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The thought of suddenly blinking out of existence without seeing it coming is deeply upsetting to me
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06-05-2019, 11:30 PM | #20 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,746
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Killed by the alien
From the movie alien It can do the thing with the lil mouth if it wants, or even poke its tail thru me, whatever |
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06-05-2019, 11:37 PM | #21 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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I want the whole fucking planet to explode; death needs to be a group effort
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06-06-2019, 12:11 AM | #22 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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splat
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06-06-2019, 01:05 AM | #23 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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06-06-2019, 01:05 AM | #24 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent
Posts: 6,254
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06-06-2019, 09:06 AM | #25 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
Posts: 6,569
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I love space and I like planets and stuff, and the thought of being part of some awesome and rare cosmic mishap appeals to me |
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06-06-2019, 09:13 AM | #26 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
Posts: 6,569
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Alternatively, being executed as a dissident or subversive artist by the Trump regime, preferably by getting real-life noscoped by 69_NoobSlayerMAGA_420 because they hired GamerGaters to be their version of the SS, called Truth Squad or something equally amazing
I'd like this because it's a half-noble, half LOL ending to my tale, and because it'd mean the world I'm leaving behind is apocalyptically awful and I won't be missing out |
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06-06-2019, 06:27 PM | #27 |
Oblivious Virgin
Location: nigh the void
Posts: 42
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i want to disappear into the void
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06-06-2019, 10:26 PM | #28 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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Overdosing on heroin the first time I use it.
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06-09-2019, 10:11 PM | #29 |
Ownz
Posts: 905
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ive been wanting to get a pistol but havent because i figured itd make it too easy to kill myself, but then i was thinking i could get a .22 pistol and then a) ammo is cheap and available and b) id prolly just painfully injure myself in a self-infliction scenario which is enough of a deterrent i wouldnt need to worry about the suicide thing. only problem now is that a .22 pistol is pretty much the most pussy gun available. its getting harder and harder to be a white man in america.
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06-09-2019, 10:22 PM | #30 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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What does cost of ammo matter when you are buying just one bullet, and you don’t even have to worry about spending your last cent?
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