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Old 03-25-2017, 05:20 AM   #1
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Default don't ask me anything thread.

everything you ever wanted to know about me you'll keep wanting to know. in this thread, do not ask me questions.

go.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 05:20 AM   #2
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i'll go first: what did you want to be as a child?

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 05:20 AM   #3
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DOH!

shit sorry! bad example

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 05:32 AM   #4
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well at least i tried.

that's more than what i can say about y'all ungrateful little shitbirds.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 06:37 AM   #5
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ok

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 07:08 AM   #6
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R u drinking smashingjj?

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 08:24 AM   #7
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nah i wrote this when i just woke up. not even hungover. crazy shit.

i get a lot more reasonable and human when i'm pissed off my tits

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 08:25 AM   #8
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SHIT you got me there!

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 08:49 AM   #9
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i need to be more alert here.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:12 AM   #10
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i'll go first: what did you want to be as a child?
Steamroller operator.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:12 AM   #11
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Smashingjj what's the point?

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:25 AM   #12
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Steamroller operator.
you can steamroll all over me, operator.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:25 AM   #13
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Smashingjj what's the point?
WHAT did i just say?!?!?!?

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:27 AM   #14
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WHAT did i just say?!?!?!?
Idk.. what did you say?

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:31 AM   #15
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this thread is already a big failure.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:32 AM   #16
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It could still be salvaged

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:32 AM   #17
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:37 AM   #18
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good one.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:08 AM   #19
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I feel this thread. As an introvert and a private person of deep, special secrets and innor kingdoms, I don't enjoy folks asking me lots of questions

In fact i develops a social philosophy once I went to work in an open-floor office where I was essentially forced into daily social interactions: Aquademis

It stands for AQDMS: ask questions don't make statements

b/c I learned most people, unlike me, just love being asked things, so they can say things about themselves. So I never say a statement like "wow what a weekend I had" instead I "wow, how was your weekend!"

Works wonders and as a result my coworkers all like me despite knowing essentially nothing of my life other than that I seem so genuinely interested in all their stories, thoughts, feelens

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:13 AM   #20
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what the fuck are you on about?

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:14 AM   #21
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no one cares. jesus christ. stupid fuck. i hope you die.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:14 AM   #22
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sorry, i got carried away there.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:14 AM   #23
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2017 netphoria isn't 2003 netphoria anymore.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:17 AM   #24
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no one cares. jesus christ. stupid fuck. i hope you die.
But did i get head

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:22 AM   #25
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I question myself all of the time.

Take that to mean what you want.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:26 AM   #26
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don't tell me what to take.

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:27 AM   #27
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What if I set your cat on fire

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:39 AM   #28
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i can't tolerate your behaviour here, labelle.

GUARDS!

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:55 AM   #29
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The guards will come and ask "what's wrong?"

 
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Old 03-25-2017, 11:08 AM   #30
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*shoots self*

 
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