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Old 04-24-2018, 11:09 AM   #7261
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Yes, really good. I love you.

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 11:40 AM   #7262
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how was his breath?

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 12:37 PM   #7263
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Already somewhat minty fresh. Didn't even have that distinct smell of body odour and mouthwash that some people in that position seem to have. He was legit fresh.

I unironically am kinda pleased with myself that I asserted myself and didn't feel obligated to do it. I also usually am unable to turn down charities, but I did so twice within the last little while, even one whose representative was quite pushy. I usually feel too bad to say no, and am already donating to several despite being cash-strapped.

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 01:58 PM   #7264
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good job man.

we have two guys who routinely ask for money in the shopping center where i work. one of them plays clarinet and plays along to background tracks. the other dude literally has a cardboard sign in red letters "money to feed orphan children" or something like that, about feeding orphan children. like, i wonder if he thinks anyone really thinks that is who they are giving money to. i always want to take a pic but i feel bad

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 02:39 PM   #7265
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i don't like giving monies and sometimes giving a dollar feels like it could be condescending; what the heck can you buy with a dollar?

once i withdrew $20 to go have some brews with pals and one ended up footing the bill so i found myself going home with $20 in my pocket. on the train a man (looked new to homelessness) was sheepishly asking for money so i just gave him the 20 since i hadn't planned on having it, anyway. i really hope he bought a pizza or lots of snacks. that's the most i've ever given.

couple weeks back though i was coming into work early so i stopped at pret-a-manger to get oatmeal and i saw a man outside asking for change. i told him i was going inside and asked if he wanted breakfast or coffee, but he wanted grapefruit juice. i bought him two so he could drink one right away and have one to look forward to later. boy, he was so happy; that made my day.

i saw him again today, but i just said 'good morning'

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:47 PM   #7266
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i've never drunk mouthwash

i have eaten nutmeg tho for what it's worth

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:55 PM   #7267
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in atlanta surrounded by german speaking mofos

bram i am coming over!

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 04:40 PM   #7268
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please find out if their accent is Germany or Austria before you decide if you are going to shit or piss on them!
(if it's Switzerland - do both.)

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 12:01 AM   #7269
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Hi,

I'm so fucked up right now,
I am drunk on cheap cachaça because english is confusing and I am listening to breakcore because everything sucks down here, but it sounds alright, you know

I've been selfsabotaging myself since I don't know when because everything sucks... I moved to a small town with a promised job, only to find out, the job opportunity was a scam and I depend on my mother to pay the bills, thank god I don't have to pay for rent...

I am living in the poorest region of this small town, and I know that is the reason why they didin't accept me on that fancy english school, fuck them, it's my fault, I should have never told them I live on the equivalent to favela in this town...

i don't know english afterall, and I don't care...

sorry, I'm completely drunk, ignore thi if you can

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 12:20 AM   #7270
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sorry to let you down

everything is the same


you know, worse, but the same

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 02:50 AM   #7271
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i am in germany. i smoked a cigarette and immediately had to take a dump.

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 02:50 AM   #7272
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sorry to let you down

everything is the same


you know, worse, but the same
tales of a scorched ass!

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 02:52 AM   #7273
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in atlanta surrounded by german speaking mofos

bram i am coming over!
should i be alarmed?

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 02:53 AM   #7274
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sorry, I'm completely drunk, ignore thi if you can
i can't!

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 03:19 AM   #7275
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should i be aroused?

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 03:35 AM   #7276
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this place blows btw. i come here and find: ifuktyourmom and no one else.


 
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Old 04-25-2018, 03:49 AM   #7277
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why did you smoke a cigarette in germany?

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 05:10 AM   #7278
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because my parents are in greece


 
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Old 04-25-2018, 05:10 AM   #7279
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damn i missed a train and my connections fuck i suck at this

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 05:13 AM   #7280
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toase, mister turtle!

.... turtle-hug? (how do turtles hug, by crawling on top of each other? never mind then.)


Tookling might be gracing Germany because his likely destination Austria is that insignificant, that there are hardly any direct flights from the US. And a cigarette on European soil is better than trying to get pot around an airport -and since Tookling has to consume something, a cigarette was the end result.

How far off is my theory?

Oh hey, willkommen fast daheim, du Arschloch!

Here to help, where you at, Frankfurt? You have a train ticket from Deutsche Bahn, yes? You can take the next train, most likely, unless you find a specific train name on your ticket. I am jealous, you shit. I want to go to Austria, too! (Do I??)

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 07:41 AM   #7281
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deutsche bahn is out to fuck you

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 08:30 AM   #7282
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i finally got to my train in salzburg. took the scenic route through bayern three trains and a bus. turned out well, but my cousin is probably pissed (she was supposed to pick me up in vienna around now lol).

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 08:45 AM   #7283
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Austria in the spring is sooo pretty! Wow this place is amazing.

The weed plan was to get a little hash in Vienna and later boil it in milk in Bosnia (I will have a studio to myself for a week or so). But those border crossings (Slovenia/Croatia and Croatia/Bosnia) really bother me.

I'm torn.

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 09:06 AM   #7284
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ah you came from Munich, so you got the money shot couple of minutes before central station, when you cross the river, to your right?

(slightly different angle)



and fuck no, don't, unless you are going by bus to Bosnia. From what I hear, you have the "Aktion Scharf" currently on ÖBB trains - illegal immigration. Aka cops randomly searching trains. Do NOT transport even half a g of pot on a train South. Like this is a fucking no brainer, Took. You do not want to be held by cops, along with dozens of Romanians, by cops who speak very little English, and then have the entire hassle with your passport, proof of residence in the US, your embassy being informed. Like are you fucking kidding me. For pot? For pot you can get for a quarter of what you will pay in Vienna for it in Bosnia? Don't be an idiot, it's just fucking pot, you will survive without getting stoned, too.


Can you spit somewhere for me? How long will you be in Salzburg or are you already out and headed to Vienna?

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 09:07 AM   #7285
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:39 AM   #7286
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yeah i got a seven second view of the castle.

i might not get that hash. i am going by bus but still. you make some good points. way too risky.

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:45 AM   #7287
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awww europe

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:46 AM   #7288
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it's everywhere i'm not

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 12:56 PM   #7289
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yeah i got a seven second view of the castle.

i might not get that hash. i am going by bus but still. you make some good points. way too risky.
might not? don't be true to your screen name dude.

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 08:31 PM   #7290
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hey sorry about yesterday

thanks reprise

 
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