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Old 01-14-2012, 12:35 AM   #61
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Sounds to me like Double G Potter was going downstairs and doing whip-its.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:46 AM   #62
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i'm uncomfortable with issues about identity

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 06:15 AM   #63
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i am not as cocksure as one might think

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:39 AM   #64
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I used to play with electrical wires as a child.
So that was what, 2 years ago



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Old 01-14-2012, 10:14 AM   #65
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i remember when i had my first beer

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:47 AM   #66
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When I was younger, I watched "The Amityville Horror" behind my moms back (shes still pissed at me to this day...). I slept like a baby that night, but I was terrified of my basement for 3 days...

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:35 PM   #67
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she's seriously still pissed at you for watching a fucking movie behind her back? you must be like the perfect child and never get in trouble if this is what she holds on to

that or she holds on to everything

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 01:55 PM   #68
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i lost my virginity at twenty-three.
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Old 01-14-2012, 02:57 PM   #69
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That's common board knowledge, Evan!

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 05:58 PM   #70
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she's seriously still pissed at you for watching a fucking movie behind her back? you must be like the perfect child and never get in trouble if this is what she holds on to

that or she holds on to everything
You're right there with the fact that I don't really get in trouble.

I haven't been "grounded" in three years.

I just really am not the biggest trouble maker

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 06:21 PM   #71
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i lost my virginity at twenty-three.
22 for me *shrug*

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 06:22 PM   #72
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i got you beat and that's all that counts

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 06:54 PM   #73
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You're right there with the fact that I don't really get in trouble.

I haven't been "grounded" in three years.

I just really am not the biggest trouble maker
i never got in trouble either but that was because my parents didn't care. only time i ever got grounded was playing with matches with the neighbor kid around 8 yo

what grade are you in? i'm trying to gauge how much irresponsibility you have left in you

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 07:03 PM   #74
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First kiss at 18

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 07:07 PM   #75
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i can't even remember mine, but i think i was about 12

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 07:51 PM   #76
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i never got in trouble either but that was because my parents didn't care. only time i ever got grounded was playing with matches with the neighbor kid around 8 yo

what grade are you in? i'm trying to gauge how much irresponsibility you have left in you
Junior in high school

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:02 PM   #77
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Oh here's a good one. I had a hand in why a netphorian had to be circumcised a week after his 17th birthday.
He may or may not have posted about it, but I didn't have an account then.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:34 PM   #78
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You gave him a vicious STD, didn't you?

Hey Duke how many dick's have you sucked?

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:36 PM   #79
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You gave him a vicious STD, didn't you?

Hey Duke how many dick's have you sucked?
Considering he took my virginity, no. What does that even have to do with circumcision?

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:40 PM   #80
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:41 PM   #81
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Oh here's a good one. I had a hand in why a netphorian had to be circumcised a week after his 17th birthday.
He may or may not have posted about it, but I didn't have an account then.
that was supposed to be a secret. and that was not how that sex toy was intended to be used.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:41 PM   #82
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did you bite his dick

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:42 PM   #83
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failing to come up with sex acts that afterward require circumcision

or was the sex unrelated

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:44 PM   #84
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Probably just told him phimosis ain't normal.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 10:03 PM   #85
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He had phimosis, and I didn't know. I was fumbling around attempting to rub his dick (I had no clue what the fuck I was doing). Foreskin got stuck behind the head and one trip to the ER later he finds out the foreskins gotta go.
This did not help with the whole his mother hating me thing.

I was terrified of penis for a long time after that, and uncircumcised penises still make me a little nervous.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 10:03 PM   #86
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that was supposed to be a secret. and that was not how that sex toy was intended to be used.
I would not mind sexing you.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 10:04 PM   #87
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CALLED IT!

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 10:06 PM   #88
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Considering he took my virginity, no. What does that even have to do with circumcision?
It was a bad joke. That's a shitty deal you had to face, and worse for him. Ow.

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 10:09 PM   #89
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People still randomly bring it up sometimes. "Hey remember when you broke Al's dick?"

 
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Old 01-14-2012, 10:17 PM   #90
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Embarrassing probably, but kinda humorous I guess.

 
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