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Old 04-07-2018, 08:05 AM   #31
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another classic off the cuff edited post from Lawren

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Old 04-07-2018, 09:51 AM   #32
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I was just thinking about this song for some reason and LOOKIE HERE!!! a thread!!

the moon must be in retrograde, how serendipity

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 10:58 AM   #33
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:04 AM   #34
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after that whole parenthesis thing, i feel compelled to point out your wrongful usage of the dash in that sentence - which is using no space before it - which is shortly only made worse by the placement of another dash amid "self" and "aware".

you essentially created this awkward little mutant freak of a sentence - "the least self" - and placed it asymmetrically in between two dashes, forever leaning rightward; profane, but not unloved; doomed, but not without hope.

i got no sides in this argument, all i care about is grammar.
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:05 AM   #35
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it is no longer friday

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:05 AM   #36
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let us remember that ****** majored in English but wanted to have a protracted argument in favor of parentheses within parentheses

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:06 AM   #37
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these things happen (saturdays)

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:14 AM   #38
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I love both my parenthesis and I don't understand why another parenth should be within my parentheses

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:52 AM   #39
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:19 PM   #40
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anyone notice how I didn't say "cunt" even once this whole thread? my therapist must be so proud!

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:20 PM   #41
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but ryan does have his underage crush du jour quite often and says it's ironic or whatever, but he does make those posts and googles those photos. took a page straight out of duovamp's book.

somehow white males can convince themselves and other people that it's no big deal when they're actually just lecherous creeps.
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:20 PM   #42
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shitttt! there goes months of therapy. I take it back. I love you.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:20 PM   #43
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CUNT!!!

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:21 PM   #44
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Shit god dammit sign me up for the insane asylum!!

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:27 PM   #45
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All he wanted to do is get down on Friday.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:31 PM   #46
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I love hyphens, en-dashes, and em-dashes.

Pro-tip: you can enter an em-dash on PC by pressing ALT + 0151.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 03:00 PM   #47
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All he wanted to do is get down on Friday.
fear not, Lorne's blithering word salad did not prevent me from getting down

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 03:44 PM   #48
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My coworker used the phrase "Lorna's Salad Dressing" to refer to a particular product he wanted to buy off me. It was an in-joke because Lorna was the name of a manager at work.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:15 PM   #49
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There does seem to be a trend of him fawning over young girls. Even though Swiff is in her 20's now, most of the gifs he posts of her are from when she was a teenager.

It's also worth noting that Breeg seems to be digging Swiff a lot less now that she's pivoted to a more mature, empowering stance with her public persona.
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:22 PM   #50
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There does seem to be a trend of him fawning over young girls. Even though Swiff is in her 20's now, most of the gifs he posts of her are from when she was a teenager.
A page earlier, you were on about how a thirteen-year-old girl is "cuter than Swiffer though."

Are you trying out for the hypocrisy olympics?

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:28 PM   #51
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he and ryan are training hard.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:32 PM   #52
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Okay, so this is not like that time you referred to a sixteen-year-old Tiffani Thiessen as "eye candy," then?

Good to know that you haven't established a bit of a pattern of "appreciating" teenage girls, I suppose.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:36 PM   #53
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I'm sure she'll be pleased to learn that you approve of her appearance, man.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:39 PM   #54
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Oh, I didn't realize that you'd made that post as an adolescent.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:53 PM   #55
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fuzzy you were doing better when you relegated yourself to the SP board you fuckin dumb dick

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 06:51 PM   #56
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Okay, so this is not like that time you referred to a sixteen-year-old Tiffani Thiessen as "eye candy," then?

Good to know that you haven't established a bit of a pattern of "appreciating" teenage girls, I suppose.
yes that is who he did it with, i forgot her name. you absolutely fawned over a 16 year old saved by the bell actor, fuzzy.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 06:52 PM   #57
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Stop being a man-shamer.

If one of those women who are desperately trying to hold onto their youth, you know the kind, the type of women who are approaching their 40's and still wanna be hip... Think of the women members over at the "Sad Machines" fan group. The type of people that went to "Madame ZuZu's" and thought it was just the most awesome thing they've ever experienced... Let's say one of them quipped about AC Slater.. Would you go on and make em out to be some sort of pervert like you are to me?

Masculinity is not a bad thing. It's something that should be encouraged and celebrated (to a certain extent and in applicable situations of course)
it would be just as creepy, you fucking hypocrite. here's a hint: it's actually normal to find fully-developed teenagers attractive. it is not normal to find pubescent teenagers (more than passingly) attractive. it is not normal to fawn over either of them, because they are children first and sexual beings last

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Old 04-07-2018, 06:58 PM   #58
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There does seem to be a trend of him fawning over young girls. Even though Swiff is in her 20's now, most of the gifs he posts of her are from when she was a teenager.

It's also worth noting that Breeg seems to be digging Swiff a lot less now that she's pivoted to a more mature, empowering stance with her public persona.
Yeah, she's "in her 20s now," she was born the same year as me. She is going to be 29. I assure you, I am as invested in her as I have ever been. I don't think she'll top the 1989 record anytime soon though. Reputation was good and there are some stellar tracks, but it's not a cohesive pop masterpiece like 1989.

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Saying someone is cute has nothing to do with ones sex appeal. Swiff falls under the same category. Sure, she's cute in a 13 year old sort of way, but she's not very sexy.
she's 28 years old. rebecca black was literally half that age in the video you are referring to her as being attractive in. please explain further the context in which a drunk in his mid 30s saying an 8th grader is cute is normal or appropriate.

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What, I'm gonna wipe all of those formative years from my mind and pretend that she wasn't hot?

The human mind doesn't work that way
so you are openly admitting to the thing you just falsely accused me of, fawning over a photo of a teenager. FYI I wasn't even into Taylor Swift until her third album, at which time she was 21, and so was I. The photos I have posted of her here are mostly not of when she was a teenager and it's pretty easy to tell because she lost the curly hair after Fearless. So basically you're just a sack of shit trying to gain points in a pathetic and embarrassing way. I know you just couldn't pass up a chance to fawn over yo soy el pejor though.

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Stop being a man-shamer.

If one of those women who are desperately trying to hold onto their youth, you know the kind, the type of women who are approaching their 40's and still wanna be hip... Think of the women members over at the "Sad Machines" fan group. The type of people that went to "Madame ZuZu's" and thought it was just the most awesome thing they've ever experienced... Let's say one of them quipped about AC Slater.. Would you go on and make em out to be some sort of pervert like you are to me?

Masculinity is not a bad thing. It's something that should be encouraged and celebrated (to a certain extent and in applicable situations of course)
shut the fuck up. shut. up.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 07:51 PM   #59
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I jacked off to Lisa more than kelly. and of course I whacked it to screenshots of showgirls more than once.
however they're all second tier to winnie cooper and Marsha Brady
and the threes company girls omg

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 08:01 PM   #60
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This man speaks the truth. I love Winnie. Her innocent charm radiated through the television screen.

I was drunk on the bus with a few buddies a while back and I saw this young girl who looked a lot like her. I told her she looked like Winnie Cooper and she and her friends had no idea who it was, and then one of them googled her and they were all like EWWWWW and she was all offended about it.

Fucking millennials!
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