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12-20-2012, 05:50 PM | #1 | |
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Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse diagnosed with skin cancer
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12-20-2012, 05:50 PM | #2 |
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Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to motherfuckin’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n shit, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!”
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12-20-2012, 06:42 PM | #4 |
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Fuckin' cancer, how does it work?
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12-20-2012, 07:25 PM | #5 |
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Over the course of a year, the survival rate for skin cancer that has progressed to this stage on the face is estimated at about 10 percent. “We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma.
Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to motherfuckin’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n shit, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!” Cancer is terrible and all but I laughed pretty hard at the bolded passages. Also: Doctors say the cancer was caused by carcinogens in the oil-based “dark carnival” style face paint, which Bruce wore at home and for all public appearances. He wore it at home? I am imagining hilarious Tobias in blue make-up like marks all over the house. |
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12-20-2012, 07:38 PM | #6 |
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i hope he drops dead
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12-20-2012, 07:48 PM | #7 |
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Wearing cancerous stage make-up at home. Now THAT's dedication. Woop! Woop!
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12-20-2012, 07:49 PM | #8 |
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The whole Juggalo subculture fascinates me. I don't think I've ever seen one of them over here in Europe, which kinda bums me out. Why can't the hold a Gathering in the Netherlands? I mean, sure, most attendees would be there "ironically" or to score drugs, but still.
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12-20-2012, 08:46 PM | #9 |
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But isn't this a hoax?
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12-20-2012, 09:46 PM | #10 |
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you know if it is then that would mean that ICP is trying to get their retard fans to stop spraypainting themselves
i mean it would make sense it's not like clowns don't have safe makeup, and i dunno...i think you could be right but if it's a hoax then it hints at a common decency behind ICP and that's kind of a good thing isn't it |
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12-20-2012, 10:06 PM | #11 |
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I mean, it's just a rumor spread around by people who don't really like ICP. Like that rumor about KFC having legless and headless chicken farms or someone taking a bite into a Chicken McNugget and there was a tumor in it.
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12-20-2012, 10:21 PM | #12 | |
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The entire thing might be bullshit, but your post is moronic. |
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12-20-2012, 10:21 PM | #13 |
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it's fucking fake
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12-20-2012, 10:22 PM | #14 |
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“We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma.
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12-20-2012, 10:25 PM | #15 |
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12-20-2012, 11:49 PM | #16 |
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its too good to be true
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12-21-2012, 10:04 AM | #17 | |
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Yeah you're right, he's a real doctor. Look, I even found a picture of him: http://www.chronicle.su/wp-content/u...lthyasfuck.jpg |
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12-21-2012, 11:35 AM | #18 |
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Dr. Angstrom Troubadaur: certified MD, graduated out of Southern Dublin Community College, with an extended residency as lead physician at the South Carolina Renaissance Festival.
Considered a nuissance by self-described “real” doctors, Angstrom maintains his is a legitimate practice. It should be noted, his oldest patient is 30 and dying. Judge for yourself though. At the very least, you’ll have a good night of it. |
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12-21-2012, 11:53 AM | #19 |
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He sounds completely legit. Dickrider is right.
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12-21-2012, 11:57 AM | #20 |
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debunked
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12-21-2012, 06:54 PM | #22 |
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Yeah, too mindblowing to be true. Site looks fishy.
But, that "huh" link to that video - phew, know EXACTLY what I'm doing with 26 minutes of my life when I get back to an office setting where somebody's paying me to sit around all day and "work". |
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12-21-2012, 06:57 PM | #23 |
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we already debunked it guy keep up
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12-22-2012, 02:29 AM | #24 |
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Violent J is a cancer on humanity.
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12-25-2012, 04:08 AM | #25 |
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