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Old 03-27-2017, 08:38 AM   #211
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so pissed at myself, i left out my bag of cold cuts from publix today. i usually buy prepackaged but today i sprung for the good stuff. it's been sitting on my counter for 8 hours now. i mean it's only like $10 worth so it's not like i'm out a ton of money, but i really wanted a sammich
What kinda meats we talkin'? Cuz if it's salami or some other cured meat, it'd still be OK to eat (probably).

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 09:16 AM   #212
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I'd definitely try it before tossing it.

It's probably still fine... unless the weather is super hot and humid.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 09:25 AM   #213
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So last night some guys were stealing phone wires from the pole in front of our house.
My sister's boyfriend heard noises and caught them doing it, unfortunately he turned on the living room light while peeking out and they saw him too.

He called the cops immediately, which arrived a couple minutes after... but the stealers managed to stay out of sight until the cops left. When the cops were gone the stealers returned and started throwing rocks at our house. They did some nasty damage to the entrance, lots of broken glass.

Love living in brazil
Holy smokes, that's friekin awful, was it your mom's or the apartment? Either way having broken windows/door glass is pretty scary. What a dastardly gang of theives

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 09:27 AM   #214
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Holy smokes, that's friekin awful, was it your mom's or the apartment? Either way having broken windows/door glass is pretty scary. What a dastardly gang of theives
At my mom's. I woke up when they were throwing rocks because it sounded like gunshots it was so loud.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 02:01 PM   #215
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What kinda meats we talkin'? Cuz if it's salami or some other cured meat, it'd still be OK to eat (probably).
turkey, ham, beef bolagna, american cheese

and yeah weather is humid, it's like 75 in my apartment but the humidity is very high

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 03:10 PM   #216
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Yeah, I mean, for ten bucks I certainly wouldn't risk it. Just being the devil's advocate and suggesting that it might be okay.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 03:11 PM   #217
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Feed some to a friend and if they don't get sick, you'll know it's safe.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 03:34 PM   #218
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just give it to your cat

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 03:47 PM   #219
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labelle seems to be the most hardcore netphoria.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 03:58 PM   #220
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ALL THIS FAWNING

AM UTTERLY SICK

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 03:58 PM   #221
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ALSO DONT EAT THE OLD MEAT REPRISE

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 03:59 PM   #222
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saturday i purchased wax strips and tampons from walgreens and the dude was like 'gonna be a crazy night, huh?'

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 03:59 PM   #223
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crazy painful.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 04:12 PM   #224
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was it funny or creepy?

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 04:16 PM   #225
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well, i wasn't creeped out. we chatted for a sec and he called himself annoying and i said he didn't seem annoying and he said he was a middle child. i said 'hey, me too! i get it.'

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 04:35 PM   #226
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So last night some guys were stealing phone wires from the pole in front of our house.
My sister's boyfriend heard noises and caught them doing it, unfortunately he turned on the living room light while peeking out and they saw him too.

He called the cops immediately, which arrived a couple minutes after... but the stealers managed to stay out of sight until the cops left. When the cops were gone the stealers returned and started throwing rocks at our house. They did some nasty damage to the entrance, lots of broken glass.

Love living in brazil
Christ. You mean the perpetrators weren't even scared enough of the police to leave the scene of the crime, and they just hid behind some bushes until they left or some shit? Did you get a good look at the cops' badges? Were their names "Clancy," "Eddie," and "Lou?"

You've mentioned being dissatisfied with living in Brazil a few times now. Any plans to move to another country? Costa Rica, maybe? I don't know if you speak Spanish or not, but your typed English is indistinguishable from that of a native speaker, so maybe an English-speaking country would suit you well?

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saturday i purchased wax strips and tampons from walgreens and the dude was like 'gonna be a crazy night, huh?'
I don't get it... what does he think those things are for?

Seem to be fairly mundane cosmetic and hygienic products to me.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 04:36 PM   #227
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Tampons are far from hygienic

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 04:42 PM   #228
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I don't get it... what does he think those things are for?

Seem to be fairly mundane cosmetic and hygienic products to me.
they are!

i figured dude was just trying to be funny or attempt some sort of human connection cause he works at walgreens. he's been my cashier before but i don't think he recognized me. he probably sees a lot more of me (customers) than i do of him.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 06:39 PM   #229
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Christ. You mean the perpetrators weren't even scared enough of the police to leave the scene of the crime, and they just hid behind some bushes until they left or some shit? Did you get a good look at the cops' badges? Were their names "Clancy," "Eddie," and "Lou?"

You've mentioned being dissatisfied with living in Brazil a few times now. Any plans to move to another country? Costa Rica, maybe? I don't know if you speak Spanish or not, but your typed English is indistinguishable from that of a native speaker, so maybe an English-speaking country would suit you well?
Well, I got relatives who live in Oregon in the US.
It's a very tough call to make though and very costly. I wouldn't mind going there to see how things work out though, if things keep getting more and more crazy down here.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 06:58 PM   #230
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I suppose, for some unfortunate groups in Brazil things have always been crazy

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:04 PM   #231
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Sure, the situation is still getting way worse for everyone here.

Murder rate went way up in the past few years what with the depletion of police force and strikes.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:31 PM   #232
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You've mentioned being dissatisfied with living in Brazil a few times now. Any plans to move to another country? Costa Rica, maybe?
Wouldn't that be kind of like reprise85 moving to Kuala Lumpur to escape the Floridian climate?

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 07:42 PM   #233
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Sure, the situation is still getting way worse for everyone here.

Murder rate went way up in the past few years what with the depletion of police force and strikes.
I think any country where humans work as maids for other humans is asking for trouble.

Somebody said to me that if I don't get a maid in Singapore, people will think I'm strange, because everybody does it. They work 7-7 6 days a week, and get a day off on Sunday when they get together with the other maids. They're paid $550 per month. That's around $2/hour.

Any country with a situation like that is headed for trouble. Humans can't pay other humans $2/hour to be servants and expect that to go well, long term.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:12 PM   #234
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Triple the salary of your own human purchase and you might find yourself exempt from all culling when the uprising does take place.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:14 PM   #235
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I think any country where humans work as maids for other humans is asking for trouble.
which country does this not apply to...ever in history

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:16 PM   #236
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Wouldn't that be kind of like reprise85 moving to Kuala Lumpur to escape the Floridian climate?
actually i think labelle is so far south near argentina & uruguay that its more temperate than tropical. i bet texas or the american south is probably similarish climate wise, just spitballing here

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:28 PM   #237
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It'a subtropical. It's south Florida. No picnic. Probably hardly goes below 60

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:50 PM   #238
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Triple the salary of your own human purchase and you might find yourself exempt from all culling when the uprising does take place.
That's still $6/hour which is half the minimum wage for my friend's 18 year old son, and half the amount he is getting for standing behind a counter at Hot Dollar. It just feels all kinds of wrong.

 
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:51 PM   #239
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which country does this not apply to...ever in history
in history...but right now, here in Australia, and also in New Zealand, it is illegal to pay someone $2/hour to clean your house for 12 hours/day, 6 days a week.

 
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Although I was mostly commenting on crime rates via analogy, my closest experience to walking in LaBelle's geographical All Stars did involve even the backs of my fingers sweating. That would have been a good ninety minute flight inland from her, though, which would not have helped matters at all.

 
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