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Old 03-08-2007, 06:33 AM   #1
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Default do you guys think it's time for a bodily fluid exchange?

Bile, blood, breast milk, saliva, semen, sweat, urine, vomit, feces... pick whatever you want to exchange.

i want exchange tears with julio.

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:37 AM   #2
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I want to brick right in Julio's mouth

and hope he chokes on it

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:37 AM   #3
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i want to exchange breast milk with elvis

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:41 AM   #4
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I have lots of semen laying around if you guys want it

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:42 AM   #5
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How about any breast milk?

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:45 AM   #6
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also disappointed no mention of menses

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:47 AM   #7
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i want to exchange breast milk with elvis
pre edit was delightfully creepy

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:47 AM   #8
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also disappointed no mention of menses
I have some I can share

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:55 AM   #9
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I love the taste of a man! Whoo-Gaa!!

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:56 AM   #10
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Amniotic fluid surrounding a fetus (which is released to the outside world in childbirth)
Aqueous humour
Bile
Blood and blood plasma
Cerumen also known as earwax
Cowper's fluid or pre-ejaculatory fluid
Chyle
Chyme
Female ejaculate
Interstitial fluid
Lymph
Menses
Breast milk
Mucus (including snot and phlegm)
Pleural fluid
Pus
Saliva
Sebum (skin oil)
Semen
Serum
Sweat
Tears
Urine
Vaginal lubrication
Vomit
Feces, while not generally classed as a body fluid, are often treated similarly to body fluids, and are sometimes fluid or semi-fluid in nature.

Internal body fluids, which are not usually leaked or excreted to the outside world, *******:

cerebrospinal fluid surrounding the brain and the spinal cord
synovial fluid surrounding bone joints
intracellular fluid is the fluid inside cells
blood
aqueous humour and vitreous humour the fluids in the eyeball.

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:57 AM   #11
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pre edit was delightfully creepy
yeah you were too quick to respond. i don't want your breast milk. no offense

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:01 AM   #12
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would you want my friend Sarah's breast milk?

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:25 AM   #13
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would you want my friend Sarah's breast milk?
i would drink her diarrhea

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:39 AM   #14
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creepy.

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:43 AM   #15
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cerebrospinal fluid surrounding the brain and the spinal cord
synovial fluid surrounding bone joints
intracellular fluid is the fluid inside cells
blood
aqueous humour and vitreous humour the fluids in the eyeball.
Cerebospinal fluids and blood are something special.

I hope mine are extracted and put into good use after I die. That, or that I die in such a way where they are splattered and rendered unusable.

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 02:18 PM   #16
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I always combine this with the postcard exchange. Saves postage.

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 02:24 PM   #17
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i just started my period today. who's got dibs on my period blood?

 
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Old 03-08-2007, 02:44 PM   #18
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yo right here
mix it up w/ vodka
now thats a bloody caeser i can get into!

 
Old 03-08-2007, 03:03 PM   #19
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+rep for tasty.

 
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