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Old 11-05-2007, 09:10 PM   #1
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Default my boobies hurt

and im bloated and fat and wjoerjaorijeoiajrearea


but I move this saturday!!!

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:11 PM   #2
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would you like a bite of my stick?

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:11 PM   #3
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and im bloated and fat and wjoerjaorijeoiajrearea


but I move this saturday!!!

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:12 PM   #4
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I dont want any food but I think I might need to poo

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:13 PM   #5
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oh gross

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:13 PM   #6
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if this is what this board has to offer me tonight, i'm going to bed. i'll pretend to be with a nice girl. good night.

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:14 PM   #7
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I poop roses

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:19 PM   #8
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i called the hospital once to say 'i poop beer' and then hang up. i was pretty drunk

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:20 PM   #9
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I think we've all pooped beer before

I wish I could wear the same pants I did in highschool. well the tight ones I wore in highschool

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:21 PM   #10
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i cant shit roses but i ejaculate u.s currency

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:21 PM   #11
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pooped too much beer in them huh

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:21 PM   #12
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pooped too much beer into my fat stomach

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:23 PM   #13
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pooped too much beer into my fat stomach
the way you're talking, you're as attractive as anyone can wish for

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:24 PM   #14
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Yeah I agree, you're fat.

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:24 PM   #15
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It's probably breast cancer.

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:25 PM   #16
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i had a dream about pants. it was weird

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:25 PM   #17
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glad I found myself a boyfriend to answer the "why am I fat" question

he asked not to answer the one about why I cant wear the same jeans that I did in highschool but I told him that he had to think of an answer and call me back

I dont really care what his answer is but I want to see what he comes up with. I think the right answer is that now I have an ass--a good thing-- but how is he supposed to know that.

I am going to go throw up my dinner


not really

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:25 PM   #18
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i can wear the same pants i wore in highschool.

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:25 PM   #19
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sounds like you'll be fine with these people here, i'm gonna go to bed.

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:26 PM   #20
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i cant wear the same pants i wore in highschool because the crotches wear out of my pants so quickly.

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:27 PM   #21
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I can wear the same shirts and skirts but noway on the jeans and shorts

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:27 PM   #22
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my booty has stayed the same. sometimes i think about getting a little chubbier but then my mind changes. i just think about these things. i like being a size one/zero lol edit edit edit.

i can get fat later on once i get super old and ugly.

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:27 PM   #23
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sounds like you'll be fine with these people here, i'm gonna go to bed.
oh no. please dont go!

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:28 PM   #24
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i had a dream about pants.
excellent

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:28 PM   #25
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I am glad my booty got a bit larger. I was like a 1-3 and now I am like a 3-5 so.. .Netphoria, I know I am no fatty but right now I am retaining like 5 gallons of water and it is not a comfortable feeling. I keep drinking water to flush it out and its like building up and I'm going to explode

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:28 PM   #26
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hell i can't fit into the pants i was wearing yesterday

and bleurgh jesus i'm lactating like a nun

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:28 PM   #27
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i can wear the same pants i wore in highschool.
is this a competition?



(pics are required)

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:29 PM   #28
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so does anyone have anything exciting going on this week, I'm done complaining about my weight

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:29 PM   #29
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hell i can't fit into the pants i was wearing yesterday

and bleurgh jesus i'm lactating like a nun

are you pregnant

 
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:29 PM   #30
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its like those mornings i wake up and im like ugh i need water so i drink water. but then my mouth tastes like shit and i keep eating/drinking things to get it out of my mouth. but it just gets worse.

i dunno. that kinda happened today.

 
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