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Old 02-06-2012, 05:52 AM   #211
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such a rebel

 
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Old 02-06-2012, 01:22 PM   #212
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I flipped my ex stepfather off through a window

Don't know if he saw though
mia is a bad influence on our children

 
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Old 02-08-2012, 09:05 PM   #213
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Old 02-08-2012, 09:48 PM   #214
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i just shaved my armpits for the first time since mid-december.

 
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:06 PM   #215
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i just shaved my armpits for the first time since mid-december.
huh

any particular reason?

i know it's weird that women are expected to shave pits and legs while men aren't and there's no real inherent reason why that should be... but still

 
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:08 PM   #216
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I shave my legs

 
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:09 PM   #217
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you're also over 40 and gross so no one cares

 
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:16 PM   #218
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eulogy is looking for a fight.

 
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:23 PM   #219
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Lol

 
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:27 PM   #220
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you wanna go, dean?

 
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:29 PM   #221
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You're going to make a good lawyer. And a great log cabin republican!

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 04:29 AM   #222
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convenience, man. no one sees my body during the winter!

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 08:00 AM   #223
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convenience, man. no one sees my body during the winter!
what about tim?!

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 08:04 AM   #224
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Bleh. >_<

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:37 AM   #225
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I have no capacity to talk with people I donT relate to, or be "fake", without tipping my hand. My coworkers probably think I'm a sociopath and they could be on to something.

In meetings, when people keep using these corporate buzzwords and pretending to discuss things, I feel my eyes develop a glaze, my lip involuntarily curls in discomfort, and I cannot communicate in any way but nodding my head and murmuring in agreement.

My soul is dying a bit each day. I'm in damage control mode and turtling up until I have enough money to take a chance at a new career.

Or I'll do this for 15 years and just play video games and pretend my songs will ever amount to anything. Yeah, I'll do that.

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:44 AM   #226
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I have no capacity to talk with people I donT relate to, or be "fake", without tipping my hand. My coworkers probably think I'm a sociopath and they could be on to something.

In meetings, when people keep using these corporate buzzwords and pretending to discuss things, I feel my eyes develop a glaze, my lip involuntarily curls in discomfort, and I cannot communicate in any way but nodding my head and murmuring in agreement.

My soul is dying a bit each day. I'm in damage control mode and turtling up until I have enough money to take a chance at a new career.

Or I'll do this for 15 years and just play video games and pretend my songs will ever amount to anything. Yeah, I'll do that.
that's how I was 15 years ago.

now I am dead inside

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 02:01 PM   #227
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what about tim?!
Any man that is bothered by a little bit of body hair doesn't need to be getting laid.

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 03:13 PM   #228
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Old 02-09-2012, 03:40 PM   #229
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Any man that is bothered by a little bit of body hair doesn't need to be getting laid.
this is true. sometimes i'm offput like, for example, i'm supposed to meet up with a girl but she needs a few hours of prep time and its obviously because she needs to give herself a once over with a razor. i just want to be like its not a big deal i want to see you you

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 03:42 PM   #230
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and then when we meet up it's like woah she's freshly shaved/groomed does she expect me to put out tonight because i just want to see where this goes and then i feel obligated like she put all this effort into her own grooming because she expected to get laid or didn't she is she expecting me to make a move and on and on and on

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 04:12 PM   #231
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this is true. sometimes i'm offput like, for example, i'm supposed to meet up with a girl but she needs a few hours of prep time and its obviously because she needs to give herself a once over with a razor. i just want to be like its not a big deal i want to see you you
sometimes we just need more time to f around and then spend the last twenty minutes rushing.

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 04:15 PM   #232
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Old 02-09-2012, 05:18 PM   #233
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yea that's true too lol

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 05:20 PM   #234
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i'll shave my legs when the weather gets warmer.

 
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Old 02-09-2012, 05:22 PM   #235
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this winter has been hot

 
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:07 AM   #236
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srsly....what the fuck has been up with that?? We haven't even had a chance to utilize our jacquizi outside yet.

 
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:36 AM   #237
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what if she has a mustache

 
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:47 AM   #238
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I bet you and your pretty famous biking friends do bro.

 
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:52 AM   #239
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I dated a girl with a 'stache before...I tried to play along as long as possible but when she picked me up one morning and had stubble I couldn't bring myself to see her again.

It really creeped me out :/

 
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Old 02-10-2012, 06:10 AM   #240
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I have no capacity to talk with people I donT relate to, or be "fake", without tipping my hand. My coworkers probably think I'm a sociopath and they could be on to something.

In meetings, when people keep using these corporate buzzwords and pretending to discuss things, I feel my eyes develop a glaze, my lip involuntarily curls in discomfort, and I cannot communicate in any way but nodding my head and murmuring in agreement.

My soul is dying a bit each day. I'm in damage control mode and turtling up until I have enough money to take a chance at a new career.

Or I'll do this for 15 years and just play video games and pretend my songs will ever amount to anything. Yeah, I'll do that.
don't take work so seriously. just do something beautiful on the side: read books, watch films, go to museums, meet friends, play video games, write songs, and most importantly: lots of sexytime

 
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