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Old 05-14-2017, 04:52 PM   #31
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I'm sorry all those ppl saw your little dick fuzz, sounds pretty sad

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 05:09 PM   #32
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it does not matter if you look sloppy in office casual all that matter is you look nice in a suit

take that as you will

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 05:43 PM   #33
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Did she hate being a mother too or just the day?

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 05:45 PM   #34
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I always suspected she resented being a parent, though she tried her best (I think?).

I got the short end of the stick as the youngest, because once she was done with my sisters, she just didn't have the energy to parent me. I was pretty much off the leash from age 16 on. It was pretty obvious that I was in a bad place as a teen but she did nothing to try and help (from my perspective, at least). Didn't even seem like she noticed I was slipping into depression and not going to school.

hmd everyone!

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 05:46 PM   #35
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Also, not fishing for sympathy or anything. I feel for my mother. I don't think she was or is the most mentally healthy person. I can't imagine what it was like to try and raise three kids on your own (aside from the four years she was with my useless step-father).

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 05:47 PM   #36
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I just think some people aren't meant to be parents. Just like some people are meant to be alone.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 05:47 PM   #37
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hmd everyone!

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 06:24 PM   #38
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I wish my weenus would roll up like a tape measure when not in use for ease of storage.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 07:14 PM   #39
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'errect'

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 10:07 PM   #40
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i don't have a penis but it's pretty normal isn't it, for people who are growers and not showers?

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:09 PM   #41
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i don't know what it's like. it must be horrible

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:20 PM   #42
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i don't have a penis but it's pretty normal isn't it, for people who are growers and not showers?
We even had a thread about this here where someone posted their husband's flaccid penis peeking out from under a kilt

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:27 PM   #43
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This thread: too much peen.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:28 PM   #44
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Like, peen overload, yo.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:32 PM   #45
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it's special purpose is not being used and is of no use to a chick, it is absolutely shameful! you should have a bigger dick, no question. how can you live? did you even sleep that night? I bet you cut yourself. Who could blame you for being so small. Suicide might be the only way out of this one.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:33 PM   #46
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Or Swedish pumps.

 
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Old 05-15-2017, 04:33 AM   #47
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if Bill O'Corrigan and James 'no sayonara at the metro' Iha were to conduct a sword fighting match using their cocks, who would come out on top?



...i mean, who'd come out the winner?

 
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Old 05-15-2017, 04:33 AM   #48
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fuzzy, you'll just have to make sure you're always erect if there's the smallest chance someone will pull your pants down in public. they have pills for this.

 
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:25 AM   #49
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why bother with pills, do it like a pro and rock a prosthetic.

I would expect you get one cheaper than those used on film sets, those would be around 1k. Silicon or foam latex, if you want it erect then there is the option with wires built in. You sew that thing into your underwear - should be fine until people pull your pants down - otherwise you have to glue it (not the penis but attached fake hair, that you glue on) to a shaved skin part. the back is hollow so that's where your real package goes in.
trara, problem solved, you are welcome!

 
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Old 05-15-2017, 08:51 AM   #50
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Good tips pavement, i will definitely look into it

 
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Old 05-15-2017, 10:44 AM   #51
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Trara! Wallah!

 
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:25 PM   #52
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Going to need pics of erect and flaccid to properly judge

 
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:25 PM   #53
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In other words, tinwop

 
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Old 05-16-2017, 08:23 AM   #54
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how old are you, fuzzy?

 
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Old 05-16-2017, 01:26 PM   #55
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this is still funny even a few days later

 
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Old 05-16-2017, 03:42 PM   #56
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Pics would be even funnier.

Where's the Rod, Fuzz?

 
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Old 05-16-2017, 03:42 PM   #57
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Rod fuzz.


lol

 
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Old 05-16-2017, 03:44 PM   #58
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A firm fuzz fringed rod arose, all purple-headed bashfulness

Aw.

 
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Old 05-16-2017, 03:49 PM   #59
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Also, not fishing for sympathy or anything.
we have posters who lie to fish for sympathy; you just told us something pretty restrained and sadly common (sad moms and such).

our mom's sound similar tho. except mine was a single mother of two children for a time and i suspect in hindsight she was depressed. one day i'll talk to her about our past, but for now we get along and our relationship isn't stained by alcoholism (mine) and tension. it's kinda, like, fuck it.

 
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Old 05-16-2017, 04:37 PM   #60
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Mom's

 
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