I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread - Page 194

run2pee · 01-19-2018, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

https://i.imgur.com/VzYSZuo.png

http://www.steve-hemming.co.uk/www.s...79/1979_22.jpg

:smokers:

:smoken:

qwerty sp · 01-19-2018, 11:59 PM

JI: Come back here, you have to pay for that!

LaBelle · 01-20-2018, 06:23 AM

Jeff sucks as 7-11 cashier

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 12:37 PM

Talking to strangers gives me anxiety

so I got a job where my pay is based on how many times I can successfully conversate with strangers

I'm about confronting fears straight on letsgo

yo soy el mejor · 01-20-2018, 12:39 PM

you gotta do what you gotta do. where u hookin'?

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2018, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Talking to strangers gives me anxiety

so I got a job where my pay is based on how many times I can successfully conversate with strangers

I'm about confronting fears straight on letsgo

Are you one of those guys who gallivants around transit stations asking for contact info and credit card numbers?

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 12:45 PM

I try to give upper middle class folks free vacations in exchange for "touring" the resort downtown (listening to a time share presentation)

yo soy el mejor · 01-20-2018, 12:46 PM

i never didn't feel awkward as a waitress, but i don't know how i appeared. ain't nothin' like restaurant comraderie, tho. you'd be hard-pressed to find anything like it in another place of work.

yo soy el mejor · 01-20-2018, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I try to give upper middle class folks free vacations in exchange for "touring" the resort downtown (listening to a time share presentation)

door to door?

i need deets

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 12:48 PM

the key is building rapore because timeshare has a bad name

no I have little booth locations throughout downtown

one of them is in a mall

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 12:52 PM

I can sell a week at a RESORT for $99 if they go to the presentation

I wish I qualified for that!

yo soy el mejor · 01-20-2018, 12:53 PM

hmm yes. that would be tough and i would make a total of zero sales.

you can always work as a waiter instead.

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 12:59 PM

It sounded impossible when I got pitched it in training

but sales is sports, there's all these techniques and practice makes perfect

a veteran will come by to check a site, lick his finger and test the wind, throw a few pitches and have 3 tours booked in an hour it's actually a thing of beauty to see

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-20-2018, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I try to give upper middle class folks free vacations in exchange for "touring" the resort downtown (listening to a time share presentation)

https://artlogic-res.cloudinary.com/.../26810-prp.jpg

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 12:59 PM

worst thing that happens is I can't do it and I get another retail job

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 01:02 PM

I didn't feel particularly punk running a cash register

a man gotta eat and you aren't your job

plus my hours let me go to school

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-20-2018, 01:09 PM

i'm just taking the piss, man.

Quote:

worst thing that happens is I can't do it and I get another retail job

i think that is a nice attitude to have. good luck

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 01:17 PM

vixnix · 01-20-2018, 01:39 PM

Scoot has opened up a new route, Singapore to Berlin, $299 each way. So...I booked. How bad can a 12 hour nonstop in a low budget plane with kids be, anyway?

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2018, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I didn't feel particularly punk running a cash register

a man gotta eat and you aren't your job

plus my hours let me go to school

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e0/c3/4c/e...-park-boys.jpg

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 01:53 PM

WE ARE ALL PROSTITUTES EVERYONE HAS THEIR PRICE

Pop Group.mp3

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2018, 02:01 PM

You should have been like me when I was your age... Working in a department store in the electronics wing with Waynes World and the Ernest movies blaring from the TV wall. Like minded people would come in and praise me on my choice of footage. You can't not be a punk with Ernest Scared Stupid playing in your department during July.

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 02:02 PM

oh yes that sounds so cool fuzzy

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2018, 02:09 PM

lol well, tonight (err last night)I strutted into my night shift work wearing ripped denim, Iron Maiden Trooper shirt, long hair, GNR trucker hat and had not 1 manager to answer to. I'm the guy that takes cares of the back room at night and I fuck off before all the assholes get there.

I may not be making as much as I could, but I don't gotta be the personable dweeb poking at strangers door-bells, rambling away like a used car salesman.

FlamingGlobes · 01-20-2018, 02:15 PM

You aren't your job, but you're definitely the music you listen to, right?

FlamingGlobes · 01-20-2018, 02:16 PM

Salesmen are scum, no offense Elph.

