Friday/Saturday drunk or otherwise thread

[Elphenor]

there is nothing wrong with travel I guess

[Elphenor]

except the actual traveling part that sucks if I have to spend more than 3 hours on a plane I don't need to go I think

[FoolofaTook]

There is also nothing wrong with an emotional breakdown. Happens to me every time I run out of weed which is usually the week before payday.

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah there's nothing on the other side of the pacific elphenor. fuck that 20+ hrs trip to the Philippenes imma stay in Walla Walla!

[FoolofaTook]

Can you imagine a 12 hour flight in economy seat as a 6 foot 6 mofo. i get so fucking cramped i can't lean my head back on the rest. for real. like, literally.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

When I sleep on planes, I lay my head on the tray

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Can you imagine a 12 hour flight in economy seat as a 6 foot 6 mofo. i get so fucking cramped i can't lean my head back on the rest. for real. like, literally.

just pretend to faint and lay down in the aisle

[FoolofaTook]

Sigh. I take exit row seats (what bliss!) when i can get them but this ticket was bought using my dads frequent flier miles so i ain't gonna get shit.

put my head on the table? My fucking knees get locked into the seat in front when its in the upright position. then they lower it and i enter into a world of pain!

[buzzard]

Can we not talk about this right as I book in for nine hours and twenty minutes of aviation torture that'll only transport me by a little over two thousand miles to a significantly less preferable location?

Cheers.

[TuralyonW3]

Saw Seinfeld live. Funny as shit

[LaBelle]

Neighbor's new dog didn't stop yelling all night. I got home late and couldn't get more than 20 minutes of sleep.

Ugh.

[FoolofaTook]

Dear weasel,
Any updates
from that fellative aardvark
named Cecil?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Neighbor's new dog didn't stop yelling all night. I got home late and couldn't get more than 20 minutes of sleep.

Ugh.

Is this in an apartment building or is it a next door neighbor? If the former, complain to the landlord.

[Elphenor]

If the latter complain to the neighbor

[Cool As Ice Cream]

just kill the dog
when the dead dog is discussed later on, just say something like "oh yeah, i noticed it was barking a lot. that didn't sound healthy"

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Is this in an apartment building or is it a next door neighbor? If the former, complain to the landlord.

Next door neighbor. Complaining is unnecessary tho, she's adopted this old dog from a friend. But the dog is not used to living with other dogs so he got really aggressive towards her other dogs. To humans, she's really sweet and playful.

She's already found someone who is willing to adopt the dog, but until the guy comes pick the dog up it has to stay separated from the others and starts howling all night.

[LaBelle]

It even bit my mom yesterday.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Next door neighbor. Complaining is unnecessary tho, she's adopted this old dog from a friend. But the dog is not used to living with other dogs so he got really aggressive towards her other dogs. To humans, she's really sweet and playful.

She's already found someone who is willing to adopt the dog, but until the guy comes pick the dog up it has to stay separated from the others and starts howling all night.

Ah, that sucks, though it sounds like maybe the problem will be solved shortly?

Noisy neighbors and the such are precisely why I took to sleeping with a box fan running. The white noise helps lull me to sleep and drowns out any excess noise coming from outside the bedroom.

Downside is, whenever I sleep somewhere that doesn't have a fan, I have trouble sleeping. But I've been doing this since I was 15 and it works like a charm otherwise. A few years back, I slept through a house a few blocks down from where I used to live literally blowing up at 5 in the morning.

[LaBelle]

Yeah, it's taken care of... just a couple days of bad sleep ahead, no biggie.

I put on some music very low on volume to lull me to sleep, usually. To me getting to sleep is the hard part. Once i'm asleep I hardly ever get woken up

[FoolofaTook]

I smoke till I'm sleep.

420

[FoolofaTook]

If I'm awoke, again I smoke.

420

[FoolofaTook]

Which puts me back to sleep!

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Yeah, it's taken care of...

Ah so you took Bram's advice

[Cool As Ice Cream]

buy the dog new clothes

[LaBelle]

Drive-by mondays.

[toase]

So it's monday already

Way to start the week

[toase]

I'm so drunk it feels like 2015 al over again

[LaBelle]

I haven't had a drop of alcohol for a little while now.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Ive been drinking for the past half hour. I feel nauseated and warm and generally terrible.

[run2pee]

Been burning micro hits in the garage of the stinky stinky
Lately I like a lil microhit here and there, don't wanna go all stoned these days. Feels like one needs most of ones wits about one, these fucken days