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Old 04-07-2018, 04:02 PM   #781
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The wife is out tonight which means i can cook spicy food!!! Which means i make curry. Which means I just combine any leftover ingredients with red peppers, coconut milk and curry paste.

Oh man! This is so cunt. It started out with ingredients. Do you know ingredients? These are ingredients.


 
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:03 PM   #782
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Exactly. Netphoria. Beffen. Penis smile. Ingredients.

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:06 PM   #783
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Do you like end results, cunties? Cunts, i mean. You're all cunts. I mean that. I take it back. With all due respect.


 
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:12 PM   #784
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And of course there's this asshole that will always be at the most awkward spot when i get to cook food. Spoiler: it's a cat. Spoiler: everyone already knew. Spoiler: no one gives a fuck. Spoiler: i miss suze. Spoiler: Radiohead is dubstep nowadays yet didn't change their sound past ok computer. Spoiler: Julian (Porn CONNOISSEUR) is the best netphorian of all time

 
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:12 PM   #785
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:24 PM   #786
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did you cook that?

 
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:30 PM   #787
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looks delicious

 
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:30 PM   #788
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i'd like mine meowdium rare, please

 
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Old 04-08-2018, 06:04 PM   #789
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What a magnificent feline! You two should be ashamed of yourselves.

 
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Old 04-08-2018, 07:10 PM   #790
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mmm i cooked turkey burgers

 
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Old 04-09-2018, 04:48 AM   #791
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YES I COOK DAT

WHO EVEN ARE YOU PEOPLE

 
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Old 04-09-2018, 01:54 PM   #792
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was it good? it looks like it was good!

 
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Old 04-10-2018, 04:40 AM   #793
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Old 04-10-2018, 04:46 AM   #794
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I never realized that there was so much truth to that Pizza-Gate story.

 
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Old 04-10-2018, 05:03 AM   #795
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Old 07-02-2018, 05:23 PM   #796
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been trying to step it up in the kitchen recently since i am only a mediocre cook....


last week i made salmon burgers (i don't like beef) with home made coleslaw, sweet and sour cabbage stuffed with turkey, pork, and rice, and on the 4th i'm going to roast some turkey legs and make a vanilla custard pie topped with strawberries and blueberries so it will be red, white, and blue. i think i've gotten better!

 
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Old 07-02-2018, 06:33 PM   #797
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Sounds great! I love salmon and somehow never thought to make salmon burgers. Now I have a new purpose in life.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:29 AM   #798
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and then what?

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:47 AM   #799
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I don't plan that far ahead.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:48 AM   #800
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salmon does not belong on burgers

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:53 AM   #801
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what are you gonna put ketchup on it

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:24 PM   #802
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i hate ketchup AND beef so weird burgers are perfect for me

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:25 PM   #803
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how can you hate beef

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:29 PM   #804
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if it's cooked for 12 hours like in a roast i don't mind it, but otherwise it has an unappealing texture to me good thing chicken is so widely available!

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:33 PM   #805
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tim made some skirt steak with chimichurri sauce that was so spicy and tangy and GOOD. i put some of the sauce on leftover fish for a snack and that was also boss.

sunday we made cajun chicken and cajun rice with sweet peppers. i got the chkn recipe from a book called 'i <3 spice'; we had the left-over chicken with boxed mac last night. >_>

tonight we are going to make SOUR CREAM AND CHICKEN ENCHILADAS. look at how pretty they are!

https://www.homesicktexan.com/2009/1...as-recipe.html

i like to cook; wish i did it more. i'm very lazy.

we are cooking for the 4th, though. cake, chicken wings, empanadas, chips n dip (won't cook the chips, duh), etc.

 
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