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Old 02-06-2002, 06:04 AM   #1
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Post Worst FUCKING movie EVER :

Freddy got fingered.


No contest. Definetely the worst movie ever.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 06:06 AM   #2
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have you seen Soldier? if not, hold your tongue.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 06:16 AM   #3
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perfectoranje: but have you see a walk to remember with cuterockgirl!?!?!?!?!
Jumbo Cactuar 9: wtf
perfectoranje: now that's fuckin' terrible
Jumbo Cactuar 9: HUH
perfectoranje: it's this movie with a britney spears-type person
perfectoranje: and this "bad boy"
Jumbo Cactuar 9: WTF
perfectoranje: she's this minister's daughter
perfectoranje: and he falls in love with her
perfectoranje: and gets good
perfectoranje: only to find out she has cancer
perfectoranje: they get married
perfectoranje: she dies
perfectoranje: the end
Jumbo Cactuar 9: AWWW HOW SOUND
perfectoranje: boo fucking hoo!
Jumbo Cactuar 9: *SAD
Jumbo Cactuar 9: WTF
Jumbo Cactuar 9: WHAT AN ERROR :-[
perfectoranje: yeah

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Old 02-06-2002, 06:31 AM   #4
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i thought it was funny.

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Old 02-06-2002, 06:35 AM   #5
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glenn, you haven't seen i know what you did last summer.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 06:39 AM   #6
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Quote:
Originally posted by pale_princess:
glenn, you haven't seen i know what you did last summer.
Yes I have. I enjoyed it partially, but now it makes me want to vomit.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 07:23 AM   #7
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i disagree. Knock-Off starring Van Dam holds a special place in my heart as the most god-aweful, piece-of-fucking-shit movie ever produced.

j o e

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Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

 
Old 02-06-2002, 09:03 AM   #8
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nuh uh. worst EVAR fim is Santa With Muscles starring Hulk Hogan

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Old 02-06-2002, 10:41 AM   #9
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Three words:

The Fifth Element.

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Old 02-06-2002, 10:50 AM   #10
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Although I agree that Freddy Got Fingered was bad, it was done intentionally (in my opinion), and it was so bad it was entertaining.

Meanwhile, movies such as Daylight, and Surf Nazis Must Die, are just absolutely horrible movies.

David

 
Old 02-06-2002, 11:53 AM   #11
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what about glitter?

 
Old 02-06-2002, 12:45 PM   #12
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Quote:
Originally posted by Brazil.Virex:
what about glitter?
that word should be banned here.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 12:57 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by Crippler:
Three words:

The Fifth Element.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif

ugh...

and that reminds me,
"the messenger: the story of joan of arc."
i'd like to shoot whoever told milla jovovich that she could act.


 
Old 02-06-2002, 02:47 PM   #14
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Quote:
Posted by pale_princess:
i'd like to shoot whoever told milla jovovich that she could act.
She does pretty good in those hair dye commercials. She's pretty. In a communist bloc sorta way.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 03:32 PM   #15
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ever movie in this thread that i've seen isn't as bad as street fighter. although i'm willing to bet gitter is.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 03:49 PM   #16
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Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO:
ever movie in this thread that i've seen isn't as bad as street fighter. although i'm willing to bet gitter is.
all this bashing makes me want to rent glitter even more!!! i'd be the only one to rent it, wouldnt' THAT be indie?



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Old 02-06-2002, 03:50 PM   #17
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I don't know, Battlefield Earth was pretty damn bad.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 04:05 PM   #18
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I'm going to have to disagree with this milla jovavitch sentiment here. She may very well be a model/actress/singer whatnot, but I don't think she's annoying about it or anything. I quite liked her in both movies. They're not perfect movies, it's mostly because luc besson has some hokey whatnots involved in the ..whatever..of..his..whatnots.. I was saying something a moment ago I think.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 07:10 PM   #19
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Alright, you people REALLY haven't seen crap until you've seen these.

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/images/MANOS2.GIF

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/images/321PINK.JPG

http://movietv.com/Gfx/hogue/santaan...creambunny.gif

There's a whole bunch more that I've seen that are just as bad.


 
Old 02-06-2002, 07:12 PM   #20
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worse movie ever: eyes wide shut.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 07:13 PM   #21
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Hanging Up - hands down.

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Old 02-06-2002, 07:26 PM   #22
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Quote:
Originally posted by darcy_is_sexy:


hahaa, those look way too cheesy to be bad. It can't be entertaining in any way, even in a 'so bad it's good' way, to be considered worst ever.

Therefore, I second Human Replica Droid's nomination of Hanging Up. What a shame, that that was Walter Matthau's final movie.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 07:35 PM   #23
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Braveheart, because it made the English look bad.

OHHHHHH That's right.....

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Old 02-06-2002, 07:38 PM   #24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Graveflower:
hahaa, those look way too cheesy to be bad. It can't be entertaining in any way, even in a 'so bad it's good' way, to be considered worst ever.
Well, that may be true of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, but have you SEEN Manos? It's not funny bad, it's gouge-your-eyes-out-with-rusty-nails bad.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 07:50 PM   #25
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Quote:
Originally posted by darcy_is_sexy:
Well, that may be true of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, but have you SEEN Manos? It's not funny bad, it's gouge-your-eyes-out-with-rusty-nails bad.
...even WITH the MST3K commentary. Agreed.

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Old 02-06-2002, 08:59 PM   #26
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Some of you people have no clue what horribly awful movies are.

Someone named a movie with hogan, hmm, i know that one of the worst ive seen was "no hold barred". Which starred him also. I mean even Van Damme can't make movies as lame (although he gets pretty close sometimes). Street fighter is a masterpiece compared to that.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 09:11 PM   #27
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no no no you ebert wannabe motherfuckers the worst movie ever is


DUEL

what a peice of fucking shit speilburg sucks balls

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Old 02-06-2002, 09:12 PM   #28
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Quote:
Originally posted by Etienne:
no no no you ebert wannabe motherfuckers the worst movie ever is


DUEL

what a peice of fucking shit speilburg sucks balls

duel rocks.

 
Old 02-06-2002, 09:20 PM   #29
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Quote:
Originally posted by The exploding boy:
duel rocks.
i jsut lost all respect for you

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Old 02-06-2002, 09:45 PM   #30
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Quote:
Originally posted by Crippler:
Three words:

The Fifth Element.

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and a one, and a two, and a fuck YOU!


 
 


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