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Old 05-16-2017, 07:07 PM   #61
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we have posters who lie to fish for sympathy; you just told us something pretty restrained and sadly common (sad moms and such).

our mom's sound similar tho. except mine was a single mother of two children for a time and i suspect in hindsight she was depressed. one day i'll talk to her about our past, but for now we get along and our relationship isn't stained by alcoholism (mine) and tension. it's kinda, like, fuck it.
Yeah, time and age have played a big factor in me "forgiving" her, or at the very least, stop resenting her every waking minute and see her for what she truly is: flawed and human. I certainly wouldn't be able to raise three kids on my own, so credit where credit is due.

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 09:16 AM   #62
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pennis not errect!

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 09:57 AM   #63
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Old 07-02-2018, 12:10 PM   #64
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i wasn't prepared for this today

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 06:35 PM   #65
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Strapons are never not errect hunties.

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 06:40 PM   #66
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I wasn't prepared for the strapon today.

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 06:43 PM   #67
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Yeah, that's bad. Strapons always should make their presence known.
You can't just be minding your own business and then BAM... there it is.

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 07:11 PM   #68
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what the shit

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 07:12 PM   #69
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WHOOMP

There it is.

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 07:12 PM   #70
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what the shit
Exactly.

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 08:57 PM   #71
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i wish the strapons would unerect they'd be easier to stack in the drawer

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 11:29 PM   #72
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I mean, just remove the dildo from the harness.

Not that I would know anything about it, ofc.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:26 AM   #73
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labelle, please don't talk like that. it makes me uncomfortable as a woman.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:27 AM   #74
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it's very sexually aggressive and crude.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:46 AM   #75
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How unbecoming!

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 06:47 AM   #76
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don't listen to y s e m.

keep talking.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:10 AM   #77
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It's only sexually aggressive if one doesn't trim their fingernails first.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 08:35 AM   #78
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Life, uh, finds a way.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 08:50 AM   #79
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i'm afraid of the dark
especially when i'm in a park

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:10 AM   #80
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How unbecoming!
you're being very creepy and taking advantage of a culture that pretty much brainwashes women into thinking their only value lies in talking about penis on the internet

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:17 AM   #81
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Check out the life of the party over here!

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:19 AM   #82
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you're being very creepy and taking advantage of a culture that pretty much brainwashes women into thinking their only value lies in talking about penis on the internet
lol sure

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:35 AM   #83
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Please only stick to topics approved by *******

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:42 AM   #84
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I have 7 penises to compare it to
Bonnie has 7 penises and none of them are fake.
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Old 07-03-2018, 10:00 AM   #85
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rip bonnie

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 10:12 AM   #86
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Either way strapons are overrated, the satisfyer pro is where it's at.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:13 AM   #87
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Could I use it to milk my prostate?

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:01 PM   #88
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I think you're better off just getting milk at the store.
But you can do whatever brings you joy.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:48 PM   #89
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man milk

LOL

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:53 PM   #90
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It's incredibly difficult to articulate this without coming across as being prudish, prejudiced or making broad generalizations.

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