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11-05-2007, 09:10 PM | #1 |
Immortal
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my boobies hurt
and im bloated and fat and wjoerjaorijeoiajrearea
but I move this saturday!!! |
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11-05-2007, 09:11 PM | #2 |
Minion of Satan
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would you like a bite of my stick?
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11-05-2007, 09:11 PM | #3 | |
Brazilian Blouselord
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11-05-2007, 09:12 PM | #4 |
Immortal
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I dont want any food but I think I might need to poo
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11-05-2007, 09:13 PM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
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oh gross
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11-05-2007, 09:13 PM | #6 |
real estate cowboy
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if this is what this board has to offer me tonight, i'm going to bed. i'll pretend to be with a nice girl. good night.
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11-05-2007, 09:14 PM | #7 |
Immortal
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I poop roses
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11-05-2007, 09:19 PM | #8 |
real estate cowboy
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i called the hospital once to say 'i poop beer' and then hang up. i was pretty drunk
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11-05-2007, 09:20 PM | #9 |
Immortal
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I think we've all pooped beer before
I wish I could wear the same pants I did in highschool. well the tight ones I wore in highschool |
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11-05-2007, 09:21 PM | #10 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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i cant shit roses but i ejaculate u.s currency
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11-05-2007, 09:21 PM | #11 |
real estate cowboy
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pooped too much beer in them huh
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11-05-2007, 09:21 PM | #12 |
Immortal
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pooped too much beer into my fat stomach
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11-05-2007, 09:23 PM | #13 | |
real estate cowboy
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11-05-2007, 09:24 PM | #14 |
Ownz
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Yeah I agree, you're fat.
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11-05-2007, 09:24 PM | #15 |
Minion of Satan
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It's probably breast cancer.
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11-05-2007, 09:25 PM | #16 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i had a dream about pants. it was weird
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11-05-2007, 09:25 PM | #17 |
Immortal
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glad I found myself a boyfriend to answer the "why am I fat" question
he asked not to answer the one about why I cant wear the same jeans that I did in highschool but I told him that he had to think of an answer and call me back I dont really care what his answer is but I want to see what he comes up with. I think the right answer is that now I have an ass--a good thing-- but how is he supposed to know that. I am going to go throw up my dinner not really |
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11-05-2007, 09:25 PM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i can wear the same pants i wore in highschool.
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11-05-2007, 09:25 PM | #19 |
real estate cowboy
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sounds like you'll be fine with these people here, i'm gonna go to bed.
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11-05-2007, 09:26 PM | #20 |
Minion of Satan
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i cant wear the same pants i wore in highschool because the crotches wear out of my pants so quickly.
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11-05-2007, 09:27 PM | #21 |
Immortal
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I can wear the same shirts and skirts but noway on the jeans and shorts
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11-05-2007, 09:27 PM | #22 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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my booty has stayed the same. sometimes i think about getting a little chubbier but then my mind changes. i just think about these things. i like being a size one/zero lol edit edit edit.
i can get fat later on once i get super old and ugly. |
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11-05-2007, 09:27 PM | #23 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-05-2007, 09:28 PM | #24 | |
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11-05-2007, 09:28 PM | #25 |
Immortal
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I am glad my booty got a bit larger. I was like a 1-3 and now I am like a 3-5 so.. .Netphoria, I know I am no fatty but right now I am retaining like 5 gallons of water and it is not a comfortable feeling. I keep drinking water to flush it out and its like building up and I'm going to explode
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11-05-2007, 09:28 PM | #26 |
someone more...punk rock?
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hell i can't fit into the pants i was wearing yesterday
and bleurgh jesus i'm lactating like a nun |
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11-05-2007, 09:28 PM | #27 | |
Minion of Satan
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11-05-2007, 09:29 PM | #28 |
Immortal
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so does anyone have anything exciting going on this week, I'm done complaining about my weight
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11-05-2007, 09:29 PM | #29 | |
Immortal
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are you pregnant |
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11-05-2007, 09:29 PM | #30 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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its like those mornings i wake up and im like ugh i need water so i drink water. but then my mouth tastes like shit and i keep eating/drinking things to get it out of my mouth. but it just gets worse.
i dunno. that kinda happened today. |
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