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Old 07-29-2006, 02:05 PM   #1
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the commercials for Tag Body Spray would drive me to hard-line feminism

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:05 PM   #2
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agreed

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:06 PM   #3
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i have some adidas body spray. i put it on on those days i dont feel like showering.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:07 PM   #4
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I've never used a body spray. I just use generic brand equivalent of Old Spice High Endurance Fresh Scent

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:07 PM   #5
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i don't get what all the scents mean. wild card. first move. after hours. what the fuck is "first move" supposed to smell like.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:08 PM   #6
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drunken desperation

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:10 PM   #7
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tag and axe are disgusting
the people who use shit like this are invariably the worst people you'll ever meet

 
Old 07-29-2006, 02:10 PM   #8
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adam m probably bathes in it

 
Old 07-29-2006, 02:11 PM   #9
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yeah, I really hate those stupid commercials.
and that stuff smells like shit.

I saw a girl almost get fucked in the middle of a party last night. that dude must have been wearing TAG

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:15 PM   #10
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i was in a drug store yesterday and this 13 year old little shit in huge basketball shorts with bling and shitloads of gel in his hair was whining at his mom that he needed more Axe.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:32 PM   #11
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i was in a drug store yesterday and this 13 year old little shit in huge basketball shorts with bling and shitloads of gel in his hair was whining at his mom that he needed more Axe.
10 bucks says the little wigger could probably best you in a fight

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:34 PM   #12
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you're on

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:43 PM   #13
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I don't use axe, but some girls told me that Axe Africe have a scent that turns them on. But I don't like so I'll never use it.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 03:24 PM   #14
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Any girl who ever says that she likes the way Axe or Tag smell is a dumb bitch who fell for commercials and allows her television to tell her what to think. Any other bird who says Axe and Tag smell like shit gets an immediate pass on to round two of my criteria for "awesome" (ie. someone I'd want to keep as opposed to bang and forget). The next round would of course be me explaining that I'm a registered member of the Cyberathlete Amature League and gauging her reaction. If she's not laughing at how pathetic I am then I move on to round Three. Round three is the final round and in it I offer her a can of Mountain Dew. I say "This Dew's for you," and if she accepts, she's in. If she says "I don't drink pop," (soda to all you other humans) then she sucks, or if she does drink pop yet does not enjoy the taste of Mountain Dew, she's got no chance. I have high standards for women, yeah, but Axe and Tag still smell absolutely horrible and no female ever liked how it smelled, they just bought into what they saw on TV because they're lonely, mindless, and pathetic.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 03:47 PM   #16
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its aint bad smelling stuff though. I get an axe sample bottle every term. I entered a contest (as per the hobby of mine) and won an axe prize pack. It has a dvd with a 25 minute movie about this new body wash of theres done as a dateline spoof.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 03:51 PM   #17
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It has a dvd with a 25 minute movie about this new body wash of theres done as a dateline spoof.
aahahahahahahahah

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 03:57 PM   #18
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yeah the marketing campaign for order of the serptine is the worst. its all about using this body wash to cleanse yourself after a questionable hookup.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:09 PM   #19
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yeah, I really hate those stupid commercials.
and that stuff smells like shit.
Agreed on both. And I'm such a sucker for nice smelling stuff, I'm not sure what demographic that shit is supposed to appeal to but apparently I am not in it.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:34 PM   #20
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i just got invited to a party which would be my first non-work socialization with peers in weeks and i can't even begin to make myself want to go.i didn't want to make a new thread for this. i hate myself.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:42 PM   #21
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Any girl who ever says that she likes the way Axe or Tag smell is a dumb bitch who fell for commercials and allows her television to tell her what to think. Any other bird who says Axe and Tag smell like shit gets an immediate pass on to round two of my criteria for "awesome" (ie. someone I'd want to keep as opposed to bang and forget). The next round would of course be me explaining that I'm a registered member of the Cyberathlete Amature League and gauging her reaction. If she's not laughing at how pathetic I am then I move on to round Three. Round three is the final round and in it I offer her a can of Mountain Dew. I say "This Dew's for you," and if she accepts, she's in. If she says "I don't drink pop," (soda to all you other humans) then she sucks, or if she does drink pop yet does not enjoy the taste of Mountain Dew, she's got no chance. I have high standards for women, yeah, but Axe and Tag still smell absolutely horrible and no female ever liked how it smelled, they just bought into what they saw on TV because they're lonely, mindless, and pathetic.

I actually read all this and was amused.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:44 PM   #22
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So uh... Aeroplane... I'm a member of the Cyberathlete Amature League. Eh? Eh?

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:46 PM   #23
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I'm such a geek, I don't even know what that is, so it's fine by me.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:50 PM   #24
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http://www.caleague.com/

It's mostly associated with Counter-Strike but if you click on Choose Division you can see the games across which it stretches.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:50 PM   #25
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i just got invited to a party which would be my first non-work socialization with peers in weeks and i can't even begin to make myself want to go.i didn't want to make a new thread for this. i hate myself.
yeah i get that way sometimes too. It just gets worse and worse the longer you don't go out - i have a friend who has this problem and it just got worse over the past 5 years and now he sees people maybe once a year if he has too. you could go for a half hour and if its too painful, make up an excuse to leave.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:54 PM   #26
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Okay, Axe is now officially my favorite. From Wiki:
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On the US Market, there are currently ten fragrances available in the Axe deodorant line excluding some limited editions.

Essence
Kilo
Orion
Phoenix
Touch
Tsunami
Unlimited
Voodoo
Clix
Apollo

Some limited edition Axe scents released on the US market *******:
Ready (limited edition)
Recovery (limited edition)
Relapse (limited edition)
Willing (limited edition)

Internationally, a number of additional fragrances are available. While all of these can be found under the Axe brand, some are also sold under the Lynx brand.
Accelerate
Africa
Air (limited edition)
Alaska
Anti-Hangover (limited edition)
Atlantis
Below-0 (limited edition)
Click
eau de Katherine
Horny juice (limited edition)
Dimension
Gravity
Ice (limited edition)
Ignite (limited edition)
Inca
Java
Jet
Marine
Mirage
Musk
Phoenix
Pulse
Sexy (limited edition)
Silver Fusion (limited edition)
Touch
Unlimited
White Label (limited edition)


Okay, henceforth ITT, we suggest new fragrance names.

I nominate Starfish, Blue Funk, and Wankel Rotary Engine

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:57 PM   #27
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i nominate 'Rock Hard' or 'Pussy Galore'

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 05:00 PM   #28
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http://www.caleague.com/

It's mostly associated with Counter-Strike but if you click on Choose Division you can see the games across which it stretches.
huh. so what is this exactly?

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 06:08 PM   #29
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