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Old 05-19-2014, 07:23 PM   #31
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I guess that would explain why bardy isn't a fossil

 
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:37 PM   #32
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I mean, margin

 
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Old 05-19-2014, 08:11 PM   #33
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I hate self help platitudes. Especially in relation to the business community, which likes to expouse that nonsense. I've sat through countless business seminars over the years that could all be summed up by one or two lame self help statements. They all boil down to a perspective that sees happiness, success, failure and misery as simple choices. IE. if you're happy and rich you must have earned it. If you're miserable and poor you must deserve it.
When I was 17 (and trying to die a lot) my parents sent me to this sort of counseling out of town with lots of other people who were going through depression or needed a guidance in life (no idea what that would be called - not a seminar, more like a retreat?). Anyway, we weren't allowed phones or any outside contact for four days, and had lots of activities that were so typical of self-help + the added benefit of religious undertones. The guy leading it was some big business dude, so my parents (who do not believe in psychology) thought it was a legit thing in which I should participate.

I sorta liked it cause they made me walk on "fire." My favorite part was the activity where you had to shout insults at people until they broke down... and then you hugged them. 17 yr old me yelling PRETENTIOUS (?) at 55 year old businessmen, some of whom worked with my parents, was so weird. Then on the last day we received letters from our loved ones (just my family really) and when everything was over they played "Angels" by Robbie Williams lollol I mean... Not a single thing was achieved by those four days.

 
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Old 05-19-2014, 08:50 PM   #34
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Hey bards i know youre never gonna post in this thread again but we'd all really appreciate if you came back here and gloated about how wonderful you life is and remind all the sad sacks that happiness is a choice
Remember that one time she came back to just post how boring we are for participating in some boring topic, probably like what dreams we have, and then Sarah Casey linked us to a bunch of boring threads she started including one that was the same topic she had just called boring? Yeah.

 
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Old 05-19-2014, 09:11 PM   #35
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my life is great. i'm a pilot now

 
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Old 05-19-2014, 09:52 PM   #36
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Old 05-19-2014, 10:07 PM   #37
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http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/at...g?d=1351192121

 
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Old 05-19-2014, 10:09 PM   #38
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i picked the wrong day to quit huffing glue

 
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Old 05-19-2014, 10:18 PM   #39
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Remember that one time she came back to just post how boring we are for participating in some boring topic, probably like what dreams we have, and then Sarah Casey linked us to a bunch of boring threads she started including one that was the same topic she had just called boring? Yeah.
you're boring for remembering that, by the way.

 
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Old 05-19-2014, 10:38 PM   #40
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I hate self help platitudes. Especially in relation to the business community, which likes to expouse that nonsense. I've sat through countless business seminars over the years that could all be summed up by one or two lame self help statements. They all boil down to a perspective that sees happiness, success, failure and misery as simple choices. IE. if you're happy and rich you must have earned it. If you're miserable and poor you must deserve it.
and this is why we keep ruining the economy

 
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Old 05-21-2014, 08:36 PM   #41
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Bardy quit netphoria.

 
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Old 05-21-2014, 08:37 PM   #42
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good

 
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Old 05-23-2014, 06:37 PM   #43
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Bardy. I came up with that.

Wonder how her tits are holding up. According to my calculations they're unfortunately approaching her belly button.

 
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Old 05-23-2014, 08:36 PM   #44
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i wonder if she has spawned

it's always annoying how people who have spawned believe they are some how better people by producing yet more human parasites to choke the life out of mother gaia

 
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Old 05-23-2014, 09:52 PM   #45
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stop talking like you 're in the movie 10 Things I Hate About You

 
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Old 05-23-2014, 09:59 PM   #46
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wait what? they talk like that? what the fuck i thought i came up with that what the fuck is this

 
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:10 PM   #47
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edit/wrong thread

 
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:40 PM   #48
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margarine

 
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Old 05-23-2014, 11:26 PM   #49
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edit/wrong thread
*shakes fist*

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 02:51 PM   #50
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you shouldnt shake your fist at her. why do you hate women so much?

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 05:45 PM   #51
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"i stopped using yahoo 8 months ago. why do you still use it? i've also moved on. to twitter. where i'm famous. for nothing. you know, social media? this thing EVERYONE has been talking about. infact i get it through my satellite television. right out here in the middle of nowhere on in amphetamine wonderland called a park. but with trailers in it." this place is sad every time someone tries to point out it's sad and fails at hurting anyone's feelings. at least brag about some shit. or do you want us to stalk you and find out how loser your life is on twitter instead of here.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 07:53 PM   #52
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i thought i was on the up-turn, but maybe not.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:19 PM   #53
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i thought i was on the up-turn,

Then I showed up.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:54 PM   #54
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nah.

5 years gets forgotten in 3 weeks. The hate is strong but at the same time the depression is strong.

Do fat girls ever find love?

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:56 PM   #55
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I was gonna say yes but realized that not really, not most of them. Cause even when they do their generally low self esteem and feeling of inadequacy ruins their relationship. It's pretty tragic.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:57 PM   #56
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so what you're saying is i should probably end it now?

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:00 PM   #57
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Just stop minding that you are fat and thinking it makes you a lesser person (or stop trying to hide that you feel like a lesser person behind too much pride which doesn't seem like your problem)

OR lose the weight if you can't do the former.

If neither of these things are achieveable, then yes, probably you should possibly potentially maybe kill yourself.

I'm hesitating so no one can say I pushed you to suicide if you get to it.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:01 PM   #58
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ok i know what to do now.

 
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:03 PM   #59
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I wash my hands of all responsibility.




Oh shit...



Ok don't do it you're a beautiful person....or something.

 
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