Guys, can we talk about MonteIT's official Twitter page?

[TuralyonW3]

Monte is an intolerant Mormon fuck

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

no asshole what the fuck is wrong with you that you just assume this has to do with seeing the pumpkins

1. Monte posts thread "I will fly you to SF on my dime." Go find it, it's epic.
2. D and yo soy el mejor take him up on the offer. he intends to shoot for a United States video.
3. D and Yo get there and it's basically hangin out monty style and it's all kind of weird. Every picture of D. he's making that "OMG GET ME OUT OF HERE" smile.
4. takes a lot of video of Yo sleeping (she is a female) for some reason.
5. Both come back, say he's weird and the whole thing was just uncomfortable.
6. United States video never released.

My bad dude. I assumed cause i remember Monte working on some project were he had multiple cameras filming an SP show... So i thought thats what was being discussed.

Haha those threads were epic though. I'm surprised more people never took him up on that offer though. I mean just spending sometime filming for his video and getting to party it up in San Fran sounds pretty epic in even the most awkward of situations.

[Trotskilicious]

well it's still monte

[Caine Walker]

and "party" is not the word i would use to describe what happened during their, uh... stint in san fran.

[D.]

Originally Posted by The Omega Concern

hey...that monkey pic must be on Angel Island. you can't really get that angle of the bridge from anywhere else.

angel island was really beautiful, i cannot lie.

[exactlythesame]

i live for this sort of shit to happen to me

it would have been the essential awkward trip of a lifetime, and had i been there it would have been expertly documented

[Starla]

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

Monte is an intolerant Mormon fuck

And he won't allow his wife post here because it's too defrauding

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

and "party" is not the word i would use to describe what happened during their, uh... stint in san fran.

Probably not. But didn't they have a lot of time to do their own thing as well? Still pretty rad of Jonathan monte

[SlingeroGuitaro]

"Rad" and "Jonathan Monte" should never be used together

[Trotskilicious]

this johnny come lately is making waves and i don't like it

DON'T ROCK THE BOAT KID

[exactlythesame]

yeah there's no such thing as critical thinking here, sir!

[Trotskilicious]

critical thinkers would think it's weird that a strangeo would pay for two people to stay in san francisco for what was it, 3-4 days?

i mean a normal man would get some prostitutes. or actual actors, maybe friends of his but monte doesn't have any friends even if he pays for them.

so prostitutes. but he's mormon. so he sucks.

[Trotskilicious]

but seriously don't you think monte would have come out ahead if he just put an ad on craigslist for actors? my buddy did this and didn't even have to really pay anyone they just wanted to have fun doing a movie.

but then again he fucking FINISHED IT

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

critical thinkers would think it's weird that a strangeo would pay for two people to stay in san francisco for what was it, 3-4 days?

i mean a normal man would get some prostitutes. or actual actors, maybe friends of his but monte doesn't have any friends even if he pays for them.

so prostitutes. but he's mormon. so he sucks.

Haha I'm not saying that I dont think it was strange. Obviously it makes no sense to shell out huge fucking money like that to 2 people who dont even have any interest in acting just for the purpose of "featuring netphorians" in his video.

But it must have been a rad as fuck deal for the people involved to jump at the offer... How it benefited Monte in anyway I have no idea.

[SlingeroGuitaro]

I'm waiting for monte to write a 'twilight' type novel based on the band. In crayon.

[Netphorian Gadabout]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

but then again he fucking FINISHED IT

You forgot the




*Information Technology

[Trotskilicious]

hahaha dammit that would have been good

[Phoenix Down]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

but yeah i mean d did get a vacation paid for by some silly mormon with more money than sense

you know the fact that monty can pay for two people to fly to SF and hang out with him is pretty much proof positive that capitalism doesn't reward the just. I mean, the guy's a fucking idiot.

Are you poor by any chance?

[Trotskilicious]

i'm not rich and i'm a fucking genius

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lol
yeah right

[Cool As Ice Cream]

books
fuck yeah!

[Phoenix Down]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i'm not rich and i'm a fucking genius

b/c u noe how many ppl are in the usa?

[IWishIWasBlank]

Monte Nostaliga... just soaking it in.

[bunny]

*FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING TWAT IWISHIWASAFUCKINGTWATFAGGOT

[Grox]

is Monte dead yet?

[IWishIWasBlank]

Resurrected the thread by accident. Sorry everyone. Sorry.

Also.. for bunny... *than

[Ram27]

what in the fuck

this is the worst thing i've ever read




also

the public scenes are in "costume" but not in a chicken suite.

[IWishIWasBlank]

Were you not here when Monte was around? Virtually every post, even if it was one sentence, was littered with little golden nuggets of Monteisms like 'chicken suite.' Now, he'll try to blame that on the Blackberry or other mobile device that he was posting from at the time, but one cannot consistently make that many typos because of a mobile device.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

it was also because he was going thru the backroads

[Starla]

Is billy still supporting the Crestfallen site?