I'm NewFreshness

!!! · 04-22-2004, 04:19 PM

I love 14 year old girls. I also love saying shit I don't really believe and making scenes. And I love my memories of my dead dog. What do you love?

!!! · 04-22-2004, 04:24 PM

My main forum crashed, so today I returned to act stupid and drag people into flaming me.

!!! · 04-22-2004, 04:25 PM

C'mon. I'm in jail, give me something to do.

Nimrod · 04-22-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by !!!
C'mon. I'm in jail, give me something to do.

I already did.

!!! · 04-22-2004, 04:27 PM

Life's hard on the inside Nimrod.

!!! · 04-22-2004, 04:27 PM

When the fellow inmates heard that I'd planned on driving to Minnesota, they raped me.

!!! · 04-22-2004, 04:30 PM

On the wall, I made marks representing everyday of my 25 year sentence. Everytime a day passes, I erase a mark on the wall. At the end of the line of marks is one phrase "Kill Mike". Hopefully your name is Mike, I can't remember.

Nimrod · 04-22-2004, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by !!!
On the wall, I made marks representing everyday of my 25 year sentence. Everytime a day passes, I erase a mark on the wall. At the end of the line of marks is one phrase "Kill Mike". Hopefully your name is Mike, I can't remember.

It's Roger.

Humble Chef · 04-22-2004, 04:33 PM

this is the shittiest thread i've ever readed

DeadSwan · 04-22-2004, 04:46 PM

humble chef is my new favorite

DeviousJ · 04-22-2004, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan
humble chef is my new favorite

:'(

Humble Chef · 04-22-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ

:'(

you are not american, so i will gladly bake you a pancake or two to make up for supplanting you as favorite new

DeviousJ · 04-22-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Humble Chef

you are not american, so i will gladly bake you a pancake or two to make up for supplanting you as favorite new

What's your specialty?

DeadSwan · 04-22-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ

:'(

aww, don't be sad, lil' chief!

you're still neat to me!

SG Boi · 04-22-2004, 04:56 PM

everyone knew this was you

well at least julio and I did

Humble Chef · 04-22-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ

What's your specialty?

hard work and cuisine very quality. for you, i make special, buttermilk pancakes with peaches fresh diced.

for stupid arrogant americans like Liquid-J i make batter poison with special sause = spit from my mouth

killed radio star · 04-22-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Humble Chef
supplanting

easy on the fifty peso words, chefster

Humble Chef · 04-22-2004, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by killed radio star

easy on the fifty peso words, chefster

typical attitude american brazen. mescan show slightest inklings of erudition, and suddenly a threat i am to you. this is suppose to be a land of opportunity, yet each manifestation of progress is stymied by comments such as these.

I WOULD NOT COOK MY BEST FOOD AT YOU!!!

DeadSwan · 04-22-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Humble Chef

I WOULD NOT COOK MY BEST FOOD AT YOU!!!

but would you put best foods on your cock?
http://www001.upp.so-net.ne.jp/mikan...hoto/mayo_.JPG

Humble Chef · 04-22-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

but would you put best foods on your cock?
http://www001.upp.so-net.ne.jp/mikan...hoto/mayo_.JPG

crisco is for best glide.

DeadSwan · 04-22-2004, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Humble Chef

crisco is for best glide.

but it doesn't go so good with tuna

meow · 04-22-2004, 05:15 PM

i'm mormon!

Humble Chef · 04-22-2004, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

but it doesn't go so good with tuna

fish taco?

meow · 04-22-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

but would you put best foods on your cock?
http://www001.upp.so-net.ne.jp/mikan...hoto/mayo_.JPG

bring out the best foods... and bring out the best!

DeadSwan · 04-22-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by meow

bring out the best foods... and bring out the best!

i remember once, when i was a kid living in spokane, the tv programmers fucking up and playing the hellman's commercial instead and i was all,"WTF!!!! THE SAME MAYO WITH A DIFFERENT NAME!!!!"

yeah, i was really freaked out and probably talked about it for a week

i was a lame kid

meow · 04-22-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

i remember once, when i was a kid living in spokane, the tv programmers fucking up and playing the hellman's commercial instead and i was all,"WTF!!!! THE SAME MAYO WITH A DIFFERENT NAME!!!!"

yeah, i was really freaked out and probably talked about it for a week

i was a lame kid

I used to be scared of the McCain's microwave pizza commercial when the guy opened up the microwave and water came splashing out into his face and he yelled "SOGGEH CITEH!!!!"

DeadSwan · 04-22-2004, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by meow

I used to be scared of the McCain's microwave pizza commercial when the guy opened up the microwave and water came splashing out into his face and he yelled "SOGGEH CITEH!!!!"

i don't know what this is, but you've piqued my interest.

meow · 04-22-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by DeadSwan

i don't know what this is, but you've piqued my interest.

i think it aired circa 1985

stefanie · 04-22-2004, 07:35 PM

scandalous.

04-22-2004, 04:19 PM	#1
!!! Pledge Posts: 108	I'm NewFreshness I love 14 year old girls. I also love saying shit I don't really believe and making scenes. And I love my memories of my dead dog. What do you love?

04-22-2004, 04:24 PM	#2
!!! Pledge Posts: 108	My main forum crashed, so today I returned to act stupid and drag people into flaming me.

04-22-2004, 04:25 PM	#3
!!! Pledge Posts: 108	C'mon. I'm in jail, give me something to do.

04-22-2004, 04:27 PM	#5
!!! Pledge Posts: 108	Life's hard on the inside Nimrod.

04-22-2004, 04:30 PM	#7
!!! Pledge Posts: 108	On the wall, I made marks representing everyday of my 25 year sentence. Everytime a day passes, I erase a mark on the wall. At the end of the line of marks is one phrase "Kill Mike". Hopefully your name is Mike, I can't remember.

04-22-2004, 04:33 PM	#9
Humble Chef Demi-God Location: WHY AND HOW COME MY STARS MAKE BLUE??? stealers, give me the ones of gold!!!! F U NETPHORIA@!)#$(* Posts: 275	this is the shittiest thread i've ever readed

04-22-2004, 04:46 PM	#10
DeadSwan Socialphobic Location: GAZA STRIP MALL Posts: 10,828	humble chef is my new favorite

04-22-2004, 04:56 PM	#15
SG Boi Ownz Location: inside the pocket of a clown Posts: 778	everyone knew this was you well at least julio and I did

04-22-2004, 05:15 PM	#22
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,709	i'm mormon!

04-22-2004, 07:35 PM	#29
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	scandalous.