i was rear ended by a motorcycle this morning

Bread Regal · 11-03-2014, 12:41 PM

on the way to class

i got out expecting to see a dead body but amazingly he was unscathed.

kind of freaking out. i might need to take the day off.

null123 · 11-03-2014, 12:44 PM

That's scary. When I was a kid my family got in a car accident with a couple on a motorcycle (my impression was it was their "fault") and the girl's foot got all bloodied and the guy I think got raspberries all down his leg but otherwise they were okay. I guess people do walk away from these things but riding a motorcycle still seems suicidal to me.

Bread Regal · 11-03-2014, 12:53 PM

I don't think riding a bike is inherently suicidal, but this guy was definitely riding like he wanted to die soon.

The exploding boy · 11-03-2014, 12:54 PM

It seems suicidal because a lot ride them like they're trying to commit suicide.

duovamp · 11-03-2014, 12:55 PM

Glad he wasn't hurt too badly. He was probably super embarrassed and just wanted to gtfo.

I saw one spill a few cars in front of me once. The rider hit his brakes, locked up the back wheel, went sideways, hit some gravel, high-sided the thing and totaled the poor bike. Nobody fucking stopped for him until I parked my car between him and traffic, got out, and helped him walk his busted bike off the road and made sure he was okay.

Only dropped my bike once. It was my first bike and the first time I rode it. Scraped my elbow but nbd.

Order 66 · 11-03-2014, 01:18 PM

i had two close calls where i almost hit a bike turning lanes on the highway. fuckers can be blindspotted way too easy. and a few years ago almost t boned my dad on his bike but i saw a bike accident the day before on the same intersection where the body was goo all over the pavement so i instictively hit the breaks at the last minute.. that goo guy died for my sins

hnibos · 11-03-2014, 01:20 PM

Was he wearing motorcycle gear?

ilikeplanets · 11-03-2014, 01:56 PM

you should be nicer on the internet and stuff like this won't happen

ilikeplanets · 11-03-2014, 03:27 PM

they dropped you!

killtrocity · 11-03-2014, 03:37 PM

After playing entirely too much GTA over the last 15 years, I can say that I will never get on a motorcycle.

The exploding boy · 11-03-2014, 03:51 PM

I don't know, its hard to die from horrible bike crashes in games. Much harder than in real life.

killtrocity · 11-03-2014, 04:04 PM

Elphenor · 11-03-2014, 04:44 PM

I like how he landed on someone's door step. Someone thinks the UPS guy must have knocked on the door and left but then it's a body

The exploding boy · 11-03-2014, 04:48 PM

There was an epic eath. I remember when i played GTA IV i was several hours in and hadn't yet touched a motorcycle. Then i did and at some point i get into this ridiculously high jump and at the apex i think oh shit i'm so gonna kill myself when i land so...........i have the stupid idea of letting go of the bike, like that's gonna make it much better and save me like oh if i let go of the bike everything will be ok. At least on the bike i had a chance of landing it ok. Instead i rag dolled into everything on the way down.

Elphenor · 11-03-2014, 04:54 PM

cool story bro

The exploding boy · 11-03-2014, 04:58 PM

I know. Video games memories. That should be a blog.

yo soy el mejor · 11-04-2014, 01:42 AM

you have the worst luck

11-03-2014, 12:41 PM	#1
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	i was rear ended by a motorcycle this morning on the way to class i got out expecting to see a dead body but amazingly he was unscathed. kind of freaking out. i might need to take the day off.

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11-03-2014, 12:44 PM	#2
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	That's scary. When I was a kid my family got in a car accident with a couple on a motorcycle (my impression was it was their "fault") and the girl's foot got all bloodied and the guy I think got raspberries all down his leg but otherwise they were okay. I guess people do walk away from these things but riding a motorcycle still seems suicidal to me.

11-03-2014, 12:53 PM	#3
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	I don't think riding a bike is inherently suicidal, but this guy was definitely riding like he wanted to die soon.

11-03-2014, 12:54 PM	#4
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	It seems suicidal because a lot ride them like they're trying to commit suicide.

11-03-2014, 12:55 PM	#5
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Glad he wasn't hurt too badly. He was probably super embarrassed and just wanted to gtfo. I saw one spill a few cars in front of me once. The rider hit his brakes, locked up the back wheel, went sideways, hit some gravel, high-sided the thing and totaled the poor bike. Nobody fucking stopped for him until I parked my car between him and traffic, got out, and helped him walk his busted bike off the road and made sure he was okay. Only dropped my bike once. It was my first bike and the first time I rode it. Scraped my elbow but nbd.

11-03-2014, 01:18 PM	#6
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	i had two close calls where i almost hit a bike turning lanes on the highway. fuckers can be blindspotted way too easy. and a few years ago almost t boned my dad on his bike but i saw a bike accident the day before on the same intersection where the body was goo all over the pavement so i instictively hit the breaks at the last minute.. that goo guy died for my sins

11-03-2014, 01:20 PM	#7
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	Was he wearing motorcycle gear?

11-03-2014, 01:56 PM	#8
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	you should be nicer on the internet and stuff like this won't happen

11-03-2014, 03:27 PM	#9
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	they dropped you!

11-03-2014, 03:37 PM	#10
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 9,207	After playing entirely too much GTA over the last 15 years, I can say that I will never get on a motorcycle.

11-03-2014, 03:51 PM	#11
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	I don't know, its hard to die from horrible bike crashes in games. Much harder than in real life.

11-03-2014, 04:04 PM	#12
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 9,207

11-03-2014, 04:44 PM	#13
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I like how he landed on someone's door step. Someone thinks the UPS guy must have knocked on the door and left but then it's a body

11-03-2014, 04:48 PM	#14
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	There was an epic eath. I remember when i played GTA IV i was several hours in and hadn't yet touched a motorcycle. Then i did and at some point i get into this ridiculously high jump and at the apex i think oh shit i'm so gonna kill myself when i land so...........i have the stupid idea of letting go of the bike, like that's gonna make it much better and save me like oh if i let go of the bike everything will be ok. At least on the bike i had a chance of landing it ok. Instead i rag dolled into everything on the way down.

11-03-2014, 04:54 PM	#15
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	cool story bro

11-03-2014, 04:58 PM	#16
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	I know. Video games memories. That should be a blog.

11-04-2014, 01:42 AM	#17
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	you have the worst luck