Just because I've never done one before...ask Jinkas!

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 09:21 AM

Go ahead, ask me!

i wanna die · 06-10-2004, 09:47 AM

how come your threads sink so rapidly?

2Marlon2Brando · 06-10-2004, 09:48 AM

why do girls get offended when you look through their purse when they are in the shower?

machinaddict · 06-10-2004, 09:49 AM

just who the hell are you?

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by i wanna die
how come your threads sink so rapidly?

must be the bag of cement i tie around each thread's neck

...oh the cement's just for the weight, dear...

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
why do girls get offended when you look through their purse when they are in the shower?

they don't want you to use all their tampons to control your diarrhea (sp?) problem

ProgressChrome · 06-10-2004, 09:50 AM

where do you live?

machinaddict · 06-10-2004, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by Jinkas
AIM: ServantLDS

are you the new monte?

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by machinaddict
just who the hell are you?

your mother's sister's son's cousin

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by ProgressChrome
where do you live?

madison, wi

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by machinaddict

are you the new monte?

not a chance...yes, i'm "mormon," but i consider myself a bit more normal

2Marlon2Brando · 06-10-2004, 09:52 AM

do you live?

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
do you live?

for the time being, yes

ProgressChrome · 06-10-2004, 09:55 AM

can we count on your pledge?

2Marlon2Brando · 06-10-2004, 09:57 AM

if you are standing up, can you bend over and touch your toes?

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by ProgressChrome
can we count on your pledge?

pledge just gets your wood all gunked up and creepy looking...it's much better to use a professional wood cleaner, if you can afford it...

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
if you are standing up, can you bend over and touch your toes?

nope...well, maybe if i really lunge downward i can, but not for any sustained period of time

ProgressChrome · 06-10-2004, 10:00 AM

how long can you stand on one foot before falling over?

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by ProgressChrome
how long can you stand on one foot before falling over?

what a morbid question! i suppose if someone had really big feet and i cut one off i could stand on it until i got really thirsty...if someone was bringing me food and drink and i had a wall to lean on and sleep against, i could stand on that foot until it rotted away! a small foot, however...now that's a story of a different color!

2Marlon2Brando · 06-10-2004, 10:06 AM

if your girlfriend was made of peanut butter, would you eat her to stay alive?

drtydog31 · 06-10-2004, 10:07 AM

Is that rash on your genitals contagious?

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
if your girlfriend was made of peanut butter, would you eat her to stay alive?

if i had a girlfriend made of peanut butter i'd probably eat her so that my wife didn't find out...which, incidentally, would probably also keep me alive

twilightfadez · 06-10-2004, 10:15 AM

are you a tr00 fan? if so, prove it.

drtydog31 · 06-10-2004, 10:19 AM

Why does your question thread suck so much? twilightfadez's owns yours.

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by drtydog31
Is that rash on your genitals contagious?

you aren't getting close enough to find out

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by twilightfadez
are you a tr00 fan? if so, prove it.

proven by not having a teenybopper "z" in my name

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by drtydog31
Why does your question thread suck so much? twilightfadez's owns yours.

i guess i'm just not down wit' teh WITTTT!

twilightfadez · 06-10-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by Jinkas

proven by not having a teenybopper "z" in my name

when did you register here?

12-17-1999

i registered in 1998. therefore

twilightfadez > jinkas

Jinkas · 06-10-2004, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by twilightfadez

when did you register here?

12-17-1999

i registered in 1998. therefore

twilightfadez > jinkas

not fair...you answered the question for me!

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i wanna die Banned Location: the apocalypse Posts: 2,584	how come your threads sink so rapidly?

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2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,514	why do girls get offended when you look through their purse when they are in the shower?

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2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,514	do you live?

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ProgressChrome Apocalyptic Poster Location: Waterloo, Ontario Posts: 2,900	can we count on your pledge?

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2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,514	if you are standing up, can you bend over and touch your toes?

06-10-2004, 10:00 AM	#18
ProgressChrome Apocalyptic Poster Location: Waterloo, Ontario Posts: 2,900	how long can you stand on one foot before falling over?

06-10-2004, 10:06 AM	#20
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,514	if your girlfriend was made of peanut butter, would you eat her to stay alive?

06-10-2004, 10:07 AM	#21
drtydog31 Ownz Location: Arizona Posts: 644	Is that rash on your genitals contagious?

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drtydog31 Ownz Location: Arizona Posts: 644	Why does your question thread suck so much? twilightfadez's owns yours.