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Old 04-11-2018, 11:55 PM   #31
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shut the fuck up pinecone

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 01:13 AM   #32
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you liked slappin yer salami huh
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anyone using a euphemism for masturbation reminds me of keanu reeves in parenthood, I mean that's a pretty straightforward association for anyone to have
i'm a fan of "choke the chicken"

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:46 AM   #33
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:55 AM   #34
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flick the booger?

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 09:22 AM   #35
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finger the bean?

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 09:30 AM   #36
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Fingering the Fava

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 09:32 AM   #37
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Old 04-12-2018, 10:53 AM   #38
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have y'all noticed how violent male euphemisms for masturbation are?

choke, beat, slap, etc.

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 10:55 AM   #39
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have y'all noticed how violent male euphemisms for masturbation are?

choke, beat, slap, etc.

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 06:24 PM   #40
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Stomp.

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 06:33 PM   #41
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I'm not sure if I find it more disturbing that netphoria had a boob album or that it was largely filled with photos people had posted here of their own free will

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 06:43 PM   #42
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this thread is a disappointment. a netphorian once sent me a sex tape she made with an ex. that was a little more exciting. not gonna tell you who it was, though.
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Old 04-12-2018, 06:56 PM   #43
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My guess is that her username started with an "E".

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 07:09 PM   #44
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My guess is that her username started with an "E".
good guess, but no!


 
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Old 04-12-2018, 07:10 PM   #45
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...2001, jesus christ.

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 07:11 PM   #46
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baby aiden has probably lost his virginity.

 
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Old 04-12-2018, 07:16 PM   #47
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you just had to be there

 
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Old 04-16-2018, 11:58 PM   #48
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The fact that this place is still around - and that I still come here, like 20 years after I first found it - is frankly nuts. And yet, here we all are.

 
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Old 04-17-2018, 07:07 AM   #49
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The fact that this place is still around - and that I still come here, like 20 years after I first found it - is frankly nuts. And yet, here we all are.
it is totally nuts. most of the 90s internet forums no longer exist (I assume). when I was playing around with the internet archive to find evidence of the boob album, I was able to find my first username, registered march 2000, when I was 18 and a couple months from high school graduation. and now here it is 18 more years later, WTF.

 
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Old 04-17-2018, 07:28 AM   #50
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what was your first username, registered march 2000?

 
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Old 04-17-2018, 07:26 PM   #51
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jazz is played from the heart. you can live by it. always love it.

 
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Old 04-17-2018, 11:09 PM   #52
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Old 04-18-2018, 02:05 AM   #53
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omg omg omg

my "Join Date: 04-22-2004"

 
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Old 04-18-2018, 08:25 PM   #54
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Old 04-18-2018, 10:33 PM   #55
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this thread is a disappointment. a netphorian once sent me a sex tape she made with an ex. that was a little more exciting. not gonna tell you who it was, though.
she also sent me this

 
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:57 AM   #56
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How has dogfucker escaped muting?

this is what i want to know

 
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:58 AM   #57
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i mean look at his goddamn avatar

atrocious!

 
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Old 04-19-2018, 09:41 AM   #58
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I always think I'm looking at the guy from Orgy.

 
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Old 04-19-2018, 06:21 PM   #59
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because liz fraser is a god

 
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Old 04-19-2018, 06:51 PM   #60
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she also sent me this
hopefully she didn't send you the one i made with her.
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