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Old 05-14-2017, 12:23 AM   #1
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Default Does anyone ever feel insecure that their penis is too small when not errect?

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true question.

When erect I feel all confident and it seems big, but when I'm just strutting around with it flacid sometimes it doesn't look too impressive. I know it's generally not a problem because if your pants are down you're usually aroused and if you're not it's only being seen in passing by a woman who's seen it erect so you don't really care. But like this one time at a party this guy pantsed me and my dick was just looking all small in front of all these girls.

But I swear it differs from days to day. Sometimes I'll look in the mirror all satisfied and sometimes it's like "shit man..." I swear the things schizophrenic or something

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Old 05-14-2017, 12:25 AM   #2
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Honest replies only guys.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:49 AM   #3
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Have you considered that you may just have a smaller than average penis

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:50 AM   #4
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:51 AM   #5
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I touched a girl's butts and boobs but no sex yet. I hope it will come true soon

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 01:14 AM   #6
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Can't keep me from this thread

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 01:23 AM   #7
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do guys have dawn's syndrome or something, it says serious honest replies only

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 01:25 AM   #8
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Old 05-14-2017, 09:58 AM   #9
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Post pictures and we'll tell you if you should feel insecure.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:16 AM   #10
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do not post pics. send pics to Bonnie and she'll tell us about it

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:20 AM   #11
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I have 7 penises to compare it to

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:21 AM   #12
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if your pants are down you're usually aroused
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:34 AM   #13
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:42 AM   #14
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Do you guys take underwear off to use the bathroom? I think by pulling them down a little they get stretched out by my open thighs. Does that make sense? What should I do

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 11:56 AM   #15
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:07 PM   #16
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It's OK fuzzrod, most Republicans feel insecure with the size of their manhood. It's why America is currently dealing with Trump as its leader.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:09 PM   #17
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Fuzzy, I heard that drinking vast amounts of cheap beer can make your prick shrink.

You might wanna stop before your peen has NOFX on women.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:09 PM   #18
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I'm insecure about my vagina when I'm naked. Like what if someone sees it and it looks dry. They'll think I'm a dead, fried fish in bed

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:11 PM   #19
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fuzzy saw his dad's penis once when he was really young and it's haunted him since.

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:37 PM   #20
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Hah! That's nothing. You should have seen me in 2004

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:41 PM   #21
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My mom was antivaccination except when she'd have to do something like home school so thank god I have all the measles, bumps, rubella ones but she didn't allow me to have and convinced me that hpv vaccines would paralyze me so I have the hpvs that cause cancer now and they haven't gone away for years and I have a Pap smear tomorrow which not only hurt a lot, but are always traumatic in other ways. I'm expecting to have full blown cervical cancer tomorrow

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:41 PM   #22
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- bonnie using netphoria as her therapist

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:42 PM   #23
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My mom is full of contradictions and while she is very smart, she is not sane

Happy mothers day

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:44 PM   #24
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hmd!

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:47 PM   #25
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I wanna finish cleaning my apartment before grocery shopping and then stopping over there to say thanks mom this is your day but lying down is so much fun

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 12:53 PM   #26
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I texted my mom, who lives in Florida and who always claimed she hated Mother's Day, to wish her a hmd. Job, done.

 
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Did she hate being a mother too or just the day?

 
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Old 05-14-2017, 03:00 PM   #28
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Old 05-14-2017, 03:10 PM   #29
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Here is a tumbler for you Fuzzyroes

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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/t...tm_source=dmfb

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