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Old 04-04-2018, 04:31 PM   #1
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Default the official vaginal discharge thread

itt describe your creamy crusties. there is an ethereal beauty in that which oozes forth from the centroid of the woman

and guys don't feel left out. feel free to share your snail trail chronicles. you know the kind you left on your adore cd booklet after wanking to those sweet gothic nips

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 04:56 PM   #2
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i wonder whose alt this is

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 05:03 PM   #3
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sorry guys my mom hacked my phone and posted this

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 05:08 PM   #4
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oh man, you totally went there. you're making everyone sooo uncomfortable!

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 05:22 PM   #5
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Old 04-04-2018, 05:43 PM   #6
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/yawn1.gif

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 07:44 PM   #7
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PINE PEE

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 07:47 PM   #8
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PINE PEE
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Old 04-04-2018, 07:51 PM   #9
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no that's butthurt.

get in line, broseph.

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 10:01 PM   #10
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Do you think they'll ever come out with penis wash the way they have with vagina wash? Like, Penisil or something?

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:33 PM   #11
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no. guys aren't insecure enough, and aren't afraid to put soap on their dicks

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:35 PM   #12
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a cursory google search reveals DIEM wash

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:39 AM   #13
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a cursory google search reveals DIEM wash
CARPET

 
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:39 PM   #14
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DIEM for HEE-YEM

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 02:26 AM   #15
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There was the guy on a train in Sydney that washed himself with Coke after a spontaneous railway rendezvous.

As you do.

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 03:12 AM   #16
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I think they are launching vagisil in South East Asia at the moment because I saw a YouTube ad that I could not rip myself away from, that spent 30 seconds personifying my vagina and telling me she needed special treatment

It was like a conversation with my husband that ends with me hissing at him and scratching whatever soft bare skin I can find and maybe me launching an all out campaign to grab his testicles and rip them off

But...it was a kawaii ad for vagisil

horribly disorienting

 
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Old 04-06-2018, 03:26 AM   #17
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There was the guy on a train in Sydney that washed himself with Coke after a spontaneous railway rendezvous.

As you do.
Straya. Fuckin’ gold.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:35 AM   #18
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Straya. Fuckin’ gold.
Yeah I meant to say something about this, but the mental picture was so disturbing I kinda shut down

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 05:56 AM   #19
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I never wash any body parts

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 06:26 AM   #20
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You're not supposed to do that, it voids the warranty.

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 07:55 AM   #21
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https://www.vetlek.ru/img/shop/items/fs_00005537.jpg

 
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Old 04-06-2018, 03:29 AM   #22
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The fuck is the weasel and the dog doing on the bottle?

I cant read communist so any help would be swell.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 08:53 AM   #23
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I cant read communist so any help would be swell.
It basically says "for make great nation of Soviet Union, use this on your socialist chram".

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 10:01 AM   #24
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The fuck is the weasel and the dog doing on the bottle?

I cant read communist so any help would be swell.
according to the website, it indicates this product is for dogs and "other types of pets" (also pictured: camel, rhinoceros, bunny, rat)

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 07:55 AM   #25
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BRAHAMPUTRA

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:01 AM   #26
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I have foreskin cleaner in my shower.

It's called body wash.

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:10 AM   #27
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Flaming Globes: Uncut

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:16 AM   #28
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I can assure you, my globe is not flaming.

 
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:18 AM   #29
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:40 AM   #30
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