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Old 01-14-2012, 11:27 PM   #91
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I would not mind sexing you.
i dunno, sounds risky. i kind of like my foreskin. i think i would miss it.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:27 PM   #92
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I was terrified of penis for a long time after that, and uncircumcised penises still make me a little nervous.
yeah, i can imagine. thanks for telling the story

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:28 PM   #93
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i haven't had sexual intercourse since i was 19. i'm 26 now.

i haven't even tried because i'm pretty sure i'd have problems with flashbacks but i'm kinda tired of it already

last time i kinda sorta kinda got close with someone, i wasn't planning on having intercourse anyway but at a certain point i just dissociated a lot and had to stop. this was only a few months ago

it sucks, i wish my body worked right

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Old 01-14-2012, 11:34 PM   #94
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Oh man, I remember Al's story perfectly. He made it into our little compilation of memorable IRC quotes:

alefante: it really has like... fucked me up emotionally
alefante: cos it's my fucking wang dude

I'd feel bad for laughing, but despite sounding traumatized, he had a sense of humor.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:38 PM   #95
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request for compilation of memorable IRC quotes

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:46 PM   #96
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request for compilation of memorable IRC quotes
I doubt it'd make sense to anyone here. Most of us came from the original oboard. We had an IRC channel with about 10 regulars for a few years.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:48 PM   #97
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was it on undernet? around 95/96 i went on an sp undernet channel and they called me a poser fan and wanted to ask me band trivia or ban me
they asked me what the name of James' dog was and this was before I had Gish or Vieuphoria and I was like how the fuck would I know the name of his dog (also I was 10 at the time). I thought they were huge stalkers. they were talking about those moonkids pics of billy's old house. they banned me.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:53 PM   #98
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i dunno, sounds risky. i kind of like my foreskin. i think i would miss it.


But you're so pretty.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:53 PM   #99
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was it on undernet? around 95/96 i went on an sp undernet channel and they called me a poser fan and wanted to ask me band trivia or ban me
they asked me what the name of James' dog was and this was before I had Gish or Vieuphoria and I was like how the fuck would I know the name of his dog (also I was 10 at the time). I thought they were huge stalkers. they were talking about those moonkids pics of billy's old house. they banned me.
it was #oboard on ptnet

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:53 PM   #100
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ALDANGO ATE UR BABY

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:54 PM   #101
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I doubt it'd make sense to anyone here. Most of us came from the original oboard. We had an IRC channel with about 10 regulars for a few years.
send them to me! they'll make sense to me!

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:55 PM   #102
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I love how it takes talking about your peen to get you to post here.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:57 PM   #103
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I love how it takes talking about your peen to get you to post here.
*sigh*

I'm here every day! I never post because I don't want to get angry on the internet

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:41 AM   #104
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is lurking worse than the worst posting?

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:41 AM   #105
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QUESTIONS FOR LIFE

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 04:19 AM   #106
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one time i was really really bored and on coke and went into my friend's pantry and took all the marshmallows out of his lucky charms (he was sleeping)

he never said anything about it but i like to think he thought he was going crazy and still thinks about it once in a while and wonders wtf happened

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 04:21 AM   #107
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I still don't understand how the foreskin could get behind the head that would require circumcision?
Would you care to do a quick mspaint drawing?
Not trolling

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 04:24 AM   #108
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speaking of weiners....i put some bengay on my back and then went pee without washing my hands and now the tip of my cock is on fire!!!!

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 04:57 AM   #109
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you must spread rep... second time getting this message tonight from trying to + rep you Toby

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 07:57 AM   #110
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I still don't understand how the foreskin could get behind the head that would require circumcision?
Would you care to do a quick mspaint drawing?
Not trolling
phimosis dude. that probably hurt like hell

you're jewish right

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 09:15 AM   #111
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I bet Cool As Ice Cream sort of looks like Steve Buscemi.

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 09:26 AM   #112
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phimosis dude. that probably hurt like hell

you're jewish right
yeah.
circumcised 4 life brah

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 09:27 AM   #113
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Uncircumcised penises are fucking disgusting.
It's odd that not everybody is circumcised

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 10:17 AM   #114
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yeah it's totally odd not everybody in the world is part of some weird deal with god or rich western faux-medical tradition

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 10:30 AM   #115
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uncircumsized ftw. it's like a little turtleneck for your dong.

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:03 AM   #116
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Now it's that thread again.

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:05 AM   #117
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More like a dickey for your dong

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 12:41 PM   #118
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22 for me *shrug*
High-Five!! Mit deinem Riesenschwanz in eine Mädchen, daß musst ubergeil sein, oder!!

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:01 PM   #119
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yeah it's totally odd not everybody in the world is part of some weird deal with god or rich western faux-medical tradition
god made us in his image. then we chop of part of the penis. so essentially every circumcision is chopping off part of god's wang over and over.

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:12 PM   #120
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I take a shit everyday at work.

 
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