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

You aren't your job, but you're definitely the music you listen to, right?

a much better judge of character than someone's job for sure take that to mean what you want

FlamingGlobes · 01-20-2018, 02:27 PM

Not sure how you arrived to that conclusion.

FlamingGlobes · 01-20-2018, 02:28 PM

I've known plenty of good people who listen to Nickelback and lots of shitty people who have "good taste."

Elphenor · 01-20-2018, 02:30 PM

bad tastes means bad person

there's a club and you're not in it sorry

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01-19-2018, 11:59 PM	#5792
qwerty sp Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,764	JI: Come back here, you have to pay for that!

01-20-2018, 06:23 AM	#5793
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Jeff sucks as 7-11 cashier

01-20-2018, 12:37 PM	#5794
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	Talking to strangers gives me anxiety so I got a job where my pay is based on how many times I can successfully conversate with strangers I'm about confronting fears straight on letsgo

01-20-2018, 12:39 PM	#5795
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	you gotta do what you gotta do. where u hookin'?

01-20-2018, 12:45 PM	#5797
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I try to give upper middle class folks free vacations in exchange for "touring" the resort downtown (listening to a time share presentation)

01-20-2018, 12:46 PM	#5798
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	i never didn't feel awkward as a waitress, but i don't know how i appeared. ain't nothin' like restaurant comraderie, tho. you'd be hard-pressed to find anything like it in another place of work.

01-20-2018, 12:48 PM	#5800
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	the key is building rapore because timeshare has a bad name no I have little booth locations throughout downtown one of them is in a mall

01-20-2018, 12:52 PM	#5801
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I can sell a week at a RESORT for $99 if they go to the presentation I wish I qualified for that!

01-20-2018, 12:53 PM	#5802
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	hmm yes. that would be tough and i would make a total of zero sales. you can always work as a waiter instead.

01-20-2018, 12:59 PM	#5803
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	It sounded impossible when I got pitched it in training but sales is sports, there's all these techniques and practice makes perfect a veteran will come by to check a site, lick his finger and test the wind, throw a few pitches and have 3 tours booked in an hour it's actually a thing of beauty to see

01-20-2018, 12:59 PM	#5805
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	worst thing that happens is I can't do it and I get another retail job

01-20-2018, 01:02 PM	#5806
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I didn't feel particularly punk running a cash register a man gotta eat and you aren't your job plus my hours let me go to school

01-20-2018, 01:17 PM	#5808
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289

01-20-2018, 01:39 PM	#5809
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	Scoot has opened up a new route, Singapore to Berlin, $299 each way. So...I booked. How bad can a 12 hour nonstop in a low budget plane with kids be, anyway?

01-20-2018, 01:53 PM	#5811
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	WE ARE ALL PROSTITUTES EVERYONE HAS THEIR PRICE Pop Group.mp3

01-20-2018, 02:01 PM	#5812
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	You should have been like me when I was your age... Working in a department store in the electronics wing with Waynes World and the Ernest movies blaring from the TV wall. Like minded people would come in and praise me on my choice of footage. You can't not be a punk with Ernest Scared Stupid playing in your department during July.

01-20-2018, 02:02 PM	#5813
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	oh yes that sounds so cool fuzzy

01-20-2018, 02:09 PM	#5814
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	lol well, tonight (err last night)I strutted into my night shift work wearing ripped denim, Iron Maiden Trooper shirt, long hair, GNR trucker hat and had not 1 manager to answer to. I'm the guy that takes cares of the back room at night and I fuck off before all the assholes get there. I may not be making as much as I could, but I don't gotta be the personable dweeb poking at strangers door-bells, rambling away like a used car salesman.

01-20-2018, 02:15 PM	#5815
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	You aren't your job, but you're definitely the music you listen to, right?

01-20-2018, 02:16 PM	#5816
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Salesmen are scum, no offense Elph.

01-20-2018, 02:27 PM	#5818
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Not sure how you arrived to that conclusion.

01-20-2018, 02:28 PM	#5819
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	I've known plenty of good people who listen to Nickelback and lots of shitty people who have "good taste."

01-20-2018, 02:30 PM	#5820
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	bad tastes means bad person there's a club and you're not in it sorry