Guys, can we talk about MonteIT's official Twitter page?

D. · 06-13-2011, 09:32 PM

or should we just merge it with his yourlifeisnotyourown micropenis jonthan monte thread?

http://twitter.com/#!/monteit

I love that it has/had one follower.

duovamp · 06-13-2011, 09:37 PM

lol micropenis IT*.

*Information Technology

SlingeroGuitaro · 06-13-2011, 09:46 PM

He sure is a busy guy

D. · 06-13-2011, 09:48 PM

mormon jonathan monte steals bootlegs micropenis gay-basher ape costume

Trotskilicious · 06-13-2011, 10:18 PM

is this how you treat someone who bought you a vacation???

D. · 06-13-2011, 10:22 PM

You should see the threads I made about the guy who I met in West Virginia.

Trotskilicious · 06-13-2011, 10:32 PM

monte is a star

SlingeroGuitaro · 06-14-2011, 12:11 AM

Starfish maybe

Banana · 06-14-2011, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

is this how you treat someone who bought you a vacation???

It is kind of fucked up that D is talking all this shit when you really think about it.

fuzzyroes · 06-14-2011, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

It is kind of fucked up that D is talking all this shit when you really think about it.

What Monte paid for this guys vacation to see the Pumpkins? Man thats fucking awesome of Monte. And yet the guy still disses him. Fuck man SP fans are a bunch of cunts.

Banana · 06-14-2011, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

What Monte paid for this guys vacation to see the Pumpkins? Man thats fucking awesome of Monte. And yet the guy still disses him. Fuck man SP fans are a bunch of cunts.

No, Monte paid for him and another user here to fly out to his parents house for a few days so that he could video tape them under the false promise that he was going to make some music video that never came to be.

Starla · 06-14-2011, 02:52 AM

Where is monte's wife? Is she allowed to get on the computer? He never talks about her. This concerns me.

Trotskilicious · 06-14-2011, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

What Monte paid for this guys vacation to see the Pumpkins? Man thats fucking awesome of Monte. And yet the guy still disses him. Fuck man SP fans are a bunch of cunts.

no asshole what the fuck is wrong with you that you just assume this has to do with seeing the pumpkins

1. Monte posts thread "I will fly you to SF on my dime." Go find it, it's epic.
2. D and yo soy el mejor take him up on the offer. he intends to shoot for a United States video.
3. D and Yo get there and it's basically hangin out monty style and it's all kind of weird. Every picture of D. he's making that "OMG GET ME OUT OF HERE" smile.
4. takes a lot of video of Yo sleeping (she is a female) for some reason.
5. Both come back, say he's weird and the whole thing was just uncomfortable.
6. United States video never released.

Trotskilicious · 06-14-2011, 03:16 AM

but yeah i mean d did get a vacation paid for by some silly mormon with more money than sense

you know the fact that monty can pay for two people to fly to SF and hang out with him is pretty much proof positive that capitalism doesn't reward the just. I mean, the guy's a fucking idiot.

Cool As Ice Cream · 06-14-2011, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

1. Monte posts thread "I will fly you to SF on my dime." Go find it, it's epic.

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=156633

Future Boy · 06-14-2011, 06:41 AM

more importantly:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157841

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

The Jesus · 06-14-2011, 09:50 AM

I think he did things to **** and D.

Bad and dirty things.

Pizza Club · 06-14-2011, 10:26 AM

I saw him comment on an Engadget article using this name. He didn't know how to update his phone.

n00b.

emotionalfriend · 06-14-2011, 12:23 PM

After reading those two threads, it's now official that Monte is the creepiest guy on the internet.

wHATcOLOR · 06-14-2011, 05:00 PM

monteit MonteIT.com
Feeling very sick. Might not be avaliable on Monday. Check here for updates

D. · 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=156633

I wish you/someone could find the thread either I or Monte made after the meetup or during the meetup. There was one pretty big one where he posted the "teaser" videos and everyone laughed and then he canceled the project, all in one big thread. Then there were like, continuation threads I made while I was in the motel room.

D. · 06-14-2011, 05:42 PM

nevermind, here's one: http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157836

emotionalfriend · 06-14-2011, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

nevermind, here's one: http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157836

Oh, thank you! I was kind of sad when I finished the other threads and realized there were no more.

D. · 06-14-2011, 06:50 PM

further: http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=158152

Trotskilicious · 06-14-2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

monteit MonteIT.com
Feeling very sick. Might not be avaliable on Monday. Check here for updates

there were no updates, he must have died

killtrocity · 06-14-2011, 07:25 PM

http://www.monteit.com/briana&ape.jpg

mormon jonathan monte steals bootlegs micropenis gay-basher ape costume sick fuck information technology

Trotskilicious · 06-14-2011, 07:31 PM

OPTIMIZE THAT SEARCH ENGINE LIKE A BOSS

The Omega Concern · 06-14-2011, 09:44 PM

hey...that monkey pic must be on Angel Island. you can't really get that angle of the bridge from anywhere else.

Venom · 06-15-2011, 12:33 AM

God, he's off his damn rocker.

SlingeroGuitaro · 06-15-2011, 01:25 AM

You think Monte and that Chrischan guy would be friends?

